he eats $70,000 in galettes a day
October 27, 2025 at 2:44 AM
he eats $70,000 in galettes a day
me touring heaven, sheepishly kicking at a cloud: yeah the paradise stuff is good. i just thought you would have. you know....
angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)
angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)
September 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
me touring heaven, sheepishly kicking at a cloud: yeah the paradise stuff is good. i just thought you would have. you know....
angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)
angel: every final jeopardy you knew that was a triple stumper?? god has the list right here. by the way we saw every one and we all clapped. you're so good at jeopardy :)
when lunch is at 1130 and it's 1040 then lunch is an hour away. but when it hits 1050 then lunch is 30 minutes away. this kind of time dilation is what geniuses like einstein et al (me), study
August 27, 2025 at 12:32 AM
when lunch is at 1130 and it's 1040 then lunch is an hour away. but when it hits 1050 then lunch is 30 minutes away. this kind of time dilation is what geniuses like einstein et al (me), study
so this is how liberty dies ............
August 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
so this is how liberty dies ............
trebek: this noodle's unique shape makes it especially suited to holding sauce, moreso than any other noodle
me: what is every pasta type ever
trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board
me: what is every pasta type ever
trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board
July 17, 2025 at 9:18 PM
trebek: this noodle's unique shape makes it especially suited to holding sauce, moreso than any other noodle
me: what is every pasta type ever
trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board
me: what is every pasta type ever
trebek: couldn't have been anything else. $500 to you and control of the board
me: i wish for. the eradication of all mosquitoes
monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please
monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please
July 5, 2025 at 11:55 AM
me: i wish for. the eradication of all mosquitoes
monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please
monkey's paw, knowing there would be no drawbacks: you can't wish for that one. wish to be really tall or something please
i made another pokemon thing
June 28, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i made another pokemon thing
i need to learn low poly 3d modeling
June 6, 2025 at 4:59 PM
i need to learn low poly 3d modeling
you may not like it but this is peak logistics
May 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
you may not like it but this is peak logistics
the smart thing was calling it "the simpsons" instead of just "homer simpson". now it's about the rest of them too
April 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
the smart thing was calling it "the simpsons" instead of just "homer simpson". now it's about the rest of them too
thinking about giving myself a zenithal highlight
February 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
thinking about giving myself a zenithal highlight
if the metric system is so great why do they say like 2700 kilometers instead of 2.7 megameters. it's because they actually can't stand it either. stay strong and don't give them a furlong
February 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
if the metric system is so great why do they say like 2700 kilometers instead of 2.7 megameters. it's because they actually can't stand it either. stay strong and don't give them a furlong
"the devil's handshake" is when you eat a bunch of trail mix right out of the bag without checking for raisins
January 16, 2025 at 4:44 PM
"the devil's handshake" is when you eat a bunch of trail mix right out of the bag without checking for raisins
me reading about the frog in the boiling pot: what a pity it is, these lesser beasts bereft of ken. nature's cruel jest
me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter
me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter
January 15, 2025 at 11:26 PM
me reading about the frog in the boiling pot: what a pity it is, these lesser beasts bereft of ken. nature's cruel jest
me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter
me turning up the shower temp every 30 seconds: hotter. needs to be hotter
my job at the guinea pig hay factory is to eat some of the hay and sort it by sweet or hearty. it's honest work but the doctor says if i can't get my fiber down soon i'm gonna look like the plant dad from goosebumps
January 4, 2025 at 11:04 PM
my job at the guinea pig hay factory is to eat some of the hay and sort it by sweet or hearty. it's honest work but the doctor says if i can't get my fiber down soon i'm gonna look like the plant dad from goosebumps
peanut butter flavored peanuts... you can't make thisnup 🙈
January 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
peanut butter flavored peanuts... you can't make thisnup 🙈