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A hideous triumph of form and function. Extra medium.
Jason Deeming--Intolerant leftist--punk/metal🤘--horror movies☠️--coffee--cats--spicy food--Green Bay Packers--420🫠--proud Coloradoan--🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally--He/Him/Dude--Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦--I ignore strange DMs
Jason Deeming--Intolerant leftist--punk/metal🤘--horror movies☠️--coffee--cats--spicy food--Green Bay Packers--420🫠--proud Coloradoan--🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 ally--He/Him/Dude--Slava Ukraine 🇺🇦--I ignore strange DMs
Mediocre job by Green Day. I can't think of anything less punk rock than playing the Superbowl. But, they're not above dragging the genre through the slurry for their own ends.
February 9, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Mediocre job by Green Day. I can't think of anything less punk rock than playing the Superbowl. But, they're not above dragging the genre through the slurry for their own ends.
I'd like to thank the NFL for making sure the game starts 10 minutes after 4:20. Only us, mountain people, get that advantage, but we do appreciate it.
February 8, 2026 at 11:26 PM
I'd like to thank the NFL for making sure the game starts 10 minutes after 4:20. Only us, mountain people, get that advantage, but we do appreciate it.
Does anyone wanna come over? I will be eating tacos, smokin' the whacky tobaccy, watching a horror movie or two, and listening to Norwegian black metal.
Bring cookies. I don't have any.
Bring cookies. I don't have any.
February 7, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Does anyone wanna come over? I will be eating tacos, smokin' the whacky tobaccy, watching a horror movie or two, and listening to Norwegian black metal.
Bring cookies. I don't have any.
Bring cookies. I don't have any.
Every time I try to trim up my moustache to look like Vincent Price, I end up looking like John Waters. 🫤
February 7, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Every time I try to trim up my moustache to look like Vincent Price, I end up looking like John Waters. 🫤
You know who's NOT in the Epstein Files? Joe Bob Briggs. @themutantfam.bsky.social
February 7, 2026 at 2:05 AM
You know who's NOT in the Epstein Files? Joe Bob Briggs. @themutantfam.bsky.social
Not that anyone gives a shit what I think but, the new Mayhem album shreds!
February 6, 2026 at 9:53 PM
Not that anyone gives a shit what I think but, the new Mayhem album shreds!
I hope that everything happened to those children, happens to his pig ass. You know who I'm talking about
February 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
I hope that everything happened to those children, happens to his pig ass. You know who I'm talking about
Large pizza. Extra sauce, peppers, onions, and black olives. 8 chicken wings, as hot as you make them, and a two-liter of Coke.
Wait...am I on Doordash? Who are you people?!
Wait...am I on Doordash? Who are you people?!
February 1, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Large pizza. Extra sauce, peppers, onions, and black olives. 8 chicken wings, as hot as you make them, and a two-liter of Coke.
Wait...am I on Doordash? Who are you people?!
Wait...am I on Doordash? Who are you people?!
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Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
February 1, 2026 at 4:26 PM
Let's ask the question: How many times do the following people show up being named in the Epstein Files:
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
President Joe Biden: 0
President Barack Obama: 0
MN Governor Tim Walz: 0
President Donald Trump: 4,500
Does any Republican not see the problem?
I love my cats. I love them so much that I just paid $155 to get them registered as ESA's. However, when they're batting at my nose at 6 or 6:30 in morning, I kinda want to throw them across the room. I don't do that, because it's pretty fucked up to do that. But, the thought crosses my mind
February 1, 2026 at 6:03 PM
I love my cats. I love them so much that I just paid $155 to get them registered as ESA's. However, when they're batting at my nose at 6 or 6:30 in morning, I kinda want to throw them across the room. I don't do that, because it's pretty fucked up to do that. But, the thought crosses my mind
I don't know how many of you guys are addicted to caffeine, but I gotta tell ya, coffee is just really awesome.
I drink coffee all day, and sometimes, I even have a cup before bed.
And, my connection is never dry
I drink coffee all day, and sometimes, I even have a cup before bed.
And, my connection is never dry
February 1, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I don't know how many of you guys are addicted to caffeine, but I gotta tell ya, coffee is just really awesome.
I drink coffee all day, and sometimes, I even have a cup before bed.
And, my connection is never dry
I drink coffee all day, and sometimes, I even have a cup before bed.
And, my connection is never dry
I am a fan. A fan of a man by the name of Nick Cave. His music is just the best, and he's a wise man.
January 31, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I am a fan. A fan of a man by the name of Nick Cave. His music is just the best, and he's a wise man.
Sometimes I feel really down. Like the world is a horrible monster. But, this album reminds me that there is joy. Thank you, Nick Cave
January 31, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Sometimes I feel really down. Like the world is a horrible monster. But, this album reminds me that there is joy. Thank you, Nick Cave
I want to know why Instagram is bombarding me with commercials for foot fungus remedies.
I have never had foot fungus, so there's no need to show me peoples gnarly-ass toenails. It's gross
I have never had foot fungus, so there's no need to show me peoples gnarly-ass toenails. It's gross
January 30, 2026 at 6:00 PM
I want to know why Instagram is bombarding me with commercials for foot fungus remedies.
I have never had foot fungus, so there's no need to show me peoples gnarly-ass toenails. It's gross
I have never had foot fungus, so there's no need to show me peoples gnarly-ass toenails. It's gross
Every two or three years, I become totally obsessed with Jimi Hendrix for a few weeks. I think I'm entering one of those phases.
January 29, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Every two or three years, I become totally obsessed with Jimi Hendrix for a few weeks. I think I'm entering one of those phases.
It's official. My cats are now registered emotional support animals 😸
January 29, 2026 at 6:15 PM
It's official. My cats are now registered emotional support animals 😸
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January 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM
That's me in the corner, that's me on the 5 bus, updating my Bluesky
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
That's me in the corner, that's me on the 5 bus, updating my Bluesky
I hope that the team that can beat the Patriots wins
January 26, 2026 at 12:04 AM
I hope that the team that can beat the Patriots wins
So that's all for the Broncos. I wouldn't blame them too much if they blamed it on the weather.
I'm blaming all kinds of shit on the weather right now
I'm blaming all kinds of shit on the weather right now
January 25, 2026 at 11:14 PM
So that's all for the Broncos. I wouldn't blame them too much if they blamed it on the weather.
I'm blaming all kinds of shit on the weather right now
I'm blaming all kinds of shit on the weather right now
So, I just stepped outside, and it's beginning to look a lot like "fuck this"
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
So, I just stepped outside, and it's beginning to look a lot like "fuck this"
You know why I'm not depressed? It's because I eat spicy food and I smoke a LOT of weed.
You can't really think about being sad when you're consuming hot sauces that could probably burn through a tire-swing while desperately trying to figure out where you know that person on TV from.
You can't really think about being sad when you're consuming hot sauces that could probably burn through a tire-swing while desperately trying to figure out where you know that person on TV from.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You know why I'm not depressed? It's because I eat spicy food and I smoke a LOT of weed.
You can't really think about being sad when you're consuming hot sauces that could probably burn through a tire-swing while desperately trying to figure out where you know that person on TV from.
You can't really think about being sad when you're consuming hot sauces that could probably burn through a tire-swing while desperately trying to figure out where you know that person on TV from.
So, I was in therapy today and I told her that I don't want to be around people and everything going on in the world is awful and it seems really dumb to me.
Apparently, I'm seriously depressed. But, I don't feel depressed. I feel existential angst.
I don't hate people, I'm just not that into them.
Apparently, I'm seriously depressed. But, I don't feel depressed. I feel existential angst.
I don't hate people, I'm just not that into them.
January 23, 2026 at 1:03 AM
So, I was in therapy today and I told her that I don't want to be around people and everything going on in the world is awful and it seems really dumb to me.
Apparently, I'm seriously depressed. But, I don't feel depressed. I feel existential angst.
I don't hate people, I'm just not that into them.
Apparently, I'm seriously depressed. But, I don't feel depressed. I feel existential angst.
I don't hate people, I'm just not that into them.
So, I believe I have conquered every hot wing in Greeley. Wing Shack with their "Bear hot" wings didn't do it, but the kid working was like "You wanna try the stuff in the back?" I said "Yeah, gimme whatcha got." That sounds really gay, but I ate the super hot shit.
Not a problem. I'm unstoppable.
Not a problem. I'm unstoppable.
January 23, 2026 at 12:40 AM
So, I believe I have conquered every hot wing in Greeley. Wing Shack with their "Bear hot" wings didn't do it, but the kid working was like "You wanna try the stuff in the back?" I said "Yeah, gimme whatcha got." That sounds really gay, but I ate the super hot shit.
Not a problem. I'm unstoppable.
Not a problem. I'm unstoppable.
I swallowed yet another little barbell looking thing that I wear in my tongue. I think that this makes 4. Yep, I swallow jewelry in my sleep. Anyways, y'all have a great day, I'm off to the fuckin mall to buy another fuckin tongue thing.
January 21, 2026 at 8:26 PM
I swallowed yet another little barbell looking thing that I wear in my tongue. I think that this makes 4. Yep, I swallow jewelry in my sleep. Anyways, y'all have a great day, I'm off to the fuckin mall to buy another fuckin tongue thing.