Today in old man news: that squirrel is at it again
November 18, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Today in old man news: that squirrel is at it again
My favorite Radiohead song.
November 15, 2025 at 9:22 PM
My favorite Radiohead song.
Been watching ‘Task.’ Mike Ruffalo is great as Captain Task, a tough cop fighting cyclists and his own family.” Your task is to eat lead!” is his catchphrase.
October 8, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Been watching ‘Task.’ Mike Ruffalo is great as Captain Task, a tough cop fighting cyclists and his own family.” Your task is to eat lead!” is his catchphrase.
Kinda sad Charlie Kirk didn't live to see the Mandalorian And Grogu trailer.
September 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Kinda sad Charlie Kirk didn't live to see the Mandalorian And Grogu trailer.
Robert Redford has died, another victim of left wing extremism.
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Robert Redford has died, another victim of left wing extremism.
Any song that mentions blue jeans is almost certain to be not a good song.
September 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Any song that mentions blue jeans is almost certain to be not a good song.
When you yawn and that one tendon in your neck decides it just wants to stay like that.
September 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
When you yawn and that one tendon in your neck decides it just wants to stay like that.
I come to Nextdoor for the casual Karening, but I stay for the Russia/Ukraine hot takes.
August 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I come to Nextdoor for the casual Karening, but I stay for the Russia/Ukraine hot takes.
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Haiku:
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Haiku:
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
I, for one, would like to invite USA President Donald Trump into my home to eat my diarrhea.
August 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I, for one, would like to invite USA President Donald Trump into my home to eat my diarrhea.
Just when I think I'm healed, I wake up remembering the combined implosion of BA Test Kitchen and Reply All
. 🎀 𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇💗𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀 .
. 🎀 𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇💗𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀 .
August 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Just when I think I'm healed, I wake up remembering the combined implosion of BA Test Kitchen and Reply All
. 🎀 𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇💗𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀 .
. 🎀 𝒶 𝓇𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓎 𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝓇💗𝓊𝑔𝒽 𝓂𝓎 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 🎀 .
The year is 1999: I’ve just got home from my wage slave job, it’s 11pm, Star Trek: Voyager is on, I’m eating a plastic tray of 7-11 nachos for dinner. The world is far larger than I understand.
August 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
The year is 1999: I’ve just got home from my wage slave job, it’s 11pm, Star Trek: Voyager is on, I’m eating a plastic tray of 7-11 nachos for dinner. The world is far larger than I understand.
This is for 2, maybe 3 people.
August 1, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is for 2, maybe 3 people.
Let's get back to talking about Avatar 3, the most important cultural moment since Jack Ryan 2.
July 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Let's get back to talking about Avatar 3, the most important cultural moment since Jack Ryan 2.
I’m going to watch the fuck out that new Avatar film. Gonna paint myself blue, who cares. Our society is falling apart and my house will be under the sea in 20 years, let me have my bullshit.
July 28, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I’m going to watch the fuck out that new Avatar film. Gonna paint myself blue, who cares. Our society is falling apart and my house will be under the sea in 20 years, let me have my bullshit.
Haiku:
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
July 27, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Haiku:
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
artisan cafe
flies crawl on your spelt baguettes
twelve dollars my ass
That Simpsons episode where an overstimulated Homer gets a free trampoline in the classifieds, but it’s me and Nigerian dwarf goats on FB Marketplace.
July 16, 2025 at 7:53 PM
That Simpsons episode where an overstimulated Homer gets a free trampoline in the classifieds, but it’s me and Nigerian dwarf goats on FB Marketplace.
I opened Ableton to finish up that 'God Only Knows' tribute (in the style of Sly Stone as sung by the guy from Nitzer Ebb) and the Hand Of God appeared in my studio and wiped all of my hard drives.
June 16, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I opened Ableton to finish up that 'God Only Knows' tribute (in the style of Sly Stone as sung by the guy from Nitzer Ebb) and the Hand Of God appeared in my studio and wiped all of my hard drives.
The description of the girl in ‘Free Fallin’’ makes her seem like a bit of a dud, but she didn’t deserve to have her heart broken like that.
June 13, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The description of the girl in ‘Free Fallin’’ makes her seem like a bit of a dud, but she didn’t deserve to have her heart broken like that.
I kind of drifted away from Andor and I'm not going back unless we get that Yarael Poof origin story.
May 9, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I kind of drifted away from Andor and I'm not going back unless we get that Yarael Poof origin story.
“The Japanese call it ‘umami,’ but I just call it ‘tastin good mojo’.”
—me, to the other hostages
—me, to the other hostages
May 4, 2025 at 11:59 PM
“The Japanese call it ‘umami,’ but I just call it ‘tastin good mojo’.”
—me, to the other hostages
—me, to the other hostages
New Connections categories: “UNRHYMING WORDS” - “CONTAINS A T” - “__________”
May 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
New Connections categories: “UNRHYMING WORDS” - “CONTAINS A T” - “__________”
Oh, life is bigger. Bigger than you…and you are not me. Oh no! I’ve said too much.
May 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Oh, life is bigger. Bigger than you…and you are not me. Oh no! I’ve said too much.
New season of Andor is maybe a little wobbly so far but I 100% want to discover myself in Space Bavaria.
May 1, 2025 at 3:02 AM
New season of Andor is maybe a little wobbly so far but I 100% want to discover myself in Space Bavaria.