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Ockroache
@ockroache.bsky.social
· Mar 11
Double standards are crazy nowadays, when a woman gives birth it’s a miracle but when I do it everyone’s like “ew”, “you’re a freak of nature”, and “how did you give birth to 27 live cockroaches” it’s like their called cockroaches for a reason
Me when the adventure is bizarre
October 30, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Me when the adventure is bizarre
John Batman vs John manhunter who win
September 27, 2025 at 12:03 AM
John Batman vs John manhunter who win
Why do butter flies why can’t it just butter float 🧈 ☑️ 🧍♂️. 💅
August 18, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Why do butter flies why can’t it just butter float 🧈 ☑️ 🧍♂️. 💅
I think this guy is hitting me
July 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I think this guy is hitting me
I ❤️ my cursed amulet
June 24, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I ❤️ my cursed amulet
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This one’s for the moms
*mic drop*
*mic drop*
May 11, 2025 at 11:29 PM
This one’s for the moms
*mic drop*
*mic drop*
So called free thinkers until they hit a stoplight
May 5, 2025 at 10:18 PM
So called free thinkers until they hit a stoplight
My gym teacher accidentally played the first 30 seconds to cousins 😭😭😭
April 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
My gym teacher accidentally played the first 30 seconds to cousins 😭😭😭
A 5th mambo has hit the Lou Bega
April 28, 2025 at 10:01 PM
A 5th mambo has hit the Lou Bega
Don’t trust the khajiit
April 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Don’t trust the khajiit
Toasters keep calling me names
April 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Toasters keep calling me names
I need to be beaten by a bat
April 19, 2025 at 4:08 AM
I need to be beaten by a bat
Was the bitter springs massacre that bad?
April 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Was the bitter springs massacre that bad?
this is my mourning skin routine
April 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
this is my mourning skin routine
My name had a tea in it
March 31, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My name had a tea in it
I don’t like things and stuff
March 24, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I don’t like things and stuff
Must have been the wind
March 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Must have been the wind
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penis take the wheel
March 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
penis take the wheel
The guy next to me looks kinda stupid
March 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
The guy next to me looks kinda stupid