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hank rims dale as bill paints dale’s face
extraordinary gooners and the mothers who raised us
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 PM
extraordinary gooners and the mothers who raised us
mothers against road head
June 1, 2025 at 1:42 PM
mothers against road head
I krafted this single ‘till she processed my cheese
May 10, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I krafted this single ‘till she processed my cheese
Brushing teeth makes you sick. They lied about “bad” breath. My shit smells like garlic and kimchi and I’m going to live forever
February 9, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Brushing teeth makes you sick. They lied about “bad” breath. My shit smells like garlic and kimchi and I’m going to live forever
If it’s sex with a goose then ima take a gander 👀
January 19, 2025 at 6:41 AM
If it’s sex with a goose then ima take a gander 👀
Egirl with garlic butter steez
January 12, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Egirl with garlic butter steez
Jaden Smith tried to direct our attention to the political and economic state of the world and we laughed at him. we laughed and now we’re paying the price
January 11, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Jaden Smith tried to direct our attention to the political and economic state of the world and we laughed at him. we laughed and now we’re paying the price
lawyer who specializes in porn while driving cases
January 11, 2025 at 1:07 AM
lawyer who specializes in porn while driving cases
January 8, 2025 at 12:14 AM
like I’d get it if it were a lot of shit but literally it’s not even that much shit
roommates freak out over the smallest amount of shit
January 4, 2025 at 5:16 PM
like I’d get it if it were a lot of shit but literally it’s not even that much shit
roommates freak out over the smallest amount of shit
January 4, 2025 at 5:15 PM
roommates freak out over the smallest amount of shit
loony tunes sex dreams why can’t we sleep forever
January 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
loony tunes sex dreams why can’t we sleep forever
new years, new beers, same fears,trail of tears
January 2, 2025 at 12:48 AM
new years, new beers, same fears,trail of tears
2025 we not leaving any ‘dines in the tin
December 31, 2024 at 3:03 AM
2025 we not leaving any ‘dines in the tin
2025 I’m smoking more fools and less cigs
December 31, 2024 at 3:00 AM
2025 I’m smoking more fools and less cigs
applied for an H-1B visa because my cosmopolitan consumerist cunt thought it was a damn credit card🤣
December 30, 2024 at 7:16 PM
applied for an H-1B visa because my cosmopolitan consumerist cunt thought it was a damn credit card🤣
thinking about this domestic dommy mommy
December 30, 2024 at 7:12 PM
thinking about this domestic dommy mommy
bidet works too well like leave a little stink on that thang am I right fellas??
December 30, 2024 at 7:05 PM
bidet works too well like leave a little stink on that thang am I right fellas??
while you were watching everybody loves ramon, I was watching american pickers learning the true meaning of value
December 30, 2024 at 6:57 PM
while you were watching everybody loves ramon, I was watching american pickers learning the true meaning of value
posting nut clarity on the tl 🙌
December 30, 2024 at 6:48 PM
posting nut clarity on the tl 🙌
lot of folks missing out on some good engagement opportunities @miketruk51.bsky.social
December 27, 2024 at 6:24 PM
lot of folks missing out on some good engagement opportunities @miketruk51.bsky.social
cum-wise that is
call me a hank green novel the way I wish to be covered by 30 different artist
If I ever write another novel I’m forcing the publisher to give me 30 covers all by different artists.
December 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
cum-wise that is
call me a hank green novel the way I wish to be covered by 30 different artist
If I ever write another novel I’m forcing the publisher to give me 30 covers all by different artists.
December 27, 2024 at 6:20 PM
call me a hank green novel the way I wish to be covered by 30 different artist
I get so sad when I think about all the babies and toddlers in this country that go without iPads 😥
December 27, 2024 at 2:40 PM
I get so sad when I think about all the babies and toddlers in this country that go without iPads 😥
expressing my glands in the highest gratitude 🙏
December 26, 2024 at 9:05 PM
expressing my glands in the highest gratitude 🙏