walking alone in a cute outfit in nyc on a summer night eating an ice cream cone… like yeah actually I do want to live forever
August 7, 2023 at 12:35 AM
walking alone in a cute outfit in nyc on a summer night eating an ice cream cone… like yeah actually I do want to live forever
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we put a man on the moon and still there’s no pill i can take instead of making dinner
August 2, 2023 at 10:54 PM
we put a man on the moon and still there’s no pill i can take instead of making dinner
the man in front of me in the airport security line is wearing flipflops, has a photorealistic tattoo or winston churchill on his arm that says “the roaring lion,” is carrying a louis vuitton backpack, and is poured into a polo i can only assume he got from baby gap. it is 4:40am.
August 3, 2023 at 9:16 AM
the man in front of me in the airport security line is wearing flipflops, has a photorealistic tattoo or winston churchill on his arm that says “the roaring lion,” is carrying a louis vuitton backpack, and is poured into a polo i can only assume he got from baby gap. it is 4:40am.
just thought to myself: “audiobooks should have subtitles!” girl.,,, u mean the book itself ?????
July 25, 2023 at 4:44 PM
just thought to myself: “audiobooks should have subtitles!” girl.,,, u mean the book itself ?????
sorry i was late i opened a tab for every single cognitive bias hyperlinked on wikipedia
July 22, 2023 at 2:22 AM
sorry i was late i opened a tab for every single cognitive bias hyperlinked on wikipedia
i don’t mean to brag but i had two full glasses of water today
July 21, 2023 at 1:48 AM
i don’t mean to brag but i had two full glasses of water today
if i were oppenheimer my “now i am become death the destroyer of worlds” would have just been “oop—“
July 20, 2023 at 10:51 PM
if i were oppenheimer my “now i am become death the destroyer of worlds” would have just been “oop—“
there are endless photos of me ripping cigs at my own wedding,,, indie sleaze is back folks
July 18, 2023 at 10:48 PM
there are endless photos of me ripping cigs at my own wedding,,, indie sleaze is back folks
taking two benadryl with my zoloft hope i meet the hat man
July 18, 2023 at 2:39 AM
taking two benadryl with my zoloft hope i meet the hat man
just had a sensory meltdown because my sweatshirt felt Wrong and steve handed me a credit card and made me order a new one on the spot … modern marriage is so beautiful ♥️
July 13, 2023 at 3:34 PM
just had a sensory meltdown because my sweatshirt felt Wrong and steve handed me a credit card and made me order a new one on the spot … modern marriage is so beautiful ♥️
omg guys it really happened…. After all these years of doing laundry I finally made the white-sock-in-red-laundry blunder
July 12, 2023 at 8:33 PM
omg guys it really happened…. After all these years of doing laundry I finally made the white-sock-in-red-laundry blunder
business school students need to be locked up and studied bc why are we voluntarily paying six figures to spend a saturday night listening to old jp morgan earnings calls on 1.5x speed
July 9, 2023 at 1:44 AM
business school students need to be locked up and studied bc why are we voluntarily paying six figures to spend a saturday night listening to old jp morgan earnings calls on 1.5x speed
the eldest daughter urge to set yourself on fire when you need help w something
July 8, 2023 at 5:48 PM
the eldest daughter urge to set yourself on fire when you need help w something
honey it’s time for your emotional support coke zero
July 7, 2023 at 8:45 PM
honey it’s time for your emotional support coke zero
ur two fave menswear lovers
July 7, 2023 at 3:20 PM
ur two fave menswear lovers
threads answers the question what if there were twitter that allowed you follow that one guy you had to work on a class project with in your freshman english class who now takes disney vacations and sells insurance
July 6, 2023 at 3:13 PM
threads answers the question what if there were twitter that allowed you follow that one guy you had to work on a class project with in your freshman english class who now takes disney vacations and sells insurance
wake up babe a new town square just dropped
July 6, 2023 at 12:52 AM
wake up babe a new town square just dropped
dugouts are lowkey goated when chewing bubblegum and waiting your turn is the vibe
July 5, 2023 at 2:27 AM
dugouts are lowkey goated when chewing bubblegum and waiting your turn is the vibe
today is the ten year anniversary of when i dumped my college boyfriend and texted him “happy independence day” after
July 4, 2023 at 4:24 PM
today is the ten year anniversary of when i dumped my college boyfriend and texted him “happy independence day” after
steve brought me the cutest lil gifts back from his euro tour and i went to take a pic and he said “if you post that people will think we’re having a baby” but i know ur all smarter than to assume that.., i mean have you seen the size of steve’s head 🫶🏻
July 4, 2023 at 3:30 PM
steve brought me the cutest lil gifts back from his euro tour and i went to take a pic and he said “if you post that people will think we’re having a baby” but i know ur all smarter than to assume that.., i mean have you seen the size of steve’s head 🫶🏻
the sexual tension between me and literally every coke zero on earth
July 3, 2023 at 10:52 PM
the sexual tension between me and literally every coke zero on earth
she died doing what she loved: looking up the asking price of a house she just drove by
July 3, 2023 at 2:28 PM
she died doing what she loved: looking up the asking price of a house she just drove by
welcoming my good friends from tw*tter
July 2, 2023 at 3:30 AM
welcoming my good friends from tw*tter
caramelizing some emotional support onions
July 1, 2023 at 9:35 PM
caramelizing some emotional support onions