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oatmaster
@oatmaster.bsky.social
Dial-up internet survivor. Non-binary. Fan of good things . All pronouns welcome. ND (now official!) enby. 💛🤍💜🖤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 the best version of me
Found this thing in a lung biopsy when I was in uni. Never did figure out what it was.
November 16, 2025 at 12:55 PM
lads lads lads
November 16, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Today's task is a refresh of the car playlist, including a purge of Dire Straits. The tracks are absolute hammers but they make me think of my dad which I'd ideally never do.
November 16, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Burger two-ways for tea.
November 15, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I'm at the can't be arsed with comparison sites for insurance renewal stage of life.
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Think I'm going to have to buy a month of Lightroom. All the alternatives are a bit annoying in some way.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 AM
lol I picked up a block from a landlord sympathiser
November 14, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Accidentally switched the washing machine off at the plug and realised and put it back on five seconds later and it carried on. Some big capacitors in there.
November 14, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Blowtorching a microwave burger #snackhack #flamegrilled
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Christ it's bastard horrible out there. I'm home and I'm going nowhere.
November 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Ultrasound guy has spotted something on my mum's kidney so just looking up renal cancer differential diagnosis.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
I should get out of the car but the sounds of impact from the rain aren't encouraging.
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Never really got on with the idea of potential energy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Must get round to playing this against myself. Set it up ages ago.
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yay, offshore meds. Daft that I've got to get these via Hong Kong when they're on the vitamins aisle in the US.
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Sod it, I'm going to the shop to buy all the things.
November 13, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Mad that nobody has yet invented a reliable hdmi switcher.
November 13, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Bet the Bovril factory is pretty grisly. Still, good drink.
November 13, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Petition to rename the Epstein-Barr virus.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
November 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
No tasks seem worth the effort. Struggling with the idea of getting something to eat but there'll be a queue and the food will be rubbish anyway. Rather just stick with being hungry.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 AM
kid1 is skipping lessons in school here and there and I can't say I really give a fuck. He's only doing it when he needs to.
November 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Suppose I'm meant to watch that pluribus programme.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Looks like my works have opted for trans segregation for their facilities which is nice innit. I'll read their new bullshit in the morning and may be writing some strongly-worded emails.
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The people on the phone-in saying their kids aren't allowed smartphones all have posh accents for some reason.
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM