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Nyebodnye
@nyebodnye.bsky.social
Computer nerd since the ZX81 Programmer, tech support, electronics, like fixing broken stuff
I follow people who engage, not serial reposters or zero posts with followers. Don't appreciate people who don't let you reply, I block them, no OnlyFans. Atheist.
@docatcdi.com
POLICE
Anyone travelling in snowy conditions should take these items with them
Shovel
Blankets or sleeping bag
24 hours supply of food and drink
De-icer
Torch and spare batteries
Safety Triangle
Pertol Can
1st aid kit
Jump Leads

I looked a right plonker on the bus this morning
January 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Wanted: the name of an old black and white cartoon stick figure cartoon where the character sneezes himself into walls
January 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Just going to put this out there. Just binged "The Protectors".
Jensen Interceptor
January 4, 2026 at 6:07 PM
@secrubio.govpeeps.us not enough followers don't follow under 1k
January 4, 2026 at 5:51 PM
@secrubio.govpeeps.us Venezuela is your dumpster fire. You will be let go by the administration.
January 4, 2026 at 5:50 PM
@wutsername.bsky.social don't know if your banner fits on a laptop or desktop but on mobile it's not great. Offering to fix it for free.
January 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
@wutsername.bsky.social hey do you want me to fix your banner ? Free.
January 4, 2026 at 5:30 PM
@aoc.bsky.social tell me Venezuela is a smear campaign
Tell me Venezuela isnt about oil, and please tell me you aren't complicit. Turn the smear off.
BTW what Trump is doing breaches international laws.
January 4, 2026 at 4:59 PM
@buckmcw.bsky.social
1. browneyed girl
2. When a man loves a woman
3. Cure. Just like heaven
4. Lost in your eyes
5. Eternal flame
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Reposted by Nyebodnye
December 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Reposted by Nyebodnye
December 29, 2025 at 12:00 AM
December 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
@karenlynncat.bsky.social
Next time you see a Vicar, asked him if he served
If he says no, say "Thank you for your service"
December 29, 2025 at 8:01 PM
@spacemunki.bsky.social
Trump: make a deal
Putin: all we want is...
Zelensky: let me check my GoFuckYouSelf account... Please wait...
December 29, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Reposted by Nyebodnye
#GVerse Actor Richard Gere on #Shit4Brains:

“We have a president who’s not only crazy, he’s a dark presence. And it’s happened so quickly. Six months, he’s almost destroyed our country”

#Repost if you stand with Gere!
December 27, 2025 at 8:49 PM
@michelleroy78.bsky.social
Washing machine ?
Every time I go to Lidl and people with a shopping basket drop the carrying handle, I thing a gun has gone off. I have suggested shock absorbers or noise suppressors to staff but they're peons. I'm taking in double sided tape blocks. Viva la revolucion!
December 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@andytulin.net can't reply, blocked
December 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
@docatcdi.com
Another joke I made up:
If you see your vicar, ask him if he was in the army.
If he says no, say "Thank you for your service"
December 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
It's getting windy here
😮
Dear weather, fuck off
I've had walls built to stave off the wind, but still, it comes
December 9, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Simpsons 11:42 S37E10 : Polybius LOL
December 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
@ravenlore.bsky.social after playing this for 30 hours now, I have one conclusion. Don't ever use a cheap wireless mouse. You will get premature RSI and your hand will ache. Invest in something decent.
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Trouble sleeping ? Got an earworm ? Thoughts doing a spin cycle inside your head ?
Repeat this song several times and tell me if it works. Works for me.
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 AM
@searambo.bsky.social can't reply, blocked
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
@yarwanaw.bsky.social can't reply, blocked
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
@helenkennedy.bsky.social can't reply, fuck off Helen Kennedy
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM