Professional boykisser
@numberoneraptor.bsky.social
Alex
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Trans masc
Fruity and pathetic
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Trans masc
Fruity and pathetic
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Blake (out of *nowhere*, aggressively): WHY ARE YOU THE PISS KING
Me: WHAT
Blake: The fans call you the piss king?
Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM...
#ThisIsAmirica
#Fundathon2025
Me: WHAT
Blake: The fans call you the piss king?
Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM...
#ThisIsAmirica
#Fundathon2025
February 11, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Blake (out of *nowhere*, aggressively): WHY ARE YOU THE PISS KING
Me: WHAT
Blake: The fans call you the piss king?
Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM...
#ThisIsAmirica
#Fundathon2025
Me: WHAT
Blake: The fans call you the piss king?
Me: (sigh), ok, first of all, I'm pretty sure it's the piss ROOM...
#ThisIsAmirica
#Fundathon2025
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Thrilled to meet an Arkansas Abortion Support Network staffer yesterday, and people are LOVING the stickers they gave me to have at my table.
If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
Arkansas Abortion Support Network
AASN works to reduce barriers to abortion access for Arkansans through abortion funding, transportation support, and community outreach and education. We also provide free Plan B, condoms, and pregnan...
www.arabortionsupport.org
February 8, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Thrilled to meet an Arkansas Abortion Support Network staffer yesterday, and people are LOVING the stickers they gave me to have at my table.
If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
If you want to support their vital work, join me & donate @ www.arabortionsupport.org or use their Amazon wishlist! www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
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January 26, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Chicago is a good movie and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to see it
January 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Chicago is a good movie and I'm surprised it's taken me this long to see it
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January 5, 2026 at 5:56 AM
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Finished CUREPEDIA by @simonprice.bsky.social & I have to talk about how *amazing* this book is. I read it from start to end - A Forest to Zoology - which is absolutely not as designed, but reading cover to cover it forms the most incredible, sprawling, comprehensive, mind-bending band history ever.
January 4, 2026 at 11:52 AM
Finished CUREPEDIA by @simonprice.bsky.social & I have to talk about how *amazing* this book is. I read it from start to end - A Forest to Zoology - which is absolutely not as designed, but reading cover to cover it forms the most incredible, sprawling, comprehensive, mind-bending band history ever.
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It’s the United States that needs regime change.
January 3, 2026 at 6:27 PM
It’s the United States that needs regime change.
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January 4, 2026 at 1:12 PM
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dragon. painted with crayola kids paint and colored pencils
December 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
dragon. painted with crayola kids paint and colored pencils
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The two of them, worn out after Episode 8
🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi”
📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?”
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple
🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi”
📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?”
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple
December 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
The two of them, worn out after Episode 8
🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi”
📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?”
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple
🍎“What happened to you, getting that badly hurt? Poor little fragile Bambi”
📻“I’m not nearly as fragile as your judgment. And besides, you’re the one who can’t even move anymore, aren’t you?”
#hazbinhotel #appleradio #radioapple
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December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands
December 15, 2025 at 12:13 AM
I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times and eats my hands
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Last PJ Sunday of 2025 is a banger
December 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Last PJ Sunday of 2025 is a banger
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I like how bus and truck sounds always remind me of Pod Racers because of one Star Wars sound design featurette i saw 15 years ago
December 13, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I like how bus and truck sounds always remind me of Pod Racers because of one Star Wars sound design featurette i saw 15 years ago
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“i literally told you this last week”
me:
me:
December 11, 2025 at 4:52 PM
“i literally told you this last week”
me:
me:
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!!!! oh lord I've been spotted
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 AM
!!!! oh lord I've been spotted
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From now on instead of saying OUCH when I get hurt I'm gonna try to say YAOI
December 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
From now on instead of saying OUCH when I get hurt I'm gonna try to say YAOI
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Penelope the dog
(she/they)🐕🏳️⚧️🦴
(she/they)🐕🏳️⚧️🦴
December 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Penelope the dog
(she/they)🐕🏳️⚧️🦴
(she/they)🐕🏳️⚧️🦴
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When u ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time & u still don't understand what they said
December 9, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When u ask someone to repeat themselves for the 3rd time & u still don't understand what they said
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Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
December 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.
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Me coming out on top and still smiling despite how chaotic 2025 has been for me emotionally, mentally, and physically.
December 8, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Me coming out on top and still smiling despite how chaotic 2025 has been for me emotionally, mentally, and physically.