Thrillho
@nuffsed.bsky.social
The Deer God doesn’t speak English and doesn’t understand your prayers.
If your kids are watching #kpopdemonhunters it’s the perfect gateway to getting them to play Final Fantasy 6. Just tell the Terra’s father was a demon.
October 31, 2025 at 12:52 PM
If your kids are watching #kpopdemonhunters it’s the perfect gateway to getting them to play Final Fantasy 6. Just tell the Terra’s father was a demon.
When selecting a fork for a two year old, always ask yourself: “would I mind getting stabbed in the eye with this one?”
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When selecting a fork for a two year old, always ask yourself: “would I mind getting stabbed in the eye with this one?”
We still live in a world where a child dies due to societal callousness and our leaders proclaim “mission accomplished” instead of “we fucked up”
October 6, 2025 at 11:57 PM
We still live in a world where a child dies due to societal callousness and our leaders proclaim “mission accomplished” instead of “we fucked up”
You know what “The Dream” is? Being able to sleep until 11:00am instead of the 6:00am panic of “Fuck! A small human is depending on me!”
October 4, 2025 at 2:27 PM
You know what “The Dream” is? Being able to sleep until 11:00am instead of the 6:00am panic of “Fuck! A small human is depending on me!”
My wife advised me not to let the 2 year old use the kids fork with pointy prongs. Well, today while eating I wanted him to use the fork to stab some veggies (he preferred his hand). He’s holding the fork as far away from me as he can and then swings his arm around and stabs me in the eye.
September 26, 2025 at 12:41 PM
My wife advised me not to let the 2 year old use the kids fork with pointy prongs. Well, today while eating I wanted him to use the fork to stab some veggies (he preferred his hand). He’s holding the fork as far away from me as he can and then swings his arm around and stabs me in the eye.
Hello, I’m Dad. I’ll be your service provider tonight.
September 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Hello, I’m Dad. I’ll be your service provider tonight.
French people don’t understand how deeply the shock me when I’m notified (in French) that they’ll be En Retard
July 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
French people don’t understand how deeply the shock me when I’m notified (in French) that they’ll be En Retard
“Oh, that’s where I buy my floritines”
July 6, 2025 at 11:58 PM
“Oh, that’s where I buy my floritines”
“It’s my soap and my dick and I’ll wash it as fast as I want to”
July 6, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“It’s my soap and my dick and I’ll wash it as fast as I want to”
I like my cigarettes like I like my airbrush painting “Zenthol”
July 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I like my cigarettes like I like my airbrush painting “Zenthol”
I’m looking for an adult who’s interested in discussing Paw Patrol.
June 27, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I’m looking for an adult who’s interested in discussing Paw Patrol.
Instead of Saturday & Sunday, they should have called the weekend Bread & Circus.
June 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Instead of Saturday & Sunday, they should have called the weekend Bread & Circus.
You miss heard me, I said my ride was Prius-toric
May 24, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You miss heard me, I said my ride was Prius-toric
Sudoku’s are becoming a hobby. Easy to put down when the kids need me. But does not mix well with getting boozed up.
May 4, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Sudoku’s are becoming a hobby. Easy to put down when the kids need me. But does not mix well with getting boozed up.
What happens if you run a vacuum in the vacuum of space?
May 3, 2025 at 12:43 AM
What happens if you run a vacuum in the vacuum of space?
Baby is adamant that he gets to hold the banana but also insistent that the peel is good.
April 30, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Baby is adamant that he gets to hold the banana but also insistent that the peel is good.
So much of this life is pausing before doing something mean spirited and asking “is this who I am?”
April 19, 2025 at 2:52 PM
So much of this life is pausing before doing something mean spirited and asking “is this who I am?”
Things I say to a one year old: “The bee goes in the bee hole!”
April 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Things I say to a one year old: “The bee goes in the bee hole!”
Noticed a weird stain on the sofa, asked the 6 year old about it. “It was slime, but I cleaned it up.” Okay, did you throw away the slime? “No” WHERE IS THE SLIME?!
March 31, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Noticed a weird stain on the sofa, asked the 6 year old about it. “It was slime, but I cleaned it up.” Okay, did you throw away the slime? “No” WHERE IS THE SLIME?!
Sometimes, in Japan, your elderly neighbors inform you they are moving tomorrow and it throws your Sunday into CHAOS
March 23, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Sometimes, in Japan, your elderly neighbors inform you they are moving tomorrow and it throws your Sunday into CHAOS
My kid turned six and now I regularly hear those five words every parent loves to hear: “I want a grill cheese.”
March 22, 2025 at 7:28 AM
My kid turned six and now I regularly hear those five words every parent loves to hear: “I want a grill cheese.”
Raising kids in Japan means getting rice stuck to your socks, daily.
March 3, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Raising kids in Japan means getting rice stuck to your socks, daily.
I remember Sarah Connor talking about how the Terminator would be the perfect father figure and I’ve strives to be a terminator-like father.
February 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I remember Sarah Connor talking about how the Terminator would be the perfect father figure and I’ve strives to be a terminator-like father.
Mine’s more of a “Chonko” than a “chinko”
February 16, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Mine’s more of a “Chonko” than a “chinko”
I’d say it’s more like a pyramid opportunity
December 8, 2024 at 4:28 PM
I’d say it’s more like a pyramid opportunity