Jeff
@nrthrn.bsky.social
Jeff was a good man, a young man then an old man, in the beginning a bundle of joy, in the end a ghost of madness.
Alexa just couldn’t answer what time is the finals game tonight.
What are we doing people.
What are we doing people.
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Alexa just couldn’t answer what time is the finals game tonight.
What are we doing people.
What are we doing people.
Very normal behavior.
Trump’s Truth Social post sent MAGA into a frenzied hunt for “evidence” proving that Biden is a robot.
MAGA Launches Bonkers Hunt to ‘Prove’ Biden is a Robot Clone
Trump’s Truth Social post sent MAGA into a frenzied hunt for “evidence” proving that Biden is a robot.
trib.al
June 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Very normal behavior.
Are we sure Marco Rubio was born in the USA? Have we ever seen his birth certificate? Asking for a (racist) friend.
May 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Are we sure Marco Rubio was born in the USA? Have we ever seen his birth certificate? Asking for a (racist) friend.
Not sure how to say this but Trump just threatened a 240% tariff on me if I don’t succumb to his every whim. Dude—this is an Arby’s.
May 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Not sure how to say this but Trump just threatened a 240% tariff on me if I don’t succumb to his every whim. Dude—this is an Arby’s.
Tom Steyer was right about everything.
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Tom Steyer was right about everything.
When you sleep-in until 9am on Sunday then realize you missed checking-in for a Southwest flight scheduled for 6am on Monday.
January 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
When you sleep-in until 9am on Sunday then realize you missed checking-in for a Southwest flight scheduled for 6am on Monday.
Ok, too many people asking, so this is my take. I’m thinking Eastern European dialects were the basis for the Sims’ language.
January 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Ok, too many people asking, so this is my take. I’m thinking Eastern European dialects were the basis for the Sims’ language.
Top five television comedies (post-Seinfeld):
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Veep
• Silicon Valley
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office
Honorable mention: Parks and Recreation
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Veep
• Silicon Valley
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office
Honorable mention: Parks and Recreation
August 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
Top five television comedies (post-Seinfeld):
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Veep
• Silicon Valley
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office
Honorable mention: Parks and Recreation
• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Veep
• Silicon Valley
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office
Honorable mention: Parks and Recreation
“10 hour, 59 minute” flight she just announced lol
July 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
“10 hour, 59 minute” flight she just announced lol
What really sucks is there are 5 iPhones + 1 Samsung so texts are green and this isn’t fun anymore.
April 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
What really sucks is there are 5 iPhones + 1 Samsung so texts are green and this isn’t fun anymore.
I’m sorry to say but I’m overwhelmed by the mere concept of a marvel cinematic universe.
April 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
I’m sorry to say but I’m overwhelmed by the mere concept of a marvel cinematic universe.
Anyone not flying with AirTags is plain doing it wrong.
April 16, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Anyone not flying with AirTags is plain doing it wrong.
Nothing more difficult than picking a favorite lead singer from The Band.
April 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
Nothing more difficult than picking a favorite lead singer from The Band.
If someone tells me they are Christian, I ask them who they hate the most. It’s a reliable sorting method.
April 13, 2024 at 6:39 AM
If someone tells me they are Christian, I ask them who they hate the most. It’s a reliable sorting method.
Sort of digging the new X app logo resembling a Cybertruck fail. Nice touch, Elon.
April 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Sort of digging the new X app logo resembling a Cybertruck fail. Nice touch, Elon.
Google Maps requiring you to exit navigation in order to *simply* toggle between satellite and default layers is the primary indicator those geeks never leave their houses.
April 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Google Maps requiring you to exit navigation in order to *simply* toggle between satellite and default layers is the primary indicator those geeks never leave their houses.
Trying to follow the purple line in a collage of purple lines and purple iconography is all part of the low-budget fun that is Waze.
April 1, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Trying to follow the purple line in a collage of purple lines and purple iconography is all part of the low-budget fun that is Waze.
Frémont for President: A limited series.
March 24, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Frémont for President: A limited series.
Hootie & the Blowfish are underrated.
March 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
Hootie & the Blowfish are underrated.
It's the cross necklace that gives cover for lies and deception. That's how they do it—and still get in heaven.
March 10, 2024 at 4:45 AM
It's the cross necklace that gives cover for lies and deception. That's how they do it—and still get in heaven.