Jeff
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Jeff
@nrthrn.bsky.social
Jeff was a good man, a young man then an old man, in the beginning a bundle of joy, in the end a ghost of madness.
Alexa just couldn’t answer what time is the finals game tonight.

What are we doing people.
June 8, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Very normal behavior.
June 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Are we sure Marco Rubio was born in the USA? Have we ever seen his birth certificate? Asking for a (racist) friend.
May 30, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Not sure how to say this but Trump just threatened a 240% tariff on me if I don’t succumb to his every whim. Dude—this is an Arby’s.
May 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Tom Steyer was right about everything.
May 9, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Stable genius at work.
January 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
When you sleep-in until 9am on Sunday then realize you missed checking-in for a Southwest flight scheduled for 6am on Monday.
January 13, 2025 at 3:05 AM
LinkedIn commenter *looking for new opportunities* says what he does. #linkedin
January 11, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Remember JUMP bikes?
January 10, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Ok, too many people asking, so this is my take. I’m thinking Eastern European dialects were the basis for the Sims’ language.
January 9, 2025 at 9:55 AM
What a self-own. #linkedin
January 8, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Top five television comedies (post-Seinfeld):

• Curb Your Enthusiasm
• Veep
• Silicon Valley
• It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
• The Office

Honorable mention: Parks and Recreation
August 11, 2024 at 9:05 PM
“10 hour, 59 minute” flight she just announced lol
July 28, 2024 at 2:48 AM
You’re still playing CRATE? There’s other words. #wordle
May 15, 2024 at 6:08 PM
What really sucks is there are 5 iPhones + 1 Samsung so texts are green and this isn’t fun anymore.
April 18, 2024 at 7:53 PM
I’m sorry to say but I’m overwhelmed by the mere concept of a marvel cinematic universe.
April 17, 2024 at 4:51 PM
Anyone not flying with AirTags is plain doing it wrong.
April 16, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Nothing more difficult than picking a favorite lead singer from The Band.
April 14, 2024 at 1:09 PM
If someone tells me they are Christian, I ask them who they hate the most. It’s a reliable sorting method.
April 13, 2024 at 6:39 AM
Sort of digging the new X app logo resembling a Cybertruck fail. Nice touch, Elon.
April 4, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Google Maps requiring you to exit navigation in order to *simply* toggle between satellite and default layers is the primary indicator those geeks never leave their houses.
April 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
Trying to follow the purple line in a collage of purple lines and purple iconography is all part of the low-budget fun that is Waze.
April 1, 2024 at 2:06 PM
Frémont for President: A limited series.
March 24, 2024 at 7:18 AM
Hootie & the Blowfish are underrated.
March 18, 2024 at 8:32 PM
It's the cross necklace that gives cover for lies and deception. That's how they do it—and still get in heaven.
March 10, 2024 at 4:45 AM