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Dystoranpho 🌑✨
@noyxz.bsky.social
dysfunctional
"wow this game really overheats my PC for some reason but I'm sure it's fine"

"wow okay my fans sound like they are grinding rocks"

peeks into the settings

the game is running at 400 frames per second
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 AM
People are sending threats under my name 🥀🥩 and no one believes it's not me 💀💀 🕸️🪰 whatever I guess 🔪☠️
February 12, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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life is a game, play it.
November 16, 2024 at 12:02 PM
Pen doodles
February 9, 2026 at 9:28 PM
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ART/MCE027.GIF
February 9, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Seeing my dad and brother both go through homelessness and addiction from a young age while my grandma fucks off with half a million dollars from selling her house and never talking to anyone again has made me develop such a cynical worldview
February 8, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I kind of miss having nightmares about all my teeth falling out when I was a kid. I never dream now.
February 8, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Finds chill discord server after a falling out over drama. Been there one day. Invites a mutal because they post funny star wars gifs in old server. Mutual starts posting gore videos in new server seemingly out of no where. My face when I see the mods click the ban button. Average day online?
February 8, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Sorry babe I only paint pet portraits in cubism now
February 4, 2026 at 5:38 AM
Fear based rhetorics don't have a chokehold if you have critical thinking skills
February 1, 2026 at 2:38 PM
Been spending a lot of time in antipolitical spaces online that being anywhere else feels incredibly draining
January 20, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:42 AM
Vorkuta-5
January 15, 2026 at 5:37 AM
the annual reactivation of my rock hard himi paints like it's some prophetic event of me still being bad with gouache
January 15, 2026 at 5:27 AM
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squeaky beans
February 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
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have not been able to stop thinking about this
February 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Mushrooms
November 27, 2024 at 4:36 AM