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Wynonna Earp
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@huckleberryhank.bsky.social's hot mess.
Heir to an even hotter mess to clean up.
Leave my family out of it.

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Wynonna Earp
Latest screw up in a long line of screw ups

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~Penned by #Shenanigator
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The end of that movie
...we don't know her...
November 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
She and her scribe are in denial.
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
She cant hide from him.

He sees right through her.
Someone who loved fiercely and who is willing to fight for those she loved.

Who would want to be on the receiving end of that?
All she's ever been is a screw up. What could he possibly see?
September 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
All she's ever been is a screw up. What could he possibly see?
She’s clever.

But she also needs to learn to see what he sees.
She has never claimed to be wise.
September 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Wonders how many times she's been thrown around.
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 AM
She has never claimed to be wise.
Now that /is/ foolishness.
Deep down

She doesn't thinks he deserves to be loved.
September 29, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Deep down

She doesn't thinks he deserves to be loved.
He’s had plenty of targets on him before, and yet he keeps kicking.

Maybe it’s downright serendipity that she picked herself a cowboy who can’t die.

At least so long as that little blessing/curse holds out.
She's already lost yer father, her mother, and one sister-twice.

She's in danger of losing Waverly every day.

She's terrified that if she puts it out into the universe that she loves him, she'll paint a target on his back and lose him, too.
September 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Yer?

Yer?

Bad grammar shoot out at the O.K. Corral?
September 29, 2025 at 1:16 AM
She's already lost yer father, her mother, and one sister-twice.

She's in danger of losing Waverly every day.

She's terrified that if she puts it out into the universe that she loves him, she'll paint a target on his back and lose him, too.
He suspects she might.

But he understands why she doesn’t want to say it.
Part of her foolishness is how loudly she denies it.

Does he know she loves him?
September 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Part of her foolishness is how loudly she denies it.

Does he know she loves him?
He loves her. But she knows that.

Part of his foolishness is how loudly he lives that truth.
They have some hard heads.

(But she really does love him.)
September 29, 2025 at 12:57 AM
They have some hard heads.

(But she really does love him.)
They really do.

Somebody ought to shake some sense into them both.
They both seem to have an over abundance of foolishness.

...and a great abundance of longing.
September 29, 2025 at 12:38 AM
They both seem to have an over abundance of foolishness.

...and a great abundance of longing.
They shall have to stop being so foolish and remedy that.
September 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
missing him
September 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Boy is she ever happy to watch him walk, as long as he comes back.
She is happy to watch him walk away any time.
It's the swagger.
April 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
"Are you leaving a trail of food out for it?"

Is he sure?
“It’s following me.”

No, he’s not drunk.
You did what now?
April 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's the swagger.
Is attractive to everyone apparently.

It’s the hat isn’t it?
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
You did what now?
“Wynonna, I seem to have adopted a dragon.”
April 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Can concur.
He’s not allowed to spend time with vampires.

He makes poor choices.
April 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Oh, yes he is.
👈🏻 is the sexy peach cobbler
Her sexy peach cobbler is due a lot of attention.
April 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Her sexy peach cobbler is due a lot of attention.
April 18, 2025 at 1:20 PM
@huckleberryhank.bsky.social
"Hello, you sexy peach cobbler."
February 12, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"Duely noted."
Doing her best to stifle a cough, she feels her shivering subsiding and lets herself simply be held by him.

"You're a pretty cute nurse, Doc."
She murmurs sleepily.
As he said . . . in this town, there very might be a Leprechaun. One never knows.

“This is one time I will /not/ complain about cooling you down rather than heating you up.”

She’s sick. He would show mercy.
He's so warm and cozy, and she immediately curls into him.

"I don't know. Ask that Leprechaun over there in the corner. He might know."

She says, turning her face into his neck.
"Mmmm. You're warm, but your neck is nice and cool."
February 9, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hallucinating Wynonna is hallucinating.
February 8, 2025 at 11:17 PM
He's so warm and cozy, and she immediately curls into him.

"I don't know. Ask that Leprechaun over there in the corner. He might know."

She says, turning her face into his neck.
"Mmmm. You're warm, but your neck is nice and cool."
“Of course,” he replies, wrapping his arms around her and kissing her temple. “And you could never look terrible.”

She looks sick but still beautiful. That wouldn’t change.

“Have you been getting sleep?”
Pushing herself up, she pulls a few blankets up around her.

"I look terrible."
She croaks.
She feels terrible. She sounds terrible.
This is not a good look for her.

Taking the tea, she cups it in her hands and tries to breathe in the scent. "I'm sure it smells great."
She croaks again before-
February 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Pushing herself up, she pulls a few blankets up around her.

"I look terrible."
She croaks.
She feels terrible. She sounds terrible.
This is not a good look for her.

Taking the tea, she cups it in her hands and tries to breathe in the scent. "I'm sure it smells great."
She croaks again before-
Pretty sure he is immune to the ick these days.

So he joins her — sits quietly by.

And holds out a mug of tea that might also have honey and a little something extra in it.
He is not banned, as long as he knows the ick is here.

She feels
...

like

hammered

something or another...
February 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM