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heya im nova (she/they) and i need a vault to secure my shower thoughts and random shit so peruse at your own risk <3

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heard there was a cockpit on the plane, god i hope so
December 6, 2025 at 2:25 PM
i oughta run a private school the way they call me headmaster
December 5, 2025 at 5:30 AM
call me ai the way i dont know what im doing with my fingers
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
lesbian in the bathroom call that yurinating
November 24, 2025 at 9:34 PM
i thought sliming out meant jizzing why are we murdering
November 23, 2025 at 1:10 PM
if god didn't want us to snort worms he wouldn't have made them cylindrical
November 21, 2025 at 4:27 AM
new to pet play but i wouldnt mind being put down
November 14, 2025 at 6:39 PM
*changing sex positions* okay now lets do a silly one
November 3, 2025 at 3:12 PM
>go to mcdonalds
>order 2 large fries
>get 52 small ones
October 27, 2025 at 7:52 PM
going on a date with a cute ai!!! I hope i get jpegged
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
i got a pocket full of sunshine ☀️ (an unregistered firearm)
October 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i three finger her box combo till her cane is raised
October 12, 2025 at 2:03 AM
the lion has taken tylenol as a cub
October 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
call me covid the way i need a masc on my face
September 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
remember to piss after esex so you don’t get an hdmi
September 2, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if two vegans are fighting is that still considered beef
June 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
too much radio. not enough head
May 12, 2025 at 4:11 PM
only passenger princess I’m trying to be is Diana
April 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
im a goofy gooner or whatever spongebob said
April 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
lesbian pirates be like yarrr scissor me timbers
February 12, 2025 at 4:27 PM
“get a load of this guy” GUYS IM TRYING
February 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
rename the gulf Sea Señor
January 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
cheap bulking tip: one humans skeletal flesh has 32,376 calories <3
December 29, 2024 at 5:00 PM
why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing
December 24, 2024 at 3:30 AM
are lesbians with fat fingers considered hung
December 12, 2024 at 12:57 PM