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On this noughties day, 16 years ago… Arshavin scores 4 at Anfield
April 21, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Wishing a happy birthday to Claude Makélélé: founder of the eponymous Makélélé role.
Also a member of the exclusive "Footballers whose names are now used as iconic football terms" club, alongside Johan Cruyff and Antonin Panenka
February 18, 2025 at 4:22 PM
In the spirit of valentine's, we've handed out flowers to a few underappreciated noughties ballers.
Check the latest pod to find out the lucky front six.
Link in bio 📻
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 AM
The Total 90 ball is back 😍

#Nostalgia #Noughties
February 17, 2025 at 6:15 PM
When Ronaldinho 🇧🇷 met Okocha 🇳🇬
February 12, 2025 at 10:03 AM
Football legend, Xavi, taking in some bars
February 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
On this noughties day, 19 years ago, Ronaldo scored this banger with his weaker foot
February 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
January 29, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Zizou x R9
January 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Breathtaking
January 27, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Christian Vieri and Ronaldo giving Ipswich’s Titus Bramble the run around, in 2001
January 22, 2025 at 12:09 PM
He only missed once in the Premier League as well. 15/16 scored

AND to be fair, his one miss was a Seaman penalty save
Bring back proper penalties. None of these staged run-ups, this stutter nonsense, waiting till the ‘keeper commits himself to roll the ball into a gaping net.

Give us a nod to the ref, a long run up and Julian Dicks that ball as hard as you possibly can.
January 22, 2025 at 11:20 AM
January 22, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Solari showing off against Lazio in the Champions League
January 21, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Magicians
January 21, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Punditry to roll your eyes at
January 20, 2025 at 7:09 PM
What you get when you put two players who don’t lose the ball, on the same team
January 19, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Messi x Riquelme
January 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Jose’s annoyance at parking the bus
January 19, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Hasselbaink could take someone’s head off with his ball striking
January 16, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Arteta has loved getting one over Spurs since he was a player in the 00s
January 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
It cannot be understated how good Konami were at making football games in the 00s
January 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
This is why Cafu is revered as one of the greatest RBs of all time. The guy had it all
January 6, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Reposted by Noughty Footy
6 January

#OnThisDay in 2004 Olof Mellberg makes his 100th appearance as Villa go 5 unbeaten in the PL, winning 4 & rise to 9th in the table under David O’Leary

🟩 6 Jan 2004, Villa 2-1 Portsmouth, Villa Park
Scorer(s) | Juan Pablo Ángel | 22’ | Darius Vassell | 83’ |

#avfc #avfchistory
January 6, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Rory Delap’s throw ins…

Lethal
January 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM