darkxwolf17
@notyourdoorman.bsky.social
"I think dumb things are fricken cool, and I AM FREEEEEEEE!"
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//Uzi Doorman Roleplay Account. SFW. First roleplay account--still figuring things out! Mun is 20. I block if bigoted, exclus of any kind, or proship. Main account is @snurgle07
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//Uzi Doorman Roleplay Account. SFW. First roleplay account--still figuring things out! Mun is 20. I block if bigoted, exclus of any kind, or proship. Main account is @snurgle07
I guess I have a mom for mother’s day now.
May 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I guess I have a mom for mother’s day now.
"Lucky you, I guess... but lasagna cake? Yuck. Human food."
March 27, 2025 at 6:40 PM
"Lucky you, I guess... but lasagna cake? Yuck. Human food."
"Grrr- Who are you calling a loser?! I'm NOT a- Wait. So N and V do have birthdays? I don't think even they remember...
"Hey, maybe you could be useful for once and tell me since they're, like, my friends."
"Hey, maybe you could be useful for once and tell me since they're, like, my friends."
“I have. One. Only losers don’t have. One. Giggle. N has one. So do V and J. I know them.”
March 27, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"Grrr- Who are you calling a loser?! I'm NOT a- Wait. So N and V do have birthdays? I don't think even they remember...
"Hey, maybe you could be useful for once and tell me since they're, like, my friends."
"Hey, maybe you could be useful for once and tell me since they're, like, my friends."
((help I haven't been on here in forever, I will be replying to others soon!))
March 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
((help I haven't been on here in forever, I will be replying to others soon!))
"Yeah, yeah, I don't have a birthday. They're so lame anyway... probably."
a cartoon character with purple hair and glowing eyes
ALT: a cartoon character with purple hair and glowing eyes
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February 25, 2025 at 2:48 AM
"Yeah, yeah, I don't have a birthday. They're so lame anyway... probably."
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I think N really likes it when his tail is stroked, I think he melts and purrs :3
#murderdrones #murderdronesN #murderdronesUzi #murderdronesFanart #murderdronesNuzi #nuzi
#murderdrones #murderdronesN #murderdronesUzi #murderdronesFanart #murderdronesNuzi #nuzi
January 5, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I think N really likes it when his tail is stroked, I think he melts and purrs :3
#murderdrones #murderdronesN #murderdronesUzi #murderdronesFanart #murderdronesNuzi #nuzi
#murderdrones #murderdronesN #murderdronesUzi #murderdronesFanart #murderdronesNuzi #nuzi
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Merry Christmas from everyone here at GLITCH!!!!!🎄
December 25, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Merry Christmas from everyone here at GLITCH!!!!!🎄
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December 5, 2024 at 4:12 AM
🐺 Currently weighing if I should wear something in N’s favorite color that’s cutesy because he would like it or if I should preserve some of my dignity… 💀
December 4, 2024 at 1:24 AM
🐺 Currently weighing if I should wear something in N’s favorite color that’s cutesy because he would like it or if I should preserve some of my dignity… 💀
Uzi’s expression lit up, seeing a variety of items she would enjoy or make use of.
She’s not sure what she expected from Cyn— but not this. Scavenging wasn’t always the easiest task.
“Whoa, you got all this?” Uzi’s hands hovered over the chest, impressed.
“Er— like, good job or whatever…”
She’s not sure what she expected from Cyn— but not this. Scavenging wasn’t always the easiest task.
“Whoa, you got all this?” Uzi’s hands hovered over the chest, impressed.
“Er— like, good job or whatever…”
Cyn just put the chest down, opening it for her Onee-chan.
It had some more mangas, some scraps and oil, a few weapons, and ammunition in it, so pretty much some of everything.
It had some more mangas, some scraps and oil, a few weapons, and ammunition in it, so pretty much some of everything.
Uzi looked up, almost disoriented after being absorbed in… what looks to be over half of the volume by now.
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
November 28, 2024 at 12:49 AM
Uzi’s expression lit up, seeing a variety of items she would enjoy or make use of.
She’s not sure what she expected from Cyn— but not this. Scavenging wasn’t always the easiest task.
“Whoa, you got all this?” Uzi’s hands hovered over the chest, impressed.
“Er— like, good job or whatever…”
She’s not sure what she expected from Cyn— but not this. Scavenging wasn’t always the easiest task.
“Whoa, you got all this?” Uzi’s hands hovered over the chest, impressed.
“Er— like, good job or whatever…”
Uzi looked up, almost disoriented after being absorbed in… what looks to be over half of the volume by now.
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
While no time to wonder, Cyn would return in an hour, meaning she had more than enough time to read.
And once Cyn did return, she came back with a rather large chest in her hands.
"𝓞𝓷𝓮𝓮-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷, 𝓘 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼~"
And once Cyn did return, she came back with a rather large chest in her hands.
"𝓞𝓷𝓮𝓮-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷, 𝓘 𝓯𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓼~"
“Uh, right. You’re dismissed, I guess.”
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
November 26, 2024 at 2:01 PM
Uzi looked up, almost disoriented after being absorbed in… what looks to be over half of the volume by now.
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
Might’ve been more if she hadn’t been paying close attention to the cool fight scenes and explosions.
Cyn. Right. And she was carrying a pretty large chest?
“Whoa, what’d you find?”
Uzi nearly shuddered in an almost organic response, but managed to control herself somewhat in front of Cyn. She couldn’t let it see her sweat.
“B-back off creep. I got you once, I can do it again. I can control my solver even better now so… watch it!”
She was at least good at sounding confident.
“B-back off creep. I got you once, I can do it again. I can control my solver even better now so… watch it!”
She was at least good at sounding confident.
November 25, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Uzi nearly shuddered in an almost organic response, but managed to control herself somewhat in front of Cyn. She couldn’t let it see her sweat.
“B-back off creep. I got you once, I can do it again. I can control my solver even better now so… watch it!”
She was at least good at sounding confident.
“B-back off creep. I got you once, I can do it again. I can control my solver even better now so… watch it!”
She was at least good at sounding confident.
“Uh, right. You’re dismissed, I guess.”
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
November 25, 2024 at 6:06 PM
“Uh, right. You’re dismissed, I guess.”
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
Uzi preferred the distance. Though once given the manga, she got distracted by the exciting title. It was in decent condition too. She might have to bring it back with her.
Were she not distracted, she might have wondered more what Cyn would bring back.
Uzi had thought J coming back so much was bothersome. This was probably worse.
She couldn’t exactly get over all the damage Cyn had caused, but would picking a fight be worth it?
Maybe not. But she wasn’t happy.
“Fine. But you better not think of toying with us again..”
She couldn’t exactly get over all the damage Cyn had caused, but would picking a fight be worth it?
Maybe not. But she wasn’t happy.
“Fine. But you better not think of toying with us again..”
November 24, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Uzi had thought J coming back so much was bothersome. This was probably worse.
She couldn’t exactly get over all the damage Cyn had caused, but would picking a fight be worth it?
Maybe not. But she wasn’t happy.
“Fine. But you better not think of toying with us again..”
She couldn’t exactly get over all the damage Cyn had caused, but would picking a fight be worth it?
Maybe not. But she wasn’t happy.
“Fine. But you better not think of toying with us again..”
“Anything like that really. It’s been a minute since I built something. That, and motor oil would be nice.”
Uzi sighed, accepting that Cyn was going to be helping her? Maybe?
“Honestly, I just wanted to get out of the bunker.”
Uzi sighed, accepting that Cyn was going to be helping her? Maybe?
“Honestly, I just wanted to get out of the bunker.”
The drone then stood straight at her side, putting on a smile.
"𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵? 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓻𝔂? 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓼? 𝓞𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮?"
"𝓦𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓾𝓼𝓮𝓯𝓾𝓵? 𝓦𝓮𝓪𝓹𝓸𝓷𝓻𝔂? 𝓡𝓮𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓬𝓮𝓼? 𝓞𝓻 𝓶𝓪𝔂𝓫𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓮𝓵𝓼𝓮?"
November 24, 2024 at 3:59 PM
“Anything like that really. It’s been a minute since I built something. That, and motor oil would be nice.”
Uzi sighed, accepting that Cyn was going to be helping her? Maybe?
“Honestly, I just wanted to get out of the bunker.”
Uzi sighed, accepting that Cyn was going to be helping her? Maybe?
“Honestly, I just wanted to get out of the bunker.”
“I-I totally did. You, like, melted! And your heart and everything— urgh!” Uzi was confused and a little frustrated.
At least she didn’t feel immediately threatened so much but still. Cyn. Alive. In front of her. Possibly still quite powerful? She squinted.
“You’re really not easy to get rid of.”
At least she didn’t feel immediately threatened so much but still. Cyn. Alive. In front of her. Possibly still quite powerful? She squinted.
“You’re really not easy to get rid of.”
November 22, 2024 at 2:22 PM
“I-I totally did. You, like, melted! And your heart and everything— urgh!” Uzi was confused and a little frustrated.
At least she didn’t feel immediately threatened so much but still. Cyn. Alive. In front of her. Possibly still quite powerful? She squinted.
“You’re really not easy to get rid of.”
At least she didn’t feel immediately threatened so much but still. Cyn. Alive. In front of her. Possibly still quite powerful? She squinted.
“You’re really not easy to get rid of.”
“Ugh, fine. But I’m watching you. And don’t think we’ll be buddies,” Uzi groaned.
She couldn’t believe she was allowing this, but Cyn really didn’t seem like a threat right now, and she wasn’t going to risk provoking her.
“I’m looking for anything useful these dumb humans left.”
She couldn’t believe she was allowing this, but Cyn really didn’t seem like a threat right now, and she wasn’t going to risk provoking her.
“I’m looking for anything useful these dumb humans left.”
November 22, 2024 at 2:14 PM
“Ugh, fine. But I’m watching you. And don’t think we’ll be buddies,” Uzi groaned.
She couldn’t believe she was allowing this, but Cyn really didn’t seem like a threat right now, and she wasn’t going to risk provoking her.
“I’m looking for anything useful these dumb humans left.”
She couldn’t believe she was allowing this, but Cyn really didn’t seem like a threat right now, and she wasn’t going to risk provoking her.
“I’m looking for anything useful these dumb humans left.”
“I guess I could use some help,” Uzi responded, confused.
She shook her head then and almost jerked her hand away. Yet Cyn’s grip was gentle, so she paused.
“And… you want to help me?” She continued skeptically. “What’s your deal? You— you’ve been a little menace!”
She shook her head then and almost jerked her hand away. Yet Cyn’s grip was gentle, so she paused.
“And… you want to help me?” She continued skeptically. “What’s your deal? You— you’ve been a little menace!”
November 22, 2024 at 12:51 AM
“I guess I could use some help,” Uzi responded, confused.
She shook her head then and almost jerked her hand away. Yet Cyn’s grip was gentle, so she paused.
“And… you want to help me?” She continued skeptically. “What’s your deal? You— you’ve been a little menace!”
She shook her head then and almost jerked her hand away. Yet Cyn’s grip was gentle, so she paused.
“And… you want to help me?” She continued skeptically. “What’s your deal? You— you’ve been a little menace!”
“Guh!” Uzi does make a noise in surprise, albeit a small one thankfully. She hadn’t processed a presence before the ‘jumpscare.’
And then came the questions.
“Cyn? Wh— how are you-? What?” Uzi gets into a slightly defensive stance, but she’s more baffled than anything else.
And then came the questions.
“Cyn? Wh— how are you-? What?” Uzi gets into a slightly defensive stance, but she’s more baffled than anything else.
November 22, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“Guh!” Uzi does make a noise in surprise, albeit a small one thankfully. She hadn’t processed a presence before the ‘jumpscare.’
And then came the questions.
“Cyn? Wh— how are you-? What?” Uzi gets into a slightly defensive stance, but she’s more baffled than anything else.
And then came the questions.
“Cyn? Wh— how are you-? What?” Uzi gets into a slightly defensive stance, but she’s more baffled than anything else.
“Uh..”
Uzi relaxed a little more. She would continue to be attentive but the little robot didn’t seem much a threat.
Neither her words or the older sister title she heard plenty in anime and manga sounded bad. Weird.
“Scavenging for stuff. I needed to get out. And you’re just… visiting?”
Uzi relaxed a little more. She would continue to be attentive but the little robot didn’t seem much a threat.
Neither her words or the older sister title she heard plenty in anime and manga sounded bad. Weird.
“Scavenging for stuff. I needed to get out. And you’re just… visiting?”
November 21, 2024 at 1:05 AM
“Uh..”
Uzi relaxed a little more. She would continue to be attentive but the little robot didn’t seem much a threat.
Neither her words or the older sister title she heard plenty in anime and manga sounded bad. Weird.
“Scavenging for stuff. I needed to get out. And you’re just… visiting?”
Uzi relaxed a little more. She would continue to be attentive but the little robot didn’t seem much a threat.
Neither her words or the older sister title she heard plenty in anime and manga sounded bad. Weird.
“Scavenging for stuff. I needed to get out. And you’re just… visiting?”
“You…” Uzi repeated, trailing off less aggressively.
She couldn’t lower her guard completely, but seeing Cyn simply tapping the glass and acting fairly innocent gave her pause.
She squinted, wary of a hologram trick or some deception. So far, nothing but superstitions.
“What are you doing?”
She couldn’t lower her guard completely, but seeing Cyn simply tapping the glass and acting fairly innocent gave her pause.
She squinted, wary of a hologram trick or some deception. So far, nothing but superstitions.
“What are you doing?”
November 20, 2024 at 9:33 PM
“You…” Uzi repeated, trailing off less aggressively.
She couldn’t lower her guard completely, but seeing Cyn simply tapping the glass and acting fairly innocent gave her pause.
She squinted, wary of a hologram trick or some deception. So far, nothing but superstitions.
“What are you doing?”
She couldn’t lower her guard completely, but seeing Cyn simply tapping the glass and acting fairly innocent gave her pause.
She squinted, wary of a hologram trick or some deception. So far, nothing but superstitions.
“What are you doing?”
“You-!” Uzi startled.
Despite the overall lack of any threatening behavior, Uzi’s instinct was to bristle from experience, shock rushing through her circuitry.
She got in a defensive stance, her task abandoned to whip around towards where the walking corpse seemed to be reflected from.
November 20, 2024 at 8:35 PM
“You-!” Uzi startled.
Despite the overall lack of any threatening behavior, Uzi’s instinct was to bristle from experience, shock rushing through her circuitry.
She got in a defensive stance, her task abandoned to whip around towards where the walking corpse seemed to be reflected from.