Walter Kosumak
@notwallygm.bsky.social
Drunk mascot of the Boston Red Sox. Used to be a decent insult comic. You still need to get me a beer and keep your children the fuck away from me, shitheads.
Is there anything more douchey than an Athletic Brewing "beer" commercial?
November 27, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Is there anything more douchey than an Athletic Brewing "beer" commercial?
Many people complain about the folksy theme song to Star Trek: Enterprise. But they should feel lucky. If Enterprise debuted today, it would have a country theme song with Jason Aldean telling us to only trust white aliens from small galaxies.
November 24, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Many people complain about the folksy theme song to Star Trek: Enterprise. But they should feel lucky. If Enterprise debuted today, it would have a country theme song with Jason Aldean telling us to only trust white aliens from small galaxies.
On Star Trek TNG, shouldn't Data have been named "Datum" since the word data is plural?
November 21, 2025 at 7:20 PM
On Star Trek TNG, shouldn't Data have been named "Datum" since the word data is plural?
Cal Raleigh had the best season for a catcher in MLB history. He deserved to be AL MVP over Aaron Judge. But Judge plays for the Yankees, so tough shit for the rest of us
November 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Cal Raleigh had the best season for a catcher in MLB history. He deserved to be AL MVP over Aaron Judge. But Judge plays for the Yankees, so tough shit for the rest of us
I'm still not much of a football fan, but I am fluent in Fuck The Jets
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I'm still not much of a football fan, but I am fluent in Fuck The Jets
Instead of a government shutdown, we could have had a Peyton Manning on TV shutdown. No stupid insurance commercials, Bud Light commercials, or that useless broadcast with his brother. It would have been glorious.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Instead of a government shutdown, we could have had a Peyton Manning on TV shutdown. No stupid insurance commercials, Bud Light commercials, or that useless broadcast with his brother. It would have been glorious.
Really feel like Dan Carlin needs to do a 6 part Hardcore History podcast about the #worldseries we just saw.
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Really feel like Dan Carlin needs to do a 6 part Hardcore History podcast about the #worldseries we just saw.
Springer is doing the lawrd's work by hitting a liner right into Wrobleski #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Springer is doing the lawrd's work by hitting a liner right into Wrobleski #worldseries
Umpires should give a warning to Wrobleski to shave his stupid fucking facial hair before he dons a fedora and says "M'lady" to girls at the mall. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Umpires should give a warning to Wrobleski to shave his stupid fucking facial hair before he dons a fedora and says "M'lady" to girls at the mall. #worldseries
GAME 7 BRAWL LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
GAME 7 BRAWL LETS FUCKING GOOOOO #worldseries
Fuck Ohtani, Vladdy is the most complete player in baseball. That diving catch was insane. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Fuck Ohtani, Vladdy is the most complete player in baseball. That diving catch was insane. #worldseries
Varsho just saved Max's ass. Why is he still on the mound? #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Varsho just saved Max's ass. Why is he still on the mound? #worldseries
Yeah, so, as I was saying... #worldseries
Hope Toronto has a quick hook for Max ready, he's not looking great so far. That foul ball from Will Smith was LOUD
November 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Yeah, so, as I was saying... #worldseries
I thought Dave Roberts strategy was to have Ohtani be the opener, get an inning out of him, and keep the bat in his hand the rest of the game when the normal starter took over in the 2nd inning.
But nope, Roberts really just hung him out there on 3 days rest.
What a dumbass. #worldseries
But nope, Roberts really just hung him out there on 3 days rest.
What a dumbass. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
I thought Dave Roberts strategy was to have Ohtani be the opener, get an inning out of him, and keep the bat in his hand the rest of the game when the normal starter took over in the 2nd inning.
But nope, Roberts really just hung him out there on 3 days rest.
What a dumbass. #worldseries
But nope, Roberts really just hung him out there on 3 days rest.
What a dumbass. #worldseries
Ohtani can give up a 3 run bomb off an injured and hobbling player in Game 7 of the #worldseries. He's a complete player.
November 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Ohtani can give up a 3 run bomb off an injured and hobbling player in Game 7 of the #worldseries. He's a complete player.
Ohtani can hit, start on 3 days rest, and throw wild pitches. He's a complete player. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Ohtani can hit, start on 3 days rest, and throw wild pitches. He's a complete player. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
MLB just letting Ohtani do whatever the fuck he wants, apparently #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:57 AM
MLB just letting Ohtani do whatever the fuck he wants, apparently #worldseries
Papa Johns isn't legally allowed to be called "pizza" in 47 countries
November 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Papa Johns isn't legally allowed to be called "pizza" in 47 countries
Smoltz: "[Ohtani] is always seemingly batting with no one on."
No shit, he fucking hits leadoff. JFC #worldseries
No shit, he fucking hits leadoff. JFC #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Smoltz: "[Ohtani] is always seemingly batting with no one on."
No shit, he fucking hits leadoff. JFC #worldseries
No shit, he fucking hits leadoff. JFC #worldseries
Had this queued up: "Andrés has a posse!!!" Fuck. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Had this queued up: "Andrés has a posse!!!" Fuck. #worldseries
Toronto has the worst base running of any #worldseries team since that legendary Kolten Wong incident that Red Sox fans still lol over
November 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Toronto has the worst base running of any #worldseries team since that legendary Kolten Wong incident that Red Sox fans still lol over
So, with the infamous "dead ball" from Game 6. I know the umps made the right call, but that dead ball rule sucks because that ball was playable. MLB should make improvements to that rule this offseason. #worldseries
November 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
So, with the infamous "dead ball" from Game 6. I know the umps made the right call, but that dead ball rule sucks because that ball was playable. MLB should make improvements to that rule this offseason. #worldseries