Corey Teblum
notthatcorey.bsky.social
Corey Teblum
@notthatcorey.bsky.social
Video Game Producer | Beer Leaguer | Mind like a conspiracy theorist’s basement
Has a restaurant chain ever had a Shakespearean-themed marketing campaign to promote a Pear-flavored Milkshake?
And if not, what the hell is someone waiting for?
August 14, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tonight’s Beer League game
May 7, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Distant Thunder checking in again. Go Bolts!
March 24, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I can’t remember the last time I flew and checked my bag. It’s so freeing and easy to navigate the terminal without a bulky carry on.

Let’s hope the bag makes it.
February 21, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Time to grease the light poles
February 10, 2025 at 2:51 AM
In a work from home world with a plethora of virtual meetings, I’m constantly presented with “brt” messages. I don’t know if I will ever not first read those messages as onomatopoeia for a fart.
January 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
What horrible shit did Saint Ana do to get these winds named after her?
January 17, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Finally started watching Bleach Thousand Year Blood War anime (yes, I read the manga when it came out, but my reading comprehension sucks). Random thoughts so far…
January 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Something I don’t think 5 year old me would’ve ever expected me to say, “I really should’ve bought two more cucumbers”
January 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Not a great start, but hoping the game gets better. Go Bolts!
January 6, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I’m pretty sure I’ve been doing something wrong for a long time.
The Ranch I bring home from the grocery store is never as good as the Ranch at the restaurant.
December 24, 2024 at 8:51 PM
Definitely was worth the cost and the drive. Got the W. Go #Bucs !
December 16, 2024 at 12:40 AM
My Bolts⚡️ won last night. Hoping not-my-bolts lose today. Go #Bucs!🏴‍☠️
December 15, 2024 at 8:54 PM
I need a cheese and a half option.

When I order a pizza with toppings the standard amount of cheese is not enough, but getting extra cheese is too much.
#pizzagoldilocks
November 29, 2024 at 8:35 PM