Chris Swift
@notsoswift.bsky.social
Tweet tweet how the fuck do I work this thing?
September 23, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Tweet tweet how the fuck do I work this thing?
Somehow ended up in a conversation about baseball and my only frame of reference for this sport is the homoerotic baseball number in High School Musical 2.
June 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Somehow ended up in a conversation about baseball and my only frame of reference for this sport is the homoerotic baseball number in High School Musical 2.
I love talking to @naquicious.bsky.social because you get gems like “And those are my thoughts on cum for the evening.”
June 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I love talking to @naquicious.bsky.social because you get gems like “And those are my thoughts on cum for the evening.”
My predictions for tonight’s Andor episode titles:
Episode 7: “Oui Oui”
Episode 8: “Ghormans Get Pasted Too, Eh?”
Episode 9: “Mon Mothma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”
Episode 7: “Oui Oui”
Episode 8: “Ghormans Get Pasted Too, Eh?”
Episode 9: “Mon Mothma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”
May 6, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My predictions for tonight’s Andor episode titles:
Episode 7: “Oui Oui”
Episode 8: “Ghormans Get Pasted Too, Eh?”
Episode 9: “Mon Mothma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”
Episode 7: “Oui Oui”
Episode 8: “Ghormans Get Pasted Too, Eh?”
Episode 9: “Mon Mothma and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day”
I’m so sick of the gays in Star Wars discourse. The only one with correct opinions on the matter is me.
May 3, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I’m so sick of the gays in Star Wars discourse. The only one with correct opinions on the matter is me.
Sorry but this is all I have ever wanted in life.
May 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Sorry but this is all I have ever wanted in life.
I thought death stroke was another name for auto-erotic asphyxiation but it turns out it’s a Batman villain.
April 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I thought death stroke was another name for auto-erotic asphyxiation but it turns out it’s a Batman villain.
I can’t wait to get Luthen Rael’s backstory about how he was a drag queen before the Empire took over and outlawed it. That’s why his wig game is so good!
April 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I can’t wait to get Luthen Rael’s backstory about how he was a drag queen before the Empire took over and outlawed it. That’s why his wig game is so good!
GoldDerby reported on Andor’s Emmy submissions and then ran an editorial saying Genevieve O’Reilly has almost no chance at a nomination so now I have a vendetta against them lol
April 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
GoldDerby reported on Andor’s Emmy submissions and then ran an editorial saying Genevieve O’Reilly has almost no chance at a nomination so now I have a vendetta against them lol
POE DAMERON HOT TOY INCOMING!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!
April 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
POE DAMERON HOT TOY INCOMING!!!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!!!!!
Shoutout to last year when voice memos weren't working for me so I was straight up sending videos of myself singing terribly to people instead and one time my mother got home early and walked in on me singing Shrek: The Musical but I finished the song anyway because I'm not a bitch.
April 16, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Shoutout to last year when voice memos weren't working for me so I was straight up sending videos of myself singing terribly to people instead and one time my mother got home early and walked in on me singing Shrek: The Musical but I finished the song anyway because I'm not a bitch.
I just finished the first season of Severance and HOLY SHIT
April 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just finished the first season of Severance and HOLY SHIT
Depressive episodes and chronic suicidal ideation are so fun. I’m having a great time.
April 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Depressive episodes and chronic suicidal ideation are so fun. I’m having a great time.
My live reaction to episode 3 of Severance.
April 3, 2025 at 1:59 AM
My live reaction to episode 3 of Severance.
I just watched the Severance pilot and I get the hype.
April 1, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I just watched the Severance pilot and I get the hype.
They’re doing The Force Awakens in concert here in May but it’s a two hour drive each way and none of my local friends care about Star Wars so I’m probably making the trip alone. Sucks. :/
March 31, 2025 at 9:07 PM
They’re doing The Force Awakens in concert here in May but it’s a two hour drive each way and none of my local friends care about Star Wars so I’m probably making the trip alone. Sucks. :/
I LOVE HER MIND I LOVE HER HAIR I LOVE HER HALO
March 30, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I LOVE HER MIND I LOVE HER HAIR I LOVE HER HALO
Avengers Doomsday? More like Avengers Doomsgay am I right?
March 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Avengers Doomsday? More like Avengers Doomsgay am I right?
The homoerotic baseball number in High School Musical 2 is the only time I’ve ever been interested in a sporting event.
March 30, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The homoerotic baseball number in High School Musical 2 is the only time I’ve ever been interested in a sporting event.
One month until Andor? More like One Monthma! (Is that anything?)
March 23, 2025 at 2:37 AM
One month until Andor? More like One Monthma! (Is that anything?)
