Fun fact: if the insurance company is "losing" money to increased claims, but the claims are being used to pay a network with the same owners, they aren't actually losing money, they're just shuffling it around a while

Me: if you're going to be a real originalist then judicial review isn't in the constitution so why are they deciding on constitutionality anyway?
Prof: well they decided judicial review a while ago
Me: show me where it says it in the constitution

prof: 1 trillion. Do you even know what that is? 12 zeroes. That's so much. What would you do with that much money?
Me: US military budget?

college is cool because I'm listening to a professor explain the difference between street art and graffiti, but from the perspective that they're equally valid just tactically different

College is awesome because this is a real presentation I get to give tomorrow
#CapitalismIsBad

Being in college is great because you can write an essay called "Prisons are Bad" because you're mad other students aren't abolitionists and end up in a discussion about Marx.