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mom 🧸
alberta, canada.
to do:
1. find the artifacts
2. cry over a hat
3. curse the space that I needed
4. trace the evidence
5. make it make some sense
December 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
anyone wanna sweep me off my feet? dm
December 5, 2025 at 5:22 PM
they say you’re supposed to run towards the things that scare you so I got a job at the hospital
December 4, 2025 at 4:50 PM
things I want for christmas:
-attention
-a grand gesture
-my car detailed
-girls trip
November 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
9 year old just mansplained ‘bop
or flop’ to me 😕
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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i need a handwritten love letter from a secret admirer for christmas
November 26, 2024 at 5:13 PM
I have to keep my teeth clenched at all times otherwise the gasping sob that lives in my throat will escape
November 22, 2025 at 1:27 AM
date idea: we go donate blood together
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 AM
opalite
the fate of ophelia
ruin the friendship
the life of a showgirl
honey/father figure

final answer
October 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i’ve decided to fixate on stretching, weighted vests and fiber intake this fall
August 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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not sane, not delusional, but a secret third thing (living for the hope of it all)
November 28, 2024 at 2:50 AM
i’m obsessed with training my ig algorithm to feed me nothing but bravo slop
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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People should just get paid six thousand dollars a month to exist. You may have counterpoints and things to consider about this idea but let me just get ahead of them: shut up
August 30, 2024 at 5:09 PM
almost forgot how much i love hosting and making people listen to my favorite songs
June 9, 2025 at 3:57 PM
girl who needs her hand held
June 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
me & my left earbud vs. the world
June 6, 2025 at 1:38 PM
i wish i was drinking wine on a patio & enjoying the sunset with my friends rn :(
May 25, 2025 at 2:52 AM
i’ll know i’m healed when i stop sleeping with my hands & arms in fucked up little positions every night
May 23, 2025 at 4:30 PM
you’re in his dms, i’m on a first-name basis with my pharmacist. we are not the same.
May 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
it’s actually so stupid that the people who were supposed to love and care for me the most DIDN’T and now i have to rewire my own brain and heal my neural pathways???
April 28, 2025 at 12:00 PM
i’m kinda obsessed with telling people what Happened™️ to me
April 14, 2025 at 1:49 AM
abbey from LOTS could write love story but taylor swift could never write boyfriend forever
April 10, 2025 at 12:54 PM
just ate a banana in the sunshine and healed all of my ailments
April 6, 2025 at 6:38 PM
girls will endure the most horrendous shit you’ve ever heard and then put ‘long story short i survived ☺️✨’ in their bio and i think that’s beautiful
March 26, 2025 at 12:34 PM