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Mike Torrey
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“The refs bailed the Eagles out!”

My brothers and sisters in Christ, Detroit scored NINE POINTS in 58 minutes of football.
November 17, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Lions had this game circled on their calendar for MONTHS and only put up 9 points lmao
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Eagles defense vs offense is hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby
November 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
One day Kevin Patullo will pay for his crimes
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
People who never go to New York and had no plans on doing so are so pissed tonight.
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Ya know, the last time the Dodgers won the World Series, the Eagles won the Super Bowl.

Really makes you think.
November 2, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Secret Agents Jeff Hoffman and Seranthony Domínguez derail the Blue Jays entire season.

The 93 Phillies send their regards.
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
You used to be able to walk into Modell’s and buy a shirsey of any player on your team
October 27, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Congratulations, WIP. You got the best baseball player this city has seen in 30 years butthurt because you spent days having asinine conversations about trading him.

Well done, bozos.
October 25, 2025 at 8:52 PM
WIP should be indicated by the FBI for giving the ridiculous “aRe ThE pHiLlIeS GoNnA TrAdE BrYcE!?!1” talk a millisecond of air time.

Have some shame, you frauds.
October 23, 2025 at 7:23 PM
It’s kind of funny seeing people shit on Nick Castellanos.

“What if he was the player we thought he’d be???”

Would Bryce Trea and Kyle still be useless in the post season the last few years in that scenario?

Because if so, it still wouldn’t matter what kind of player Nick was.
October 17, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Dave Dombrowski is just using the Phillies to pump up his 401k before he retires.
October 16, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Rorschach’s Journal. October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a Comedian died in New York
October 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I still can’t believe the Phillies lost the game THAT WAY.

Bottom of the 11th, bases loaded, Orion Kerkering on the mound was an obvious loss. Could’ve bet the house on it. Saw it coming a mile away.

But how they lost is still stunning.
October 11, 2025 at 8:13 PM
This has to be the end of:

Orion Kerkering
Rob Thomson
Kevin Long
Alec Bohm
Dave Dombrowski
Brandon Marsh
Nick Castellanos

You cannot call yourself a serious franchise with serious post season aspirations and keep these people in the organization.
October 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Brewers vs Dodgers is going to be what Phillies vs Dodgers was booked as
October 7, 2025 at 3:56 AM
We can’t have Rob Thomson in our social club anymore, that much I do know
October 7, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Need Nick Castellanos to be an NLDS merchant one more time
October 6, 2025 at 8:17 PM
It’s October 2022 and I’m asking the Phillies to fire Rob Thomson

It’s October 2023 and I’m asking the Phillies to fire Rob Thomson

It’s October 2024 and I’m asking the Phillies to fire Rob Thomson

It’s October 2025 and I’m asking the Phillies to fire Rob Thomson
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Look at that, Rob Thomson shit his pants in the post season again.
October 5, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Beanie Sigel using AI to correct his voice is the first correct way to use AI
September 3, 2025 at 3:47 AM
If the benches clear the two instigating players should he required to fight each other.
August 2, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Dave Dombrowski DO SOMETHING
July 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Local sneaker reseller on IG is now selling labubus. Recession indicator?
July 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Acho’s bench-warming ass no longer on tv slandering my quarterback? Let’s go.
July 14, 2025 at 9:02 PM