Notorious EUC (Parody)
@notoriouseuc.bsky.social
Parody account sharing tales from the trenches of an EUC admin, salty industry takes, and a dash of IT humor.
Covering #Citrix #Omnissa #Microsoft #Nerdio #AWS #Parallels #Workspot #IGELOS
Covering #Citrix #Omnissa #Microsoft #Nerdio #AWS #Parallels #Workspot #IGELOS
Great! Finally, I can run my fat client as a VM on a #IGELOS thin client.
That reduces complexity and cost at the same time. I wish other vendors would come up with equally elegant solutions.
🤷♂️
That reduces complexity and cost at the same time. I wish other vendors would come up with equally elegant solutions.
🤷♂️
March 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Great! Finally, I can run my fat client as a VM on a #IGELOS thin client.
That reduces complexity and cost at the same time. I wish other vendors would come up with equally elegant solutions.
🤷♂️
That reduces complexity and cost at the same time. I wish other vendors would come up with equally elegant solutions.
🤷♂️
#Microsoft people, after selling you the biggest #Windows365 instance, which is only 70% faster than the smallest 2-CPU type but comes at a 7x higher price.
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...
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January 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
#Microsoft people, after selling you the biggest #Windows365 instance, which is only 70% faster than the smallest 2-CPU type but comes at a 7x higher price.
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...
learn.microsoft.com/en-us/window...
Every day without Microsoft Teams is a good day...
January 21, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Every day without Microsoft Teams is a good day...
Intune is a gift that keeps on giving!
…and with #W365 you can even use it for managing your virtual desktops!
Isn’t that amazing? 😏
www.reddit.com/r/Intune/com...
…and with #W365 you can even use it for managing your virtual desktops!
Isn’t that amazing? 😏
www.reddit.com/r/Intune/com...
From the Intune community on Reddit
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December 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Intune is a gift that keeps on giving!
…and with #W365 you can even use it for managing your virtual desktops!
Isn’t that amazing? 😏
www.reddit.com/r/Intune/com...
…and with #W365 you can even use it for managing your virtual desktops!
Isn’t that amazing? 😏
www.reddit.com/r/Intune/com...
Kill the channel, reinstate the channel, change it again...
#VMware can't stop copying #Citrix even after they spun off their EUC business… 🧐
www.techradar.com/pro/broadcom...
#VMware can't stop copying #Citrix even after they spun off their EUC business… 🧐
www.techradar.com/pro/broadcom...
Broadcom is making some major changes to stop VMware exodus
Broadcom does a U-turn
www.techradar.com
December 8, 2024 at 8:25 AM
Kill the channel, reinstate the channel, change it again...
#VMware can't stop copying #Citrix even after they spun off their EUC business… 🧐
www.techradar.com/pro/broadcom...
#VMware can't stop copying #Citrix even after they spun off their EUC business… 🧐
www.techradar.com/pro/broadcom...
Not sure if I should feel flattered or offended… 🤔
#blueskyroast
#blueskyroast
December 3, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Not sure if I should feel flattered or offended… 🤔
#blueskyroast
#blueskyroast
Microsoft ranks a distant 3rd in Gartner's DaaS Critical Capabilities but somehow tops the Magic Quadrant as the leader. Magic, mischief, or something else?
#Microsoft #Omnissa #Citrix
#Microsoft #Omnissa #Citrix
December 2, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Microsoft ranks a distant 3rd in Gartner's DaaS Critical Capabilities but somehow tops the Magic Quadrant as the leader. Magic, mischief, or something else?
#Microsoft #Omnissa #Citrix
#Microsoft #Omnissa #Citrix
Just reading up on Microsoft's Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish strategy.
I think that would be a good read for my #Nerdio friends too.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace...
I think that would be a good read for my #Nerdio friends too.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace...
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December 1, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Just reading up on Microsoft's Embrace, Extend, and Extinguish strategy.
I think that would be a good read for my #Nerdio friends too.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace...
I think that would be a good read for my #Nerdio friends too.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Embrace...
So, Microsoft is pushing an ancient, persistent, dedicated VDI model with Cloud PC and releasing a Thin Client. What's next? Will they announce a successor for Windows 7, or is the Zune making a comeback?
#Omnissa #Citrix
#Omnissa #Citrix
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November 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to y'all!
November 28, 2024 at 11:32 AM
Happy Thanksgiving to y'all!
Yeah, that is awesome. No other vendor in the EUC industry has even thought of mixing virtualized and local applications on the same endpoint. I am so glad Microsoft is finally driving innovation in this space. So long #Citrix!
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November 27, 2024 at 2:54 PM
Yeah, that is awesome. No other vendor in the EUC industry has even thought of mixing virtualized and local applications on the same endpoint. I am so glad Microsoft is finally driving innovation in this space. So long #Citrix!
Man... My users will hate this. They are so used to saying "Citrix is slow" and now they will need to learn to differentiate.
Finally #Citrix Workspace app CWA for Windows 2409 is GA - some nice new features in there, Connection Strength Indicator CSI is just one of them! docs.citrix.com/en-us/citrix...
November 27, 2024 at 11:12 AM
Man... My users will hate this. They are so used to saying "Citrix is slow" and now they will need to learn to differentiate.
Hard to add some extra sarcasm to this one. Well done #Microsoft. 👏
November 26, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Hard to add some extra sarcasm to this one. Well done #Microsoft. 👏
If one can’t find a smarter way to access and interact with data than through a Windows app running on a virtual desktop, then please leave your fingers off AI… #EUCForum
November 26, 2024 at 11:43 AM
If one can’t find a smarter way to access and interact with data than through a Windows app running on a virtual desktop, then please leave your fingers off AI… #EUCForum
Wait a moment..!
Are you saying there is a hidden cost in #Microsoft licensing? That would be a first...! 🤯
I'd better quickly switch to #VMware...
community.omnissa.com/forums/topic...
Are you saying there is a hidden cost in #Microsoft licensing? That would be a first...! 🤯
I'd better quickly switch to #VMware...
community.omnissa.com/forums/topic...
If Intune is free, then what am I paying for?
Were you told "Intune is free?" In this blog, I’ll unpack what “free” really means and explore the true costs associated with Microsoft Intune. What is Intune? Let’s begin with a quick overview. Intun...
community.omnissa.com
November 26, 2024 at 10:56 AM
Wait a moment..!
Are you saying there is a hidden cost in #Microsoft licensing? That would be a first...! 🤯
I'd better quickly switch to #VMware...
community.omnissa.com/forums/topic...
Are you saying there is a hidden cost in #Microsoft licensing? That would be a first...! 🤯
I'd better quickly switch to #VMware...
community.omnissa.com/forums/topic...
Introducing Windows 365 Link – the cutting-edge thin client that redefines computing... by taking us back to the 1990s.
💾💨
But hey, if you happen to live in one of the chosen few regions and love the #Microsoft lock-in, it's your lucky day! 🥳🎉
💾💨
But hey, if you happen to live in one of the chosen few regions and love the #Microsoft lock-in, it's your lucky day! 🥳🎉
November 26, 2024 at 9:59 AM
Introducing Windows 365 Link – the cutting-edge thin client that redefines computing... by taking us back to the 1990s.
💾💨
But hey, if you happen to live in one of the chosen few regions and love the #Microsoft lock-in, it's your lucky day! 🥳🎉
💾💨
But hey, if you happen to live in one of the chosen few regions and love the #Microsoft lock-in, it's your lucky day! 🥳🎉