allie
@notnotallie.bsky.social
really into the seattle mariners all of a sudden
here to publicly announce my conscious uncoupling with spotify in the near future
December 5, 2025 at 9:48 PM
here to publicly announce my conscious uncoupling with spotify in the near future
who wants to smoke from the boeing 747 bong with me
December 1, 2025 at 1:39 AM
who wants to smoke from the boeing 747 bong with me
sometimes you take a big ol sip of extra crispy ice water and it just makes you feel grateful to be alive
November 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
sometimes you take a big ol sip of extra crispy ice water and it just makes you feel grateful to be alive
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Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect
November 25, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Thinking about Josh Naylor, who is perfect
i’m just so thankful for sour cream
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
i’m just so thankful for sour cream
i was too much of a nerd in high school to ever try the OG four loko and now i have major fomo about it
November 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
i was too much of a nerd in high school to ever try the OG four loko and now i have major fomo about it
i have multiple new rover clients this week who both told me they can “sense my friendliness from my profile” which is honestly the best compliment
November 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
i have multiple new rover clients this week who both told me they can “sense my friendliness from my profile” which is honestly the best compliment
just because i like baseball now does NOT mean I will be getting into football!! just to set the record straight!!
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
just because i like baseball now does NOT mean I will be getting into football!! just to set the record straight!!
every time I spend time with my mom i’m like oh yeah.. this is why i am the way i am..
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 PM
every time I spend time with my mom i’m like oh yeah.. this is why i am the way i am..
i don’t like being compared to scorpio men….. they are evil… scorpio women however are mysterious and alluring and if they are evil it is within reason
November 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
i don’t like being compared to scorpio men….. they are evil… scorpio women however are mysterious and alluring and if they are evil it is within reason
my cat’s newest nickname is Mister Crunchwrap or just Crunchwrap
November 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
my cat’s newest nickname is Mister Crunchwrap or just Crunchwrap
all these years later and i still can’t get my cat to understand daylight savings time
November 3, 2025 at 1:00 AM
all these years later and i still can’t get my cat to understand daylight savings time
i got shitfaced two nights ago and i’m still feeling it today. 32 hit me like a truck
November 2, 2025 at 4:06 AM
i got shitfaced two nights ago and i’m still feeling it today. 32 hit me like a truck
a bop 365 days a year tbh
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
a bop 365 days a year tbh
Just got a bday breakfast of champs (uncrustable, sour patch kids, string cheese and a bottle of water)(i am in an airport)
October 27, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Just got a bday breakfast of champs (uncrustable, sour patch kids, string cheese and a bottle of water)(i am in an airport)
cut my finger making pom poms… people underestimate how dangerous this work is
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
cut my finger making pom poms… people underestimate how dangerous this work is
flying first class for the first time in my life and had to ask how to use my fancy little tray table bc i’m new here!
October 23, 2025 at 4:35 PM
flying first class for the first time in my life and had to ask how to use my fancy little tray table bc i’m new here!
today a man cat called me and then immediately told me to lose weight in the same breath. i think he needs to unpack some things
October 22, 2025 at 4:19 AM
today a man cat called me and then immediately told me to lose weight in the same breath. i think he needs to unpack some things
some new water bottle stickies from katelyn (bc she got a cricut and is therefore unstoppable)
October 20, 2025 at 12:34 AM
some new water bottle stickies from katelyn (bc she got a cricut and is therefore unstoppable)
who needs drugs when you can think about the geno suarez 8th inning grand slam
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 AM
who needs drugs when you can think about the geno suarez 8th inning grand slam
YippeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
October 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
YippeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I hate fox!!!!!!! these commentators suck!!!!!!
October 17, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I hate fox!!!!!!! these commentators suck!!!!!!
just saw pics of the orthodontic surgery i had - holy shit i’m so glad I was 13 and barely sentient
October 16, 2025 at 5:08 PM
just saw pics of the orthodontic surgery i had - holy shit i’m so glad I was 13 and barely sentient