kellan
@notkellan.bsky.social
baby to be number one you've got to raise the bar
bought a flip phone yes i did
April 2, 2025 at 6:01 PM
bought a flip phone yes i did
been making the 1975 edits this week lmao
March 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
been making the 1975 edits this week lmao
this god damned ikea table is kicking my rump. not one hole big enough for the screws. my hands hurt
February 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
this god damned ikea table is kicking my rump. not one hole big enough for the screws. my hands hurt
table i got at ikea is about 800 pounds. it's got to get up two more flights of stairs. why do i try
February 25, 2025 at 8:00 PM
table i got at ikea is about 800 pounds. it's got to get up two more flights of stairs. why do i try
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The Smoking Kills Collection 🚬
All apparel is comfort colors.
Black ceramic mug.
11x14 print on 120lb smooth uncoated stock.
18x24 poster—satin finish.
#FlyEaglesFly
dsaraiyart.etsy.com
All apparel is comfort colors.
Black ceramic mug.
11x14 print on 120lb smooth uncoated stock.
18x24 poster—satin finish.
#FlyEaglesFly
dsaraiyart.etsy.com
February 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The Smoking Kills Collection 🚬
All apparel is comfort colors.
Black ceramic mug.
11x14 print on 120lb smooth uncoated stock.
18x24 poster—satin finish.
#FlyEaglesFly
dsaraiyart.etsy.com
All apparel is comfort colors.
Black ceramic mug.
11x14 print on 120lb smooth uncoated stock.
18x24 poster—satin finish.
#FlyEaglesFly
dsaraiyart.etsy.com
it was an honor looking at you while eating plant balls
February 17, 2025 at 3:52 AM
it was an honor looking at you while eating plant balls
*through extremely gritted teeth* baseball : )
February 12, 2025 at 5:14 PM
*through extremely gritted teeth* baseball : )
i cannot stand human mouth sounds but i'll put my ear right up to my cats to hear them go mmnapth all day
February 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
i cannot stand human mouth sounds but i'll put my ear right up to my cats to hear them go mmnapth all day
tried to go to sleep early to fast forward to tomorrow. did NOT work. basically just took a nap.
February 9, 2025 at 3:59 AM
tried to go to sleep early to fast forward to tomorrow. did NOT work. basically just took a nap.
ok everyone. i'm awake
February 7, 2025 at 2:45 PM
ok everyone. i'm awake
i'm going to will myself into being 100% better by tomorrow morning. this shit stank. i've just been sitting at home wheezing
February 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
i'm going to will myself into being 100% better by tomorrow morning. this shit stank. i've just been sitting at home wheezing
the air wrap confuses and scares me
February 5, 2025 at 7:28 PM
the air wrap confuses and scares me
idiot stupid dummy dusted at mouth and nose level while sick does the torment ever truly end
February 4, 2025 at 9:16 PM
idiot stupid dummy dusted at mouth and nose level while sick does the torment ever truly end
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Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
February 4, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Seeing an ipad baby - no, this is not good
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
Seeing a cat watching the television - incredible, you are like a little man
chewing on a cough drop and it feels like i've managed to wire my jaw shut. i'm ripping out fillings that have been in there since '08
February 3, 2025 at 11:44 PM
chewing on a cough drop and it feels like i've managed to wire my jaw shut. i'm ripping out fillings that have been in there since '08
unfortunately can't bother with the grammys as my album of the year has been pretty consistent since 2014. everyone else is still welcome to give dethroning it a try. but i can't be bought
February 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
unfortunately can't bother with the grammys as my album of the year has been pretty consistent since 2014. everyone else is still welcome to give dethroning it a try. but i can't be bought
finally got sims to open and it crashed. ea i am in your walls. this isn't even a re-release they blundered my sims 4 a couple weeks ago
February 2, 2025 at 10:36 PM
finally got sims to open and it crashed. ea i am in your walls. this isn't even a re-release they blundered my sims 4 a couple weeks ago
wegmans puts everything they've got into their broccoli crunch salad
January 27, 2025 at 8:11 PM
wegmans puts everything they've got into their broccoli crunch salad
thought macaroni just came up to me with an insane wet matted chunk of fur out of nowhere. no it seems that he somehow managed to get wet food on his back
January 26, 2025 at 3:19 PM
thought macaroni just came up to me with an insane wet matted chunk of fur out of nowhere. no it seems that he somehow managed to get wet food on his back