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notjanelle.bsky.social
@notjanelle.bsky.social
I’m tired of these fricken fricks!
Pleased to discover that ignorance really is bliss.
February 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
So is the entire 2020’s decade going to be a chop or…
February 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The worst part is I can believe this is happening.
January 21, 2025 at 11:25 PM
This TikTok ban was all a scheme that Todd set up, and it’s pissing me off!
January 19, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I’ve had a Facebook account since 2006. Today, I finally deleted it. The curse has been lifted.
January 16, 2025 at 1:59 AM
A full season of a show shouldn’t be available on release day. Bring back weekly episodes and give us more than 8 per season while you’re at it.
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 16, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Watching Squid Game 2, and I don’t understand why 333 keeps trying to fight when he knows he can’t fight 🙄
January 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
They need to turn this funeral up. JIMMMYYYY!!! 😩😩😭
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January 9, 2025 at 3:50 PM
This polar vortex really threw me for a loop. I haven’t had a proper winter coat in years, and I’m out here struggling trying to find one.
January 8, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Pretty sure my cat got more gifts than me this year. Love that for her 🙂‍↔️
December 26, 2024 at 12:48 AM
Joe, sweetie, do the student loans next and I promise you can clock out.
December 23, 2024 at 5:44 PM
I can’t stop saying “Chynaa please have mercy, we don’t get paid til the end of the week!” (Yes, with the accent)
December 23, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Me immediately after babysitting a 3 y/o who refused to put their pants on for an hour and tossed a box of 100 colored pencils into the air.
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December 20, 2024 at 4:18 AM
Mystery women…
Lil Wayne received an $8.9 million grant from a little-known pandemic-relief program. Here's how he spent it: www.businessinsider.com/lil-wayne-ch...
December 18, 2024 at 11:22 PM
I think it’s weird to complain about what a coworker gives you for Secret Santa when you know how much yall make at that job. You know you’re underpaid, but still complaining about “cheap” gifts.
December 17, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It Ends With Us should have included a trip to Planned Parenthood.
December 15, 2024 at 12:44 AM
In my Top 3 trusted sources for news online.
“You still have hella people who are going to go there and report on it themselves like Meghann Cuniff.”

A friend sent this to me today. I appreciate the shoutout. 😀
December 13, 2024 at 4:12 PM
That moment between “wow I’m so tired, that’s weird” and “wait…am I sick?” feels like being at the top of a rollercoaster.
December 9, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Y’all are about to see me all up and through peoples TikTok comments trying to help boost engagement.
December 8, 2024 at 5:54 PM
Missed the GNX Tour presale b/c I don’t have a cashapp card, and slept through the general sale opening and now the only tickets left that aren’t $900 are standing room only nosebleeds
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December 6, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Shoutout to Harris Teeter for having everything needed to make the Turkish pasta and candied cranberries on sale. I love you bb 🫶🏾
December 5, 2024 at 10:23 PM
Soo Kendrick, you & SZA are doing an open air stadium show…in the DMV…in June…

So you want us to get soaked in the rain, got it.
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December 3, 2024 at 5:19 PM
I need a new game to play on the Switch that’s one step above cozy but not Mario Party 😅
December 3, 2024 at 12:38 PM
Sleep on it.
What's the single best advice or piece of wisdom you've ever heard?
December 2, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Popped back over to the The App That Shall Not Be Named, and people are so nasty over there. Such a miserable virtual space.
December 2, 2024 at 12:55 PM