Batman
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Batman irl
Welcome to Gotham, you're all my friends now
🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇
21m
Batman irl
Me: it’s 20 minutes till close, can you start refilling change at-
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM
October 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Me: it’s 20 minutes till close, can you start refilling change at-
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM
Coworker: vroooom
Me: … can you start refilling-
Coworker: nyoooom
Me:
Coworker:
Me: and once you’ve done that can y-
Coworker: vrooooooooom
Me: you can’t just make racecar noises at m-
Coworker: VROOOOOM
Charging my vape with my laptop cord feels like putting jet fuel in a lawn mower
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Charging my vape with my laptop cord feels like putting jet fuel in a lawn mower
It should be illegal to do yard work before noon on a Sunday
September 14, 2025 at 2:31 PM
It should be illegal to do yard work before noon on a Sunday
Crazy what can ruin your immersion in a fic. It’s a pea coat not a petticoat. A petticoat is an undergarment worn under skirts to give volume. A pea coat is a jacket. Unless supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner is wearing a skirt ur wrong. Tried to keep reading but had to stop and find another
September 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Crazy what can ruin your immersion in a fic. It’s a pea coat not a petticoat. A petticoat is an undergarment worn under skirts to give volume. A pea coat is a jacket. Unless supervisory special agent Aaron Hotchner is wearing a skirt ur wrong. Tried to keep reading but had to stop and find another
Posting on ao3 and putting a lot of tags so more ppl can find it and then more ppl find it and now I’m expected to write another chapter
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Posting on ao3 and putting a lot of tags so more ppl can find it and then more ppl find it and now I’m expected to write another chapter
Telling my mom (a veteran) that I know my third amendment rights and shutting the door in before she can come in every time we get home is so funny I giggle every time
July 17, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Telling my mom (a veteran) that I know my third amendment rights and shutting the door in before she can come in every time we get home is so funny I giggle every time
Accidentally spent $180 on vapes bc I forgot geek bar is done how’s ur day going
July 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Accidentally spent $180 on vapes bc I forgot geek bar is done how’s ur day going
Dude I blocked made a new profile to msg me again last night and I fell asleep while he was sending me pics and a million other notifs and when I woke up they were all gone. And I don’t know if he’s still on there but I’m nervous
July 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Dude I blocked made a new profile to msg me again last night and I fell asleep while he was sending me pics and a million other notifs and when I woke up they were all gone. And I don’t know if he’s still on there but I’m nervous
Things my coworkers have said today:
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”
July 15, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Things my coworkers have said today:
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”
1. “Are u ticklish? That’s probably inappropriate to ask, actually. But are u?”
2. “I’m in my slut era” to which I said don’t do that and he said “but it’s cuz ur my role model, tucker”
3. “Oh ur training someone! Are u hungover?”
4: “bend over and spread ‘em”
My aversion to shipping as a necessity aside, Superman frequently leaves batmans hole ruined btw
July 14, 2025 at 7:29 PM
My aversion to shipping as a necessity aside, Superman frequently leaves batmans hole ruined btw
Anyways jinu as Lotor and Keith as rumi goes crazy. WITHOUT the romantic subplot they had going on tho I just need gwi-ma (Zarkon) ruining jinu (Lotor) and jinu (Lotor) continuing the cycle with rumi (Keith)
July 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Anyways jinu as Lotor and Keith as rumi goes crazy. WITHOUT the romantic subplot they had going on tho I just need gwi-ma (Zarkon) ruining jinu (Lotor) and jinu (Lotor) continuing the cycle with rumi (Keith)
I like consuming content without needing to consider ships <3 don’t get me wrong I love a little ship here and there but can I tell you how hard I was flamed for a Keith and Lotor concept which I had written as angst and everyone assumed I was shipping them? Like dude fuck that I want them miserable
July 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I like consuming content without needing to consider ships <3 don’t get me wrong I love a little ship here and there but can I tell you how hard I was flamed for a Keith and Lotor concept which I had written as angst and everyone assumed I was shipping them? Like dude fuck that I want them miserable
I’m normal I’m just a Klance anti <3
July 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m normal I’m just a Klance anti <3
ME I DONT WANT TO SEE KPANCE IN 2025 AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IN 2018 AND I WONT WANT YO SEE IT IN 2026 FUCK KLANCE
No no who doesnt want to see Klancf content in the big 25
July 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
ME I DONT WANT TO SEE KPANCE IN 2025 AND I DIDNT WANT TO SEE IT IN 2018 AND I WONT WANT YO SEE IT IN 2026 FUCK KLANCE
Anyways Lotor being a temptation to a struggling Keith who is newly navigating his Galra identity. Lotor who is also tempted by shameful things (quintessence) urging Keith to join him. Be what he was born to be.
July 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Anyways Lotor being a temptation to a struggling Keith who is newly navigating his Galra identity. Lotor who is also tempted by shameful things (quintessence) urging Keith to join him. Be what he was born to be.
I want to voltronpost but I fear it is no longer 2018
July 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I want to voltronpost but I fear it is no longer 2018
Went to Disney in 2011. I was so excited to go to Pixie Hollow bc I was obsessed with Tinker Bell. We met Silvermist (my fave) and my parents got distracted with smth leaving me with her for a minute.
I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”
I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”
Share a piece of lore about yourself
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
Yes I stole this from musky folks site…I feel like we’ll get better answers here lol
July 12, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Went to Disney in 2011. I was so excited to go to Pixie Hollow bc I was obsessed with Tinker Bell. We met Silvermist (my fave) and my parents got distracted with smth leaving me with her for a minute.
I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”
I asked if she can keep a secret. She said yes. She leaned down. I whispered “I think I’m a boy”
They would understand each other so well…..
July 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
They would understand each other so well…..
July 8, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I’m in this chipotle and I can hear the BOH speaker. They’ve played all star by smash mouth, krusty krab pizza, and now numb by linkin park. I cannot wait to hear what’s next in the queue.
July 6, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I’m in this chipotle and I can hear the BOH speaker. They’ve played all star by smash mouth, krusty krab pizza, and now numb by linkin park. I cannot wait to hear what’s next in the queue.
Sent a risky text chat do I kms
July 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sent a risky text chat do I kms
Reposted by Batman
DONT GO BREAKING MY HEARTTT I WONT GO BREAKING YOUR HEARTTT
June 29, 2025 at 7:10 PM
DONT GO BREAKING MY HEARTTT I WONT GO BREAKING YOUR HEARTTT
Hommina hommina hommina
June 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Hommina hommina hommina