Bluesky Jonny
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@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m currently listening to Taco Bell Guys and I’ve seen the steak cooking in the factory and it’s surprisingly good looking and smelling
December 2, 2025 at 8:39 PM
@murderxbryan.bsky.social I’m currently listening to Taco Bell Guys and I’ve seen the steak cooking in the factory and it’s surprisingly good looking and smelling
It really makes me sleep great at night knowing that my life as a random middleclass midwesterner is more fulfilling and joyous than any rich person I think about on a daily basis
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 AM
It really makes me sleep great at night knowing that my life as a random middleclass midwesterner is more fulfilling and joyous than any rich person I think about on a daily basis
Like 3 times a year there’s a new “super moon” or “blood moon” that’s “the biggest and reddest it’ll look for the next 30 years!” But that’ll never be as cool as the northern lights. Enough with the full moons!
November 12, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Like 3 times a year there’s a new “super moon” or “blood moon” that’s “the biggest and reddest it’ll look for the next 30 years!” But that’ll never be as cool as the northern lights. Enough with the full moons!
Already hearing rumors that Dick Cheney didn’t die jacking off. THATS NOT TRUE. He died watching “backyard backshot bbw bbq 4” during a 6hr goon session
November 4, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Already hearing rumors that Dick Cheney didn’t die jacking off. THATS NOT TRUE. He died watching “backyard backshot bbw bbq 4” during a 6hr goon session
Me every time I watch The Chair Company
October 29, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Me every time I watch The Chair Company
Just going to start saying Chipotle is on the BDS list (don’t know if it is) because that’s easier than saying they fucked up my order so many times that I haven’t been back since 2023
September 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just going to start saying Chipotle is on the BDS list (don’t know if it is) because that’s easier than saying they fucked up my order so many times that I haven’t been back since 2023
I’m going to lose my mind when they do a moment of silence tomorrow at the OSU vs. OU game
September 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
I’m going to lose my mind when they do a moment of silence tomorrow at the OSU vs. OU game
Don’t celebrate this event if you’re worried about personal repercussions but you can’t act like it will change how the authoritarian administration is going to react. They already know exactly what rights and freedoms they’re going to attack
September 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Don’t celebrate this event if you’re worried about personal repercussions but you can’t act like it will change how the authoritarian administration is going to react. They already know exactly what rights and freedoms they’re going to attack
A prominent white nationalist gets killed and people are warning not to celebrate that as if the white nationalist administration in complete control of the country will base their response on how the left reacts
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
A prominent white nationalist gets killed and people are warning not to celebrate that as if the white nationalist administration in complete control of the country will base their response on how the left reacts
Do other countries have the problems the US has where every state just has all the same town names? So many towns named London, Paris, Lafayette, Springfield, Franklin…
September 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Do other countries have the problems the US has where every state just has all the same town names? So many towns named London, Paris, Lafayette, Springfield, Franklin…
It’s funny how everything said about Pawnee Indiana in parks & rec is about how it’s a shitty little town but every setting is either the giant Pasadena city hall building or a well kept cali neighborhood with perfect yards and nice houses
August 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It’s funny how everything said about Pawnee Indiana in parks & rec is about how it’s a shitty little town but every setting is either the giant Pasadena city hall building or a well kept cali neighborhood with perfect yards and nice houses
There’s nothing in my life that I do right now that would be made easier/better with AI. I know some people are actively avoiding using it but I still haven’t even heard a reason to how it would improve my life
August 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
There’s nothing in my life that I do right now that would be made easier/better with AI. I know some people are actively avoiding using it but I still haven’t even heard a reason to how it would improve my life
Doing a Tomb of the Unknown Soldier rifle inspection on my Starrett digital calipers anytime a coworker borrows them
June 20, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Doing a Tomb of the Unknown Soldier rifle inspection on my Starrett digital calipers anytime a coworker borrows them
Manning the grill at the cookout today. Already going thru my gameplay like an NFL player on Super Bowl morning
June 15, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Manning the grill at the cookout today. Already going thru my gameplay like an NFL player on Super Bowl morning
I’m the guy that releases the wild animals onto sports fields to give a little social media boost for a day or two
June 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I’m the guy that releases the wild animals onto sports fields to give a little social media boost for a day or two
New puppy just dropped?
May 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
New puppy just dropped?
A little gauge on the mental health of Americans is that there’s been a noticeable (visible from the road) hoarder in every neighborhood I’ve lived in. I currently have at least two in my neighborhood
May 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
A little gauge on the mental health of Americans is that there’s been a noticeable (visible from the road) hoarder in every neighborhood I’ve lived in. I currently have at least two in my neighborhood
We need to find the liberal Joe Rogan…
…and then kill him!
…and then kill him!
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
We need to find the liberal Joe Rogan…
…and then kill him!
…and then kill him!
Someone should set up a gofundme for Hunter when Joe dies
May 20, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Someone should set up a gofundme for Hunter when Joe dies
FB marketplace started showing me human sized dog cages and wedding dresses so I had to log off
May 10, 2025 at 5:17 PM
FB marketplace started showing me human sized dog cages and wedding dresses so I had to log off
Guy at work that got fired keeps making different AI images of one of our owners as a fat guy eating food as his profile picture
May 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Guy at work that got fired keeps making different AI images of one of our owners as a fat guy eating food as his profile picture
Don’t really need to hear about horses or horse racing anymore. Definitely don’t need everyone pretending they care or know about horse racing. Honestly don’t care to hear about Kentucky in general
May 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Don’t really need to hear about horses or horse racing anymore. Definitely don’t need everyone pretending they care or know about horse racing. Honestly don’t care to hear about Kentucky in general
I Got Elected Pope?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
April 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I Got Elected Pope?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
I think they should make a dollar bill denomination featuring trump but only if they use a real photo of him that isn’t slimmed down
April 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I think they should make a dollar bill denomination featuring trump but only if they use a real photo of him that isn’t slimmed down