Amanda Schultz
@notamandaschultz.bsky.social
Recovering perfectionist.
Certified silly goose.
Really just a fan account for my dog, Stevie Licks.
Certified silly goose.
Really just a fan account for my dog, Stevie Licks.
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Me slightly inconveniencing my dog:
You don’t know the life of a show dog, baaaabe
You don’t know the life of a show dog, baaaabe
December 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Me slightly inconveniencing my dog:
You don’t know the life of a show dog, baaaabe
You don’t know the life of a show dog, baaaabe
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, THE EYES @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
December 17, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Pledge allegiance to your hands, your team, THE EYES @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social
Tech bros when they see a glimmer of human spirit.
a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
ALT: a man driving a car with the words " i gotta figure out how to make money on this !! "
media.tenor.com
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Tech bros when they see a glimmer of human spirit.
Never underestimate what is possible in the name of increasing shareholder value.
December 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Never underestimate what is possible in the name of increasing shareholder value.
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And it's no trick, to make a lot of money.
If all you want, is to make a lot of money!
Fantastic episode w/ @gigimarie.music discussing all things Citizen Kane and The Union Forever, one of the absolute best White Stripes songs.
Listen on Spotify Podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/7bfX...
If all you want, is to make a lot of money!
Fantastic episode w/ @gigimarie.music discussing all things Citizen Kane and The Union Forever, one of the absolute best White Stripes songs.
Listen on Spotify Podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/7bfX...
The Union Forever ft. Gigi Marie
open.spotify.com
December 10, 2025 at 6:17 PM
And it's no trick, to make a lot of money.
If all you want, is to make a lot of money!
Fantastic episode w/ @gigimarie.music discussing all things Citizen Kane and The Union Forever, one of the absolute best White Stripes songs.
Listen on Spotify Podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/7bfX...
If all you want, is to make a lot of money!
Fantastic episode w/ @gigimarie.music discussing all things Citizen Kane and The Union Forever, one of the absolute best White Stripes songs.
Listen on Spotify Podcasts:
open.spotify.com/episode/7bfX...
Only three? Amateurs.
December 9, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Only three? Amateurs.
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“It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it.”
Adding this to my LinkedIn.
Adding this to my LinkedIn.
December 9, 2025 at 6:36 AM
“It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it.”
Adding this to my LinkedIn.
Adding this to my LinkedIn.
This publicity stunt for Succession Season 5 has gone too far!
Breaking News: Paramount made an offer worth $108 billion for Warner Bros. Discovery days after the company agreed to a deal with Netflix.
Paramount Makes Hostile Bid for Warner Bros. Discovery
The offer to shareholders comes days after Warner Bros. agreed to sell its streaming and studio business to Netflix.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 AM
This publicity stunt for Succession Season 5 has gone too far!
Cancer’s PR team workin overtime
Since 1992, the diagnoses of eight cancers has doubled in the U.S. in patients under age 50, including breast and thyroid cancer. While experts debate why, some cancer specialists say the surge is from detecting cancers that did not need to be found — or did not need to be found so soon.
Cancer Is Surging, Bringing a Debate About Whether to Look for It
Statistics show a clear spike in eight cancers, but some experts say that many cases never needed to be found.
nyti.ms
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Cancer’s PR team workin overtime
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Tell me when I start telling lies,
Let's go Goldeneyes!
Let's go Goldeneyes!
December 6, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Tell me when I start telling lies,
Let's go Goldeneyes!
Let's go Goldeneyes!
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Emerance Maschmeyer, with a 25 save performance, pitches the first shutout in #Goldeneyes history.
A massive 4-0 win for Vancouver on home ice, their first in regulation.
A massive 4-0 win for Vancouver on home ice, their first in regulation.
December 6, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Emerance Maschmeyer, with a 25 save performance, pitches the first shutout in #Goldeneyes history.
A massive 4-0 win for Vancouver on home ice, their first in regulation.
A massive 4-0 win for Vancouver on home ice, their first in regulation.
My new favourite micro-feminism is saying “does that boy play hockey??” When they put a Canuck on the jumbotron at a @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social game
November 22, 2025 at 5:55 AM
My new favourite micro-feminism is saying “does that boy play hockey??” When they put a Canuck on the jumbotron at a @pwhlgoldeneyes.bsky.social game
What in the Microsoft Word clip art is up with these championship shirts??
November 2, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What in the Microsoft Word clip art is up with these championship shirts??
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nobody in this situation deserves what they got.
The jays don't deserve it, neither do their fans and the dodgers do NOT deserve this ring.
The jays don't deserve it, neither do their fans and the dodgers do NOT deserve this ring.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 AM
nobody in this situation deserves what they got.
The jays don't deserve it, neither do their fans and the dodgers do NOT deserve this ring.
The jays don't deserve it, neither do their fans and the dodgers do NOT deserve this ring.
A haunted house but it’s just me and @schaaptop.bsky.social watching the Jays win the World Series on the Rogers feed where they replay clips of Springer’s game 7 home run every fucking commercial break.
October 31, 2025 at 7:57 PM
A haunted house but it’s just me and @schaaptop.bsky.social watching the Jays win the World Series on the Rogers feed where they replay clips of Springer’s game 7 home run every fucking commercial break.
I just wonder if the sad I’d be if the Mariners still sucked would be less than the sad I get from the Mariners being really, really good.
October 21, 2025 at 6:17 AM
I just wonder if the sad I’d be if the Mariners still sucked would be less than the sad I get from the Mariners being really, really good.
this loss hurts more than I will ever publicly admit
October 21, 2025 at 6:00 AM
this loss hurts more than I will ever publicly admit
Little pitch, Big Dumper.
October 18, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Little pitch, Big Dumper.
Area Man, riddled with sports trauma, lands hot wife and even hotter baseball team!
October 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Area Man, riddled with sports trauma, lands hot wife and even hotter baseball team!
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finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
October 11, 2025 at 5:10 AM
finally: the ALCS where the city of Vancouver fights each other
Did it in the most Mariners way possible, really.
October 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Did it in the most Mariners way possible, really.
I want a camera on the crew that does the whole Dexter set up.
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I want a camera on the crew that does the whole Dexter set up.
A haunted house but it’s just this baseball game.
October 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
A haunted house but it’s just this baseball game.
This baseball game has surely taken years off of my life.
October 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
This baseball game has surely taken years off of my life.
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I was brave enough to go on a White Stripes podcast and say “I don’t really like their gimmick”
This pod is really fun and if you’re a Stripes fan you should be listening regardless of me being a generational hater
This pod is really fun and if you’re a Stripes fan you should be listening regardless of me being a generational hater
Take all your problems and rip 'em apart.
@johncullen.bsky.social joins the show to discuss 'Little Acorns.'
They chat about the song's serendipitous origins, then John and Ryan begin a spirited conversation about the band's approach to music.
Listen on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/episode/0IAY...
@johncullen.bsky.social joins the show to discuss 'Little Acorns.'
They chat about the song's serendipitous origins, then John and Ryan begin a spirited conversation about the band's approach to music.
Listen on Spotify:
open.spotify.com/episode/0IAY...
Little Acorns ft. John Cullen
open.spotify.com
October 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I was brave enough to go on a White Stripes podcast and say “I don’t really like their gimmick”
This pod is really fun and if you’re a Stripes fan you should be listening regardless of me being a generational hater
This pod is really fun and if you’re a Stripes fan you should be listening regardless of me being a generational hater