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Welcome to NotAlaska—where we mod games, break things, and play like absolute idiots. If you’re here for pro tips, you’re in the wrong place. Expect questionable mods, sarcastic commentary, and the occasional banana. https://youtu.be/Wlba58I_Wsw
They said it was luck.
I beat all four of them with one move 💀
Skill issue.

#gaming #funnygaming #clutch
January 29, 2026 at 7:54 AM
Guitar Hero mode in Pummel Party.
Perfect run.
Lost everything at the end 💀

I hate this game.

#Gaming #Funny #Rage
January 28, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Asked for survival tips against a dragon.
Got Predator logic instead 💀
Honestly? Checks out.

#gaming #funnygaming #nerdhumor
January 28, 2026 at 11:51 AM
He practiced the laser jump the entire game.

Still failed instantly 💀

Gaming is beautiful like that.
#gaming #funnygaming #chaos
January 27, 2026 at 3:15 PM
I had no idea when to act.
Chaos happened in waves.

Still won though 💀

This is how you lose friends in games.
#gaming #funnygaming #chaos
January 26, 2026 at 2:22 PM
“Do it for the content!” 🎲😈

No plan. No fear. Immediate regret 💀

Snow White logic has never worked in games.
#gaming #funnygaming #gamingfails #chaos
January 25, 2026 at 2:49 PM
I got this weapon. Don’t know what it does."
“You. You. You. You. You.” 💀
“Congratulations, you’ve given Funky Bunch the game.”

New weapon chaos speedrun

#Gaming #Funny #Chaos
January 25, 2026 at 3:30 AM
“Who will be the Prince?” 💀
Mirror Mirror got skipped entirely
Man saw someone asleep and said
“You know what? This is my day.”

Snow White casting logic is unhinged

#Gaming #Funny #SnowWhite
January 24, 2026 at 3:38 PM
"Y’all don’t know what animals are." 💀
“I’ve seen an animal before.”
“Guess who won? Me.”
“Like a wrecking ball.”

Animal counting → trash talk → Miley Cyrus

#Gaming #Funny #Chaos
January 24, 2026 at 4:52 AM
"Name the seven dwarfs while gaming."
“There’s Dopey. Sneezy. Jiggly.” 💀
“There’s Runny. There’s Goofy.”

Disney sure has changed since I was a kid

#Gaming #Funny #SnowWhite
January 23, 2026 at 1:12 PM
"I can’t be Snow White AND the Evil Queen."
“I took BuzzFeed surveys, so I know.”
“I think you’re full of it.” 💀

BuzzFeed credentials for Disney casting

#Gaming #Funny #Cursed
January 22, 2026 at 1:39 PM
"Magic mirror on the wall"
“Based on Michael Jackson’s song?”
“I am the man in the box.” 💀

Snow White casting meets Alice in Chains

#Gaming #Funny #Cursed
January 22, 2026 at 2:37 AM
💀 “All you had to do was die.”
But nooo, my squad turned it into a full-on war zone 😂🎮
Pure chaos, zero teamwork, 10/10 entertainment.

#Gaming #FunnyClip #SquadFails #GamersUnite
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 PM
"who would be the best snow white?"
"are you trying to tell us what your next cosplay is?"
"we support you being a disney princess"
"i'm not just ANY disney princess" 💀
"y'all don't want me to be snow white"
gaming chat escalation at its finest
#gaming #snowwhite #disney #cosplay #funny #escalation
January 21, 2026 at 3:00 AM
"They pummeled me to victory" 💀
Most damage received → first place
“I beat Rabbit. Hell yeah.”

Winning by losing is an art form

#Gaming #Funny #Victory
January 20, 2026 at 12:40 PM
Y’all ain’t ready for this — I’m LIKE MARIO 🍄😤
Pure chaos. Pure confidence. Pure clutch.
#Gaming #Nintendo #FunnyMoments #Mario
January 20, 2026 at 2:12 AM
"Would you guys eat the Snow White apples?"
“I like my apples dipped in… that.” 💀

Gaming conversations are truly something

#Gaming #Funny #Cursed
January 19, 2026 at 12:49 PM
"I’m a cactus, you can’t touch me."
Chaos happens
Loses 💀

“Y’all just jealous.”
Gaming excuses

#Gaming #Funny #Chaos
January 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
"There’s a lot of luck to this."
“I got all the skill, baby.” 💀

Confidence immediately contradicted

#Gaming #Funny #Fails
January 18, 2026 at 1:02 PM
"why is her name snow white?"

"i think because she was born in the north"
"does she do cocaine?"
"what else could it possibly be?" 💀

gaming voice chat theories escalate fast

#gaming #snowwhite #voicechat #dark #theory #funny
January 18, 2026 at 1:28 AM
"There’s a lot of luck to this."
“I got all the skill, baby.” 💀

Confidence immediately contradicted

#Gaming #Funny #Fails
January 17, 2026 at 12:36 PM
"the party slug caused a tpk" 💀

zero iq decision-making caught up to us
total party kill in glorious detail
one slug. one decision. everyone dies.

watch: youtu.be/8Jc0oM8-Y1k

#dnd #ttrpg #tpk #partyslug #dungeonsanddragons #slurms
The Party Slug caused a TPK. (Episode 7)
YouTube video by NotAlaska Games
youtu.be
January 17, 2026 at 5:36 AM
"That thing did NOT touch me"
Loses anyway 💀
“I beat Rabbit again!”

Racing game hitbox lies

#Gaming #Funny #Racing
January 16, 2026 at 12:30 PM
"Being a master criminal is 10% planning and 90% sliding on your belly while screaming" 💀
Greatest penguin heist went horribly wrong
Pure noot noot chaos

Watch here: youtu.be/1q6Hnct1r9M
#Gaming #Funny #Chaos
The Greatest Penguin Heist of All Time (Going Horribly Wrong)
YouTube video by NotAlaska Games
youtu.be
January 15, 2026 at 11:15 PM
"Cars are my kryptonite" 💀
Can’t drive in-game or IRL
“Before I make a turn, I ask ChatGPT to look around for me”

Gaming fails meet real-life fails

#Gaming #Funny #Fails
January 15, 2026 at 4:24 PM