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xandra
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I have never attended or been affiliated with Crummy Girl University
point me to the djs and clubs that play/mix Vengaboys into their set and where can I see them in LA I cannot emphasize how Not Joking I am rn
November 9, 2025 at 6:07 AM
LA Farmies, who’s going to horsegiirL tonight?
October 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
are any cool people going to HorsegiirL in LA?
September 29, 2025 at 2:50 AM
if anyone still plays pokemon go, add me!

0674 9402 6229
September 8, 2025 at 8:56 PM
who all going to see Ayesha Erotica in LA 👀
August 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I wasn’t even gonna be able to afford it realistically, but why were there almost 23k people in line ahead of me for EMOT-10-N tickets
July 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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The next song to be retroactively deemed an Imaginary Gay Platinum Hit is… “Freakum Dress” by Beyoncé! The track appeared on Beyoncé’s 2006 album, B’Day.
July 13, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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FUCK ISLAMOPHOBIA ALL MY HOMIES HATE ISLAMOPHOBIA
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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“BOY CRAZY.” by Kesha drops to #2 on the Imaginary Gay Chart this week. The track has spent its entire 5-week run on the chart in the top 2, peaking at #1 twice. Meanwhile, her collaboration with Slayyyter and Rose Gray “ATTENTION!” is challenging to debut on next week’s chart!
June 25, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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“Soup” by Remi Wolf has been bubbling under the top 20 of the Imaginary Gay Chart for months, consistently getting votes. Well, the soup is ready: the song off of Wolf’s 2024 album Big Ideas debuts at #20 this week!
June 25, 2025 at 9:02 PM
@itslayyyterbitch.bsky.social I just got tix to see you at Kia Forum and I’m so excited, I really hope you play rhinestone heart 🫶 no matter what I know you’re gonna be incredible live and I cannot wait to see you 💖
June 9, 2025 at 5:04 AM
omg new love island usa and the first woman they interview is a baddie who also dates women? let’s GOOOOOOOO
June 5, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I’ve gone nonverbal at the random tiki bar I wandered into ama
May 29, 2025 at 3:39 AM
went rouge and tried the coconut in my lavender matcha- delicious, tastes great, feels right in sunny weather
May 13, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I just overspent at the dollar tree (foolish) but it was to make sweet goodie bags for my friends (wise)
April 17, 2025 at 5:46 PM
just overheard someone say in earnest “we gotta turn up before the tariffs”
April 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I’m back on pokemon go, if you still play, add me! friend code: 0674 9402 6229
March 25, 2025 at 6:22 AM
one of the most beautiful parts of LA bus culture is that we consistently say “thank you” to our drivers
February 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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"Old Man Trump and Mean Mr. Musk Conspire To Steal The Town Bank" Really, Roald. We're Doing That One Again? And They're The Meanest, Nastiest Men In The Valley? I Bet They Have A Gang Of Snot Nosed Greasy Teen Henchmen? Get The Fuck Out Of My Office And Come Back When You Have New Material, Dahl
February 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Say what y’all will about Baby Reindeer, but I firmly, professionally, and kindly shut down the beginnings of that exact type of situation today. Bisexual bartenders, keep yourself safe and be honest with your lovers all pride month and beyond!!!!
June 3, 2024 at 3:48 AM
when is Slayyyter gonna cover Smalltown Boy by Bronski Beat and call it Smalltown Girl?
May 30, 2024 at 12:25 AM
san pedro is buzzing rn. fleet week+croatian fest crossover
May 27, 2024 at 12:08 AM
I love visiting home. On the patio of a bar and I remember when I saw the very hot girl with pink hair and a killer green jacket up and punch the shit out of some dude and scream to the whole bar “FUCK YOU, YOU DONT RESPECT WOMEN”

I hope she’s doing great
May 17, 2024 at 4:46 AM
tripling down on the audhd bisexual allegations (listening to the chappell roan album and doing long avoided deep cleaning while thinking about my newest crush)
May 14, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I love the extremely euphoric body tingles I get from certain pop songs. is that normal or is that autism?
April 30, 2024 at 12:07 AM