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tha prosperity guardian
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sweating different
i want a ujm so bad lol #whocanrelate
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
a big bowl of clam chowder!!!
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
get ready for basketball...on ice!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
putting strips of plastic bag instead of kombu in my dashi
November 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
do you think any dog show people accidentally went to midwest fur fest and got super confused
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
i like that every legal state has their own industry of terribly named edibles that are all basically the same
November 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
brought my own clubs and balls to mini golf and apparently im banned now? fuck you that windmill had it coming and this basketball and sledgehammer was all i could find
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
i fuck with the way old people use plastic bags for everything. their strength to weight and moisture resistance are impressive and stores just give you them? pretty awesome
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
miss him all the time
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
first point, ok whatever. but is that really the second most important thing this guy has done lol? were cooked
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
mi tink mi gwan go to bed early
November 18, 2024 at 6:20 AM
scrotal trauma island
November 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
looking good sir!
November 17, 2024 at 11:47 PM
screeching and floating around the house again...
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
another successful saturday evening
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
i need wheels
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM
ooh gurrllll are you the polio vaccine because ever since i got you ive been autistic as shit
November 17, 2024 at 5:01 AM
does anyone on here have any nuanced opinions on brooklyn 99
November 17, 2024 at 4:50 AM
its always "greek yogurt can be a sour cream alternative" never "sour cream can be a greek yogurt alternative"
November 17, 2024 at 12:20 AM
November 16, 2024 at 2:09 AM
the boner was invented by dr frank boner
November 15, 2024 at 2:06 PM
heres what you need to understand 👇
November 14, 2024 at 9:29 PM
November 14, 2024 at 9:27 PM
monk w a shag carpet made of human hair
February 8, 2024 at 2:19 PM
just invented the boner
December 13, 2023 at 4:22 AM