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tha prosperity guardian
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sweating different
i want a ujm so bad lol #whocanrelate
December 3, 2024 at 4:21 PM
a big bowl of clam chowder!!!
December 2, 2024 at 1:11 AM
boiling it on my #gas stove!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:56 PM
im pasteurizing gasoline to make it even healthier!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:13 PM
get ready for basketball...on ice!!!
November 29, 2024 at 4:09 PM
putting strips of plastic bag instead of kombu in my dashi
November 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
making transactions lowkey feels amazing
November 28, 2024 at 8:11 PM
do you think any dog show people accidentally went to midwest fur fest and got super confused
November 28, 2024 at 7:58 PM
spoken like someone who hasnt tried bamboo toilet paper...
November 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
i like that every legal state has their own industry of terribly named edibles that are all basically the same
November 28, 2024 at 7:41 PM
brought my own clubs and balls to mini golf and apparently im banned now? fuck you that windmill had it coming and this basketball and sledgehammer was all i could find
November 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
is this how i find out i have a huge head
November 27, 2024 at 10:11 PM
i fuck with the way old people use plastic bags for everything. their strength to weight and moisture resistance are impressive and stores just give you them? pretty awesome
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 PM
how is that different from the first thing
November 22, 2024 at 4:05 AM
miss him all the time
November 22, 2024 at 3:58 AM
first point, ok whatever. but is that really the second most important thing this guy has done lol? were cooked
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
im getting real stressed out about this image
November 18, 2024 at 6:32 AM
mi tink mi gwan go to bed early
November 18, 2024 at 6:20 AM
scrotal trauma island
November 18, 2024 at 12:14 AM
looking good sir!
November 17, 2024 at 11:47 PM
screeching and floating around the house again...
November 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
another successful saturday evening
November 17, 2024 at 6:41 AM
gonna abruptly retire for the evening
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 AM
i bet you wish you got willies
November 17, 2024 at 5:35 AM
i need wheels
November 17, 2024 at 5:03 AM