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SAD Raven
@nosuchagent.bsky.social
⏱️ 𝙾𝚋𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚟𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚗𝚜, 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚗𝚘𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.
🗡️ 𝙶𝚕𝚘𝚋𝚎-𝚝𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛 𝚋𝚢 𝚍𝚊𝚢, 𝚊𝚐𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚌𝚑𝚊𝚘𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝚗𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚝.
Why shut it down? 🤔
December 13, 2025 at 9:50 AM
𝙴𝚈𝙴𝚂 𝙾𝙽𝙻𝚈 // 𝙽𝙾𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙽
>:\\ 𝚄𝙽-𝚁𝙴𝙳𝙰𝙲𝚃𝙴𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙿𝚈 //
December 13, 2025 at 9:29 AM
💲About a year ago the collective slid into my DMs like “hey, u up?” so I fired this thing up for the lulz.
💲Servers screamed, coffee flowed, egos inflated.
💲Anyway, looks like the op’s basically done and I’m ready to log off and touch grass.

🧐 LulzSec: Laughing at your security since 2011
December 13, 2025 at 9:12 AM
how has there not been a revolution in america yet? they are really letting someone who enjoys raping and killing toddlers with his friend epstein lead their country?
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 AM
December 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
IT’S OVER 9000!!
December 11, 2025 at 7:45 AM
🚨 Exclusive: Real-time pirate chaos in the Caribbean!

🏴‍☠️Make Stealing Great Again
🌟 It’s in the Ten Commandments—“𝒯𝒽ℴ𝓊 𝓈𝒽𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓈𝓉ℯ𝒶𝓁 𝒻𝓇ℴ𝓂 𝓉𝒽𝓎 𝓃ℯ𝒾ℊ𝒽𝒷ℴ𝓇𝓈.”
December 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
🚨 On the scene: Somalian pirate action unfolding now!
December 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
The actual Somalian pirate: Captain Don “Goldenbeard” Trumpet, Scourge of the Seven Soundbites. 🏴‍☠️
December 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
🚨 Trump seized a Venezuelan oil tanker in the Caribbean.
December 10, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Make sure to pre-order your Trump card.
This marks the birth of a post-national economic zone built by alleged patriots.
December 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
When you’re the solo CO blacked into a NON-SCI environment. Tier-1 capability across K and CI vectors, but NOC-to-civ interface throws constant RFIs, low SA, and zero HUMINT payoff. OPSEC intact, social cover blown.
December 10, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Just use ASCII—problem’s solved.
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Reposted by SAD Raven
Good night everyone. Thank you to those who replied on "my" posts. I appreciate your time out of your busy holiday schedules. See you tomorrow. 🎄❄️✨️
VC: Monica Neff
December 10, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Sonic the Hedgehog and Doublemint Gums
December 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Why are they like this?
December 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
The IC, CONUS and OCONUS, has been running nonstop HUMINT, SIGINT, and CI lanes in defense of the charter and the AO.

🧥 Mission-first, eyes open, OPSEC tight.
🫡 Respect to everyone holding the line.
🌟 We are our Nation’s first-line of defense.
🔎 Reporting live from 0.0.0.0/8080
December 10, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Can you blow up a bus full of children?
December 10, 2025 at 12:26 AM
We do keep receipts of your online propaganda.
December 10, 2025 at 12:18 AM
ℒ𝓊𝓂ℴ𝓈 ℳ𝒶𝓍𝒾𝓂𝒶!
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
The whole world has been compromised.
Damn it, kekarrrrrroooos.
December 9, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Ready…
Get set….
🫡 🫱
December 9, 2025 at 8:12 PM
This is how crazy they have become.
Why are they like this? Are they even humans?
December 9, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Your CPU has a backdoor.
Yes, I have a copy of the key. 🔐
No one is safe.
December 9, 2025 at 4:06 AM
How to hide from M0SSEH.
They are everywhere.
Be careful, friends.
December 9, 2025 at 4:00 AM