NOSgoblin
@nosgoblin.bsky.social
INFUCKED UP MY WHOLE FEED IS CLOWNS
November 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
INFUCKED UP MY WHOLE FEED IS CLOWNS
I said "you are correct" in the middle of the grocery store and two people whipped around like I was reading their thoughts
October 31, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I said "you are correct" in the middle of the grocery store and two people whipped around like I was reading their thoughts
TOOK A BITE OF ESPRESSO BELLAVITANO, DAMN THAT'S A BIG DOPAMINE HIT
October 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
TOOK A BITE OF ESPRESSO BELLAVITANO, DAMN THAT'S A BIG DOPAMINE HIT
Kinda wish i could go through a pupal stage
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Kinda wish i could go through a pupal stage
CALL ME THE TWIN TOWERS THE WAY I LET HER HIT TWICE
October 8, 2025 at 2:54 AM
CALL ME THE TWIN TOWERS THE WAY I LET HER HIT TWICE
THE RADICAL LEFT SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT? HELL YEAH ANOTHER WIN
October 2, 2025 at 7:39 PM
THE RADICAL LEFT SHUT DOWN THE GOVERNMENT? HELL YEAH ANOTHER WIN
*shakes dick and balls menacingly* right?
September 25, 2025 at 5:23 AM
*shakes dick and balls menacingly* right?
HOW DID I BECOME THE PIZZA HOTDOG GUY WHY IS THIS MY LEGACY
September 22, 2025 at 9:52 PM
HOW DID I BECOME THE PIZZA HOTDOG GUY WHY IS THIS MY LEGACY
SHE SAID HOW CAN YOU BE SHY *AND* HAVE A MUSTACHE WHAT THAT MEAN
September 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
SHE SAID HOW CAN YOU BE SHY *AND* HAVE A MUSTACHE WHAT THAT MEAN
WHO DECIDED CRABS NEED THEIR OWN GRASS AND APPLES, IM HAPPY TO SHARE MINE
September 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
WHO DECIDED CRABS NEED THEIR OWN GRASS AND APPLES, IM HAPPY TO SHARE MINE
SHE ASKED IF ID LIKE TO COME INSIDE I SAID LET'S START WITH DINNER
September 15, 2025 at 3:42 PM
SHE ASKED IF ID LIKE TO COME INSIDE I SAID LET'S START WITH DINNER
IM GETTIN NECK LIKE CHARLIE KIRK SHE GOT MY SHIT LIKE A FOUNTAIN
September 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
IM GETTIN NECK LIKE CHARLIE KIRK SHE GOT MY SHIT LIKE A FOUNTAIN
IM GETTIN BLOWN LIKE JFK SHE TOOK MY SHIT CLEAN OFF
September 12, 2025 at 6:26 AM
IM GETTIN BLOWN LIKE JFK SHE TOOK MY SHIT CLEAN OFF
OF YOU DRUNK THE RIGHT KIND OF COFFEE YOUR BODY WILL HUM LIKE A TRANSFORMER
September 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
OF YOU DRUNK THE RIGHT KIND OF COFFEE YOUR BODY WILL HUM LIKE A TRANSFORMER
MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO THAT TESTES TASTING RUMOR, I JUST TOOK A PEPPERMINT BATH AND MY BALLS ARE MINTY FRESH
September 9, 2025 at 5:10 AM
MIGHT BE SOMETHING TO THAT TESTES TASTING RUMOR, I JUST TOOK A PEPPERMINT BATH AND MY BALLS ARE MINTY FRESH
Note to self- don't tell coworkers when you try a new pasta shape, they will make fun of you even though they've never had cavatappi or radiatore
September 7, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Note to self- don't tell coworkers when you try a new pasta shape, they will make fun of you even though they've never had cavatappi or radiatore
Im like if Paddington was also a shitposter
September 5, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Im like if Paddington was also a shitposter
Funniest way to announce bottom surgery is to say that you found the clit
September 5, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Funniest way to announce bottom surgery is to say that you found the clit
I bought the chocolate milk, i at the chicken nuggets, i drank juice from a tiny cup.i have achieved peak autism
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
I bought the chocolate milk, i at the chicken nuggets, i drank juice from a tiny cup.i have achieved peak autism
GUILLOTINES ARE A SYMBOL BUT MACHETES ARE $5 AT HARBOR FREIGHT
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
GUILLOTINES ARE A SYMBOL BUT MACHETES ARE $5 AT HARBOR FREIGHT
my mom thinks getting rawed is when they serve you undercooked food. Your mom, however...
August 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
my mom thinks getting rawed is when they serve you undercooked food. Your mom, however...
Trying a new pasta shape has become the most autistic experience I've ever had
August 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Trying a new pasta shape has become the most autistic experience I've ever had
EVERYONE HAS A HOLE FOR A SOFT DOM TO FILL
August 9, 2025 at 8:23 AM
EVERYONE HAS A HOLE FOR A SOFT DOM TO FILL
Bad news, you're going to be visited by the ghosts of Trump, Musk, and Bezos. The good news, though...
August 8, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Bad news, you're going to be visited by the ghosts of Trump, Musk, and Bezos. The good news, though...
Met hayley williams and told her she was great on mythbusters
July 29, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Met hayley williams and told her she was great on mythbusters