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The internet’s favourite fake hippy! Wrote “Personal Use”.

https://northlondonhippy.com
"In a Soho alleyway, one man discovers the softest addiction imaginable"

Bunny Touchers - A Short Story by me. It's really short, and free to read. I guarantee you will dig it, and if you don't you will receive a 100% refund 😜

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November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Gotta be honest, didn’t plan on edition 113 of #HHOTW to coincide with Friday the 13th, but there you go. And if you’re visiting northlondonhippy.com today, how lucky are you? So much for superstition.

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-113-13...
June 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's Friday, so I posted a new #HHOTW. That's what I do on Friday's now.

This week's includes an exclusive shitpost, that I have not shared any place else. And a video that I have not posted on BlueSky yet. You're welcome.

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-112-6t...
June 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
This week's #HHOTW is now live. The direct link to edition 111 is below.

Or you could just go to my website: northlondonhippy.com, as the most recent #HHOTW is always the pinned post. Dig it hepcats

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-111-30...
May 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Like Ranch Dressing? Me too, but I haven't found a store bought one I liked. So I worked out how to make it at home, the lazy hippy way.

www.northlondonhippy.com/lazy-hippy-r...
Lazy Hippy – Ranch Dressing Recipe
Wingstop opened up a branch near me, and their Ranch Dressing Dip blew me away. So I figured out how to make it at home. Why is it lazy? Because it takes 5 minutes to make
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May 30, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Do you know about #HHOTW? It's a thing I do on my website, every Friday.

#HHOTW stands for "Hippy Highlights of the Week", & I publish whatever groovy shit I can think of from the previous week. It can, & will be anything I dig. You should check it out

northlondonhippy.com
May 28, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Back in the early 2000's, I told people I was Canadian. Thanks to Trump, I'm Canadian, again.

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I’m Canadian (Again)
America is once again disliked by the rest of the world, perhaps more so than at any point in my life. So I’m Canadian, again.
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May 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Friday's are about one thing at Case De Hippy - #HHOTW - Hippy Highlight of the Week. It should really be plural, because I always seem to have more than one.

It's a lot of cool, personal stuff this week. Click the link & check it out

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-110-23...
May 23, 2025 at 4:49 PM
All my new graphics are done. Here's the animated version
May 22, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It's Friday... It's time for another #HHOTW!

Can you dig it?

Yes, you can dig it. Just click this link, and like magic you are so there:
www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-109-16...
May 16, 2025 at 5:17 PM
#HHOTW time, and this week it's a delicious one. Literally. You'll need to click below to find out more.

Oh, and while I've got you, here's a fun fact: People who visit my website tend to be extremely sexually desirable. If that's you, here's the link:

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-108-9t...
May 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
It's Friday, which can only mean one thing. Pay day!

OK, two things, it's #HHOTW time!

This week, it's very musical. You'll see, if you click this link right here:

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-107-2n...
May 2, 2025 at 5:42 PM
This week's #HHOTW is now live.

I repeat: This week's #HHOTW is now live. This is not a drill

www.northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-106-25...
April 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Hey! It's Friday, which means it's time for another #HHOTW.

I've got some fun Easter treats for you this week. If you haven't clicked the link already, what are waiting for? Consider this your invite!

northlondonhippy.com/hhotw-105-18...
April 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
One is the celibate son of God…
The other is a gender-neutral rabbit…

Together in their Carrot Mobile…
They travel from town to town…
Breaking hearts & solving crimes

They are…
Jesus & the Easter Bunny!
April 17, 2025 at 9:28 PM
America is Lost - a piece by me you can read right now.

Or later. Maybe when you're chilling out and need a distraction. Or on the bog? I don't mind, either way. It's not like I'm spying on you.

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America is Lost
In less than 100 days, Donald Trump and his regime have done more damage to America than I thought possible. In that brief time, Trump has managed to show the world that the USA has become unreliab…
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April 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I was outside yesterday. I took a photograph. This is what outside looked like in the sunshine.

Outside was nice. If you get the chance, I highly recommend it
April 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Friday's only mean one thing to me these days...

It's time for another #HHOTW! Yay!

Every Friday, you'll find it pinned to the top of my website. It's a new thing I'm doing. You might dig it!

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April 11, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I’m still clearing out old junk. Had a couple of good discoveries this morning: 2 old baseball caps from 2 former employers. The first one is from 1985, and it was a gift when I finished my internship with #MTV in NYC. It was a bit dusty, but still looks ok for 40 years old.

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April 10, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Fresh daffodils in the morning sun
April 5, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This week's #HHOTW 103 is now live at www.northlondonhippy.com

You should check it out. Or don't. I'm not the boss of you
April 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I’m trying to work out whether this is really funny, or really dumb. And then I settled on it being both

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
More than 1m cars sold in UK each year too big to fit typical parking space
Campaign network calls on government to prioritise smaller cars and introduce higher charges for SUV owners
www.theguardian.com
April 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
This is not an April Fool’s joke.

This trendy Dubai Chocolate bar is 145g, and costs £10. That’s craaaaazzzeeeeeeeee
April 1, 2025 at 1:32 PM