Norm duGare
normdugare.bsky.social
Norm duGare
@normdugare.bsky.social
Retired educator and computer guy
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Dear Department of Justice: the motto above your door in Washington DC is not supposed to be read as two sentences.

(attn: @glennkirschner.bsky.social @muellershewrote.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @joycewhitevance.bsky.social)
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I watched the show late, so I couldn't comment live. @chrislavoie.bsky.social was right: you shouldn't have made those Bobby Jr jokes immediately before talking to a Brigadier General. Better to save them for when talking to a Rear Admiral.
November 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Dear Democratic turncoats (and Fetterman, a wolf in Lieberman clothing): Are you familiar with the aphorism "God answers all prayers; sometimes the answer is NO"? You sold out the people in whose names you allegedly fight in exchange for the Republicans promise of "a vote." Surprise!They voted no.
November 11, 2025 at 6:50 AM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Mike Johnson's ignorance is a deliberate tactical choice; by deliberately ignoring those things that are in his job description to know he feels free to spout crap that he would otherwise know isn't true.
November 5, 2025 at 3:01 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social Regarding availability of US senators, my Oregon senators Wyden and Merkley each hold at least one townhall in every county yearly.I've been able to chat with each of them. When I moved here it was such a pleasant change to not have to sign a "pay to the order of.." note.
November 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social Between DHS & ICE goons, & Trump tearing down the East Wing for a ballroom, his Arc duTrump, his tacky redesign of the Lincoln bathroom & jetting off to Florida for a Great Gatsby party I'm not sure if we're reliving Berlin 1933 or Paris 1789
November 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
If you can't tell the difference between an IQ test and a *cognitive* test, you just flunked both.
October 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social @frangeladuo.bsky.social @glennkirschner.bsky.social I don't know about laws in DC, but I believe in general if a tenant destroys the landlord's property, he can be held reliable for costs of repairs. Make Trump pay to put the East Wing back
October 26, 2025 at 7:06 AM
@nicollewallace.bsky.social Mike Johnson's head is *NOT* "in the sand." His head is fully up Trump's ass that Johnson is moonlighting as Trump's uvula.
October 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
October 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Do you think ICE agents wear masks so you can't recognize them from the Jan 6 videos?
October 15, 2025 at 6:21 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social If Kamala *HAD* titled her book "Everyone Sucks but Me!" Bill Maher would have sued her for stealing his act.
October 7, 2025 at 4:01 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social (it's not my line, but) The way to pronounce Acetaminophen is easy: the second half is pronounced "minnow fin," like the part of the fish. The first part is pronounced "ah-see-da," as in "ah-see-da Epstein files still haven't been released!"
September 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Yes, Kristie Noem WAS hot. When they were younger, so were Sarah Palin, Nancy Mace, KellyAnne Conway, Megyn Kelly, and even Ann Coulter. It takes a while for an ugly soul to bubble to the surface, but it always does. Tick tock Kayleigh McEnany (hey, girl).
September 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @frangeladuo.bsky.social I think Chris Lavoie's "Oh my god! Is that the Oval Office?" Is more likely now than it was back then, but for completely different reasons.
September 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social The "We have Jesus" claim reminds me of the old Mac and Tosh ("After you") cartoon "Isn't television wonderful?" "Yes & think how much better it'll be once we get electricity"
You have Jesus? Just think how much better it would be if you read & learned from what he said
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Can you please post the whole third hour? If glitched during most of @frangeladuo.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social @slotkin.senate.gov Whether a hot dog is a sandwich depends on context; if on bread or in a bun, it's a sandwich. If covered in cornmeal and deep fried, it's an epinada. And if diced up and served in spaghetti, it's a genyouwine Eyetalian treat (per Young Sheldon)
August 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
@thepoliticsbar.bsky.social It is not unbelievable that the White House "ballroom" will be donated. The question is whether the people building it for him are aware that it will be, considering his history of not paying his contractors.
August 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social Watching on delay, you asked "how many lockers was Stephen Miller stuffed into?" Obviously not enough, since he kept getting out.
July 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
@radioguychris.bsky.social @stephaniemiller.bsky.social Both Batman TV and Dudley Do Right had episodes where crooks dressed up as both crooks and cops, who would pretend to publicly apprehend the crooks, go around back, switch outfits and repeat. That's Collins and Murkowsy
July 3, 2025 at 5:09 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @dgcomedy.bsky.social 1. Somebody needs to tell Pete Kegstand he's not the Secretary of DefensIVENESS. 2 If there's anything Pete's an expert in it's getting bombed. 3. I'm all in favor of putting Donald on Mount Rushmore, just don't let him back down or feed him.
June 26, 2025 at 8:55 PM
@frangeladuo.bsky.social When possible, I try to free the house spiders outside of the house so that when the inevitable day of the Spider Cabal takeover, one of the one I've saved will step forward and say "No, that's Tom. He's cool."
May 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social @jodyhamilton.bsky.social Bill Maher says MAGA "isn't racist"? Well, that's mighty white of him.
May 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by Norm duGare
"Masked security forces captured an opposition leader in the coastal province of New Jersey as regime officials continue their months-long crack-down against pro-democracy elements in the embattled United States. The arrest comes as the regime issued calls for summary detentions without trial."
HAPPENING NOW: Newark Mayor Ras Baraka was just taken into custody while protesting outside the Delaney Hall ICE detention center
May 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social I saw on "Have I Got News for You" last weekend that OldFart Rock's White House-appropriate suit cost him $20,000. You'd think for that kind of money he could have gotten one that fits. Did they at last come with a pair of size 47-narrow shoes?
April 7, 2025 at 5:33 PM