Warren Buffett retiring is a definite recession indicator.

I’m in a codependent relationship with my cat. When I find her snuggled on my side of the bed 🥹

We found out the ugly stucco siding on our house was added on fairly recently. I bet this house was a cool Tudor before, or at least something that isn’t grey stucco.

I barely check social media I like, I’m not going to check on my co-workers I secretly despise, LinkedIn.

Talked to Gale about his cat and now I think I’m in an unintentional situationship with him.

My Dorohedoro diorama finally came in 🥟

I love my job but there’s times where I can’t help but laugh at the amount of trust they have for me regarding basic IT.

Renovating with nosy cats is the worst. Suddenly I have to worry about this dusty bitch getting stuck in the wall.

I don't know what I did to generate Depends ads on my Pinterest, but I assume it must be real kitsch.

I was going to post an elaborate welcome to myself but gifs don’t work