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Zoey are you going to kill yourself.
February 13, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Zoey are you going to kill yourself.
I went blind like 6 shots ago.
February 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
I went blind like 6 shots ago.
I gotta make a banger Letterboxd review about this.
February 13, 2026 at 5:52 AM
I gotta make a banger Letterboxd review about this.
Not pregnant enough.
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Not pregnant enough.
French people are so weird.
February 13, 2026 at 3:52 AM
French people are so weird.
Hello, naked homeless guy! Want a beer?
February 13, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Hello, naked homeless guy! Want a beer?
Ah, sweet! My mysterious cube!
February 13, 2026 at 1:52 AM
Ah, sweet! My mysterious cube!
WE'RE HOMELESS NOW YOU FUCKING MORON!!
February 13, 2026 at 12:52 AM
WE'RE HOMELESS NOW YOU FUCKING MORON!!
Wow. "Lard ass."
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 PM
Wow. "Lard ass."
That wasn't tobacco.
February 12, 2026 at 10:52 PM
That wasn't tobacco.
I taught her that. She has no idea what it means.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I taught her that. She has no idea what it means.
You know dead people don't actually stick their tongues out, right.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 PM
You know dead people don't actually stick their tongues out, right.
Get stoned, idiot!
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Get stoned, idiot!
What the hell's got him so happy?
February 12, 2026 at 6:52 PM
What the hell's got him so happy?
Wow. He used the em dash correctly.
February 12, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Wow. He used the em dash correctly.
A little heroin wouldn't hurt, right?
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
A little heroin wouldn't hurt, right?
DAB ATTACK!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:52 PM
DAB ATTACK!!
You should be paying me to come to this.
February 12, 2026 at 2:52 PM
You should be paying me to come to this.
Yep! I'm basically the Peter Griffin of sweeping.
February 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
Yep! I'm basically the Peter Griffin of sweeping.
My brother Rocky needed a place to stay for a few months, so I'm letting him live with us!
February 12, 2026 at 12:52 PM
My brother Rocky needed a place to stay for a few months, so I'm letting him live with us!
Not pregnant enough.
February 12, 2026 at 11:53 AM
Not pregnant enough.
Zoey, look! I hired one of those planes that writes in the sky!
February 12, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Zoey, look! I hired one of those planes that writes in the sky!
Now's not the time for a staring contest, Ferris.
February 12, 2026 at 9:52 AM
Now's not the time for a staring contest, Ferris.
If I have to revive him one more time I'm going to punch him in the mouth.
February 12, 2026 at 8:52 AM
If I have to revive him one more time I'm going to punch him in the mouth.
THE TOMATO IS COMING BACK!!
February 12, 2026 at 7:52 AM
THE TOMATO IS COMING BACK!!