so many tweets, so few posts

Cheugggginnnn ouuuuttt

Hey guys I have work until 5:30 today does anyone want to hang out after haha

Approaching this platform with elder milennial sincerity and an austere tone. My ethos is overdisclosure: I’ll have you know I’m eating lunch right now while working from home. Maybe I’ll share a photo of it. Maybe microblogging was a desperate attempt to disrupt the solipsism of our own thoughts