i got my first ever unsolicited pussy pic today. diversity win!

(ok to be fair it wasn't entirely unsolicited, there was heavy flirting beforehand)

hung like crazy frog

mf said menchies

"how to tell if you're in love" is the single most embarrassing search query. help.

and is this anti-college-football crowd in the room with us now?

Dear diary (do NOT read unless you're also me),

I'm seeing a friend in a few weeks. We might do some cute shit together like holding hands, and associated activities.

I can't wait!

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#normal gang rise up

Be kind to Tabitha Grace Alterman. Probably also block, but in a merciful kind of way.

hi everyone I'm new here. i hear this is where all the normal people hang out