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Jessie
@nopantsknitter.bsky.social
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Hates pants, loves coffee. NYC is home.

Crafter and nail polish enthusiast with a forever messy coffee table.

Trans and Black Lives Matter. Period.

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It's the last weekend of my leave from work so I'm determined to enjoy this #fcf to the fullest extent.
November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
After being very sick for over a month, I’m finally starting to feel like myself again. Haven’t knit socks in a very long time. Determined to finish this pair I started 6 years ago now.
October 13, 2025 at 3:32 PM
In recovery mode and about to split for the sleeves on this cardigan. Sailor Moon here to aid me. Just hit the rainbow crystals arc.
September 9, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Just look at all these cute speckles!! 😍 Happy Saturday babes. 💖
August 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Did someone say sweata weatha?! Soooo happy it’s cooling off finally. I kinda disappeared from here for a while, but pulled these back out and am starting to feel a bit like myself again. No pants knitting is back on the agenda!
August 21, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Happy #fcf lovely people in my phone! An extra day off, means an extra day of stitching. Well, until the polycule all arrive for tacos and movies that is.
July 4, 2025 at 12:12 PM
The irony of my therapist suggesting I take a medical leave from work only for the process of me looking into it causing me to have extreme anxiety of getting in trouble says a lot…
July 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
To make up for my deviation from
#fcf, please take this photo of my project instead. Moved up in the frame and gridded to go! I hope you all can forgive me. 💕
June 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Just a quick update for any who are interested. Finished the page of tentacle! Time to move the frame to do the next two pages. I’ll fill in the black eventually. Haha
June 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Sooooo close to finishing this page of tentacles! Happy Saturday babes! Next color on my list is 420, so I hope that means it’s gonna be a cute chill day.
June 21, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Happy #fcf from my tentacles and I.
June 13, 2025 at 1:52 PM
The tentacles are tentacling! I hope you babes are all doing wonderfully on this fine Saturday. The allergies are kicking my ass, and life has been a lot lately, but I’m enjoying my little moments with this. Hobbies are so important for balance.
June 7, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Down to only 4 colors left in this page for the tentacles (I’ll do the black at some point later). Can I finish it today?!

Hope you’re all having a lovely Monday. Sending out good vibes for my babes. 💕
May 26, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Sorry for the late update, but today has been all about spring cleaning and am just now sitting down to stitch a while. Also thumbing through the book about bread @wahaka.bsky.social got me. Made some decent progress yesterday! Hope all my cuties on here are having a lovely Saturday so far. 😘
May 24, 2025 at 10:36 PM
First day of mini staycation is #fcf? Lucky me. Today will be spent mostly stitching and watching Full Metal Alchemist. Here’s where my project is at the beginning of my 5 days. Looking forward to seeing how much I can get done!
May 23, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Just one more work shift until I have 5 days off at home. Expect cross stitch updates everyday. Sorry in advance. Haha
May 22, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Different couch, same pantsless crafting. Let’s see how much @wahaka.bsky.social lets me get done today. Another tentacle coming along, and I can see some suckers on the right one!!
May 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I haven’t done a #fcf in quite a while, so have a special tentacle update as a treat. Now to just make it through the work day.
May 16, 2025 at 11:22 AM
And the transition has been made. Pulled out my Contessa with Squid project. I’m obsessed with this image. But, at over 367,000 stitches, I’m not sure if I’ll ever get this finished. This is only 11,190 (3%). 🫠🫠
May 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I can tell summer is coming. Out with the knitting and in with the cross stitch.
May 13, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Geeking out with the boyfriend about plants is one of my favorite past times. The shared wishlist is growing beyond the capacity of my apartment, and I’m okay with that.
May 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
I should be hungover, but thankfully that doesn’t seem to be the case. Still suck at this game though. Hope you’re all having a great weekend so far! Also, Fruits Basket is such a weird anime.
April 26, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Just a quick update. It went amazingly well! 🥰
Babes, I have my first official first date tonight in over 15 years! I’m so excited and nervous. But, the plans are set, outfit picked out, and nails done. So all that’s left is to have a good time! *prays to Satan that she graces me with charm tonight*
a man with a beanie and a necklace says i 'm a little nervous
ALT: a man with a beanie and a necklace says i 'm a little nervous
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April 17, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Babes, I have my first official first date tonight in over 15 years! I’m so excited and nervous. But, the plans are set, outfit picked out, and nails done. So all that’s left is to have a good time! *prays to Satan that she graces me with charm tonight*
a man with a beanie and a necklace says i 'm a little nervous
ALT: a man with a beanie and a necklace says i 'm a little nervous
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April 16, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Is anyone else playing The Bazaar? I’m so bad at it, but obsessed. 🫠 Hope y’all have a great weekend! (Sorry I’ve been quiet. Life has been happening lately.)
April 12, 2025 at 1:31 PM