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NoodMutt
@noodmutt.bsky.social
🔞 NSFW 21+
Body & sex positivity & #nudism #fkk

Sun, sand & nature lover
#TTRPG enjoyer
CA 🇨🇦 #PNW, #Vancouver, BC

🚫 No patience for politics, transphobes or toxic masculinity
I could use some help sudzing up
November 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Happy Sunday
November 16, 2025 at 6:18 PM
My action shot for #fcf. It's like I completely forgot the camera was going 🤣

Honestly the workout wasn't that bad.
November 15, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Happy #mcm with a bonus color version cause I like both.
November 10, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Went up the Sea to Sky Gondola and spent the day enjoying the great views.
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Good morning all you wonderful people. Big furry naked hugs 🐻🤗
November 9, 2025 at 4:21 PM
kissing: 10
nipple play: 0 (take)/7 (give)
sucking: 10
being sucked: 3
rimming: 7
being rimmed: 10
fingering: 5
being fingered: 5
toys: 8
bdsm: 3 (take)/7 (give)
piss play: unknown
dirty talk: 3
fisting: 6
being fisted: 9
topping: 1
bottoming: 10
cuddling: 10
stroking: 5
pit play: 7
foot play: 7
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 10
nipple play: X/7
sucking: 6
being sucked: 7
rimming: 9
being rimmed: X
fingering: 9
being fingered: X
toys: 6
bdsm: 10
piss play: 10
dirty talk: 5
fisting: 9
being fisted: X
topping: 10
bottoming: X
cuddling: 10
stroking: 7
pit play: 9
foot play: 9
Rate how you like doing it (1-10)

kissing: 10
nipple play: 6
sucking: 9
being sucked: 7
rimming: 9
being rimmed: 7
fingering: 9
being fingered: 6
toys: 5
bdsm: 10
piss play: 6
dirty talk: 10
fisting: 7
being fisted: 0
topping: 10
bottoming: 10
cuddling: 10
stroking: 10
pit play: 9
foot play: 6
November 8, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Flaccid cock Friday brought to you by the gang shower at my gym.

#fcf
November 8, 2025 at 3:18 AM
#tbt Optical illusion from many years ago created by a glass on the table. I don't even notice it until after the pic was taken 😅
November 6, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Happy hallow wieners on this flaccid cock Friday #fcf
October 31, 2025 at 11:46 PM
My attempt at a resting bear face for #mcm
October 27, 2025 at 10:52 PM
#tbt 5yrs ago when I still worked in an office building. I was one of the very few who got naked in the locker room and didn't change under a towel 🙄
October 24, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Body dysmorphia is a thing but I liked myself in this one and wanted to share a bonus wet cock Wednesday pic
October 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy hump day
October 22, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Happy Friday
October 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Was a good day for a walk and had a great view of Mount Baker. A bit chilly on the willy with the kilt but still enjoyable.
October 14, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Chilling by the fire on the patio listening to the rain.
September 29, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Walk in the forest. Smells of autumn decay already. There will be so few days left this year where I'll be able to do this.
September 25, 2025 at 7:52 PM
For those who like fuzzy butts, dangly balls and perenium sunning....
September 20, 2025 at 5:00 PM
One of the last nude besch days of the year. Taking advantage of it while I can.
September 20, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today is a meh day so here is some sun and fur to brighten things up
September 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Ready. Set. Hump!

Happy #humpday
September 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Bonus #mcm. Enjoying our private patio where we can be naked and enjoy ourselves.
September 8, 2025 at 11:54 PM
My #mcm contribution

📍Wreck Beach, Vancouver BC
📸 by me
September 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Ok boys, let's see those kilts and what's underneath 😁
September 7, 2025 at 7:57 PM