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So far the whole being pregnant thing has not been that bad. I’ve managed to avoid the most debilitating symptoms. However I am consistently humbled by having the worlds most active baby because all this thing does is kick the shit out of me 24/7.
November 6, 2025 at 6:16 PM
So far the whole being pregnant thing has not been that bad. I’ve managed to avoid the most debilitating symptoms. However I am consistently humbled by having the worlds most active baby because all this thing does is kick the shit out of me 24/7.
I have to laugh at myself sometimes because my autistic ass was knee deep in the online furry community when I was in middle school and I had no idea. I was just excited other people loved animals as much as I did. Used the lingo, had a fursona, made friends. Just happy to be involved
November 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I have to laugh at myself sometimes because my autistic ass was knee deep in the online furry community when I was in middle school and I had no idea. I was just excited other people loved animals as much as I did. Used the lingo, had a fursona, made friends. Just happy to be involved
“You have the qualifications for a SPED certification, why don’t you have one?”
Oh that’s because the SPED cert test was an additional $300 on top of the $200 I spent taking my teaching certification test.
Oh that’s because the SPED cert test was an additional $300 on top of the $200 I spent taking my teaching certification test.
October 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
“You have the qualifications for a SPED certification, why don’t you have one?”
Oh that’s because the SPED cert test was an additional $300 on top of the $200 I spent taking my teaching certification test.
Oh that’s because the SPED cert test was an additional $300 on top of the $200 I spent taking my teaching certification test.
My retirement plan is to write a mediocre romantasy and/or dark romance novel with mediocre white characters and a lukewarm plot, with ample descriptions of weird sex. Completely fool proof.
September 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
My retirement plan is to write a mediocre romantasy and/or dark romance novel with mediocre white characters and a lukewarm plot, with ample descriptions of weird sex. Completely fool proof.
I got my hair cut and everything feels okay again.
September 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I got my hair cut and everything feels okay again.
Better news, the kitten we found several months ago is now a well adjusted big boy. He is in the care of a friend who has never had to raise a kitten before. Below are screenshots of the updates I was getting after his neuter at the vet:
September 13, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Better news, the kitten we found several months ago is now a well adjusted big boy. He is in the care of a friend who has never had to raise a kitten before. Below are screenshots of the updates I was getting after his neuter at the vet:
Now that we’ve moved on, two children are dead from a school shooting in Denver and there’s an ICE raid happening in Chicago. Please tell me more about how you “condemn political violence”
September 10, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Now that we’ve moved on, two children are dead from a school shooting in Denver and there’s an ICE raid happening in Chicago. Please tell me more about how you “condemn political violence”
I don’t feel bad. I will not spare my sympathy for a man who would never share those sentiments for anyone who didn’t look, act and think just like him. I will share sympathy to his child and no one else.
September 10, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I don’t feel bad. I will not spare my sympathy for a man who would never share those sentiments for anyone who didn’t look, act and think just like him. I will share sympathy to his child and no one else.
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BREAKING: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has died after being shot at an event in Utah, President Trump says.
Live updates: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk shot at Utah college event
Charlie Kirk, the CEO and co-founder of the conservative youth organization Turning Point USA, was shot at an event at a Utah college, Turning Point said.
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September 10, 2025 at 8:46 PM
BREAKING: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has died after being shot at an event in Utah, President Trump says.
CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SHOT
September 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
CHARLIE KIRK HAS BEEN SHOT
Got lucky and landed 4 interviews in a week. If I don’t get a job this month I’m going to start showing hole on the internet.
September 9, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Got lucky and landed 4 interviews in a week. If I don’t get a job this month I’m going to start showing hole on the internet.
I haven’t smoked since March and every time I go outside and smell a damn cigarette I nearly float to it looney tunes style.
September 3, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I haven’t smoked since March and every time I go outside and smell a damn cigarette I nearly float to it looney tunes style.
The only cool part about our current dystopia is that we are going to have some bomb ass music for it
August 23, 2025 at 11:24 PM
The only cool part about our current dystopia is that we are going to have some bomb ass music for it
HOW ARE KRAFT SINGLES ALMOST 7 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
I HATE IT HERE
I HATE IT HERE
August 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
HOW ARE KRAFT SINGLES ALMOST 7 FUCKING DOLLARS!?
I HATE IT HERE
I HATE IT HERE
One of my favorite scenes in film ever is in 12 Angry Men.
One of the men goes on the crazed, racist rant and the rest of the room simply turns away from him and ignores him. They refuse to listen, acknowledge or even *look* at the speaker.
One of the men goes on the crazed, racist rant and the rest of the room simply turns away from him and ignores him. They refuse to listen, acknowledge or even *look* at the speaker.
July 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
One of my favorite scenes in film ever is in 12 Angry Men.
One of the men goes on the crazed, racist rant and the rest of the room simply turns away from him and ignores him. They refuse to listen, acknowledge or even *look* at the speaker.
One of the men goes on the crazed, racist rant and the rest of the room simply turns away from him and ignores him. They refuse to listen, acknowledge or even *look* at the speaker.
- Husband got a job at his old company, seemed very promising
- I quit my teaching job in order to pursue my own business
…
In the span of a week we:
- lost housing due to the unit being inhabitable
- lost a friend of 25 years because of a freak accident
- husband’s workplace is actively failing
- I quit my teaching job in order to pursue my own business
…
In the span of a week we:
- lost housing due to the unit being inhabitable
- lost a friend of 25 years because of a freak accident
- husband’s workplace is actively failing
July 29, 2025 at 5:53 PM
- Husband got a job at his old company, seemed very promising
- I quit my teaching job in order to pursue my own business
…
In the span of a week we:
- lost housing due to the unit being inhabitable
- lost a friend of 25 years because of a freak accident
- husband’s workplace is actively failing
- I quit my teaching job in order to pursue my own business
…
In the span of a week we:
- lost housing due to the unit being inhabitable
- lost a friend of 25 years because of a freak accident
- husband’s workplace is actively failing
Really tired of learning about the constant ruin of the world but like… I still wanna know things.
July 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Really tired of learning about the constant ruin of the world but like… I still wanna know things.
My 14 year old cranky man and the 12 week old kitten we found in a tire.
After quarantine and shots, our little guy is officially called Jupiter and he is an absolute MENACE.
After quarantine and shots, our little guy is officially called Jupiter and he is an absolute MENACE.
July 26, 2025 at 7:18 PM
My 14 year old cranky man and the 12 week old kitten we found in a tire.
After quarantine and shots, our little guy is officially called Jupiter and he is an absolute MENACE.
After quarantine and shots, our little guy is officially called Jupiter and he is an absolute MENACE.
Accidentally influenced my former middle school students to like SOAD and punk bands so now every so often I get an email requesting more “riot music” suggestions.
The future is punk as hell.
The future is punk as hell.
July 22, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Accidentally influenced my former middle school students to like SOAD and punk bands so now every so often I get an email requesting more “riot music” suggestions.
The future is punk as hell.
The future is punk as hell.
Making fun of my husband for being named after Michael Jordan before getting reminded that I too am named after an athlete 😭
July 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Making fun of my husband for being named after Michael Jordan before getting reminded that I too am named after an athlete 😭
From habanero to bell pepper in 3 days
July 7, 2025 at 12:04 AM
From habanero to bell pepper in 3 days
CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE
He is in fact, just a baby boi
He is in fact, just a baby boi
July 5, 2025 at 12:02 AM
CONTACT HAS BEEN MADE
He is in fact, just a baby boi
He is in fact, just a baby boi
Updates on the baby:
He doesn’t have a name yet.
He is eating, drinking and using the litterbox.
Still very hissy and spitty but is being curious and wandering around.
He goes to the vet tomorrow
He doesn’t have a name yet.
He is eating, drinking and using the litterbox.
Still very hissy and spitty but is being curious and wandering around.
He goes to the vet tomorrow
July 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Updates on the baby:
He doesn’t have a name yet.
He is eating, drinking and using the litterbox.
Still very hissy and spitty but is being curious and wandering around.
He goes to the vet tomorrow
He doesn’t have a name yet.
He is eating, drinking and using the litterbox.
Still very hissy and spitty but is being curious and wandering around.
He goes to the vet tomorrow
While walking back to the car after our meal, my pals and I heard what we thought was a cat. We were correct and this spicy, cranky baby was screaming inside someone’s spare tire. We pulled him out and he was NOT happy. He is a very spicy boy and we love him.
July 4, 2025 at 1:51 AM
While walking back to the car after our meal, my pals and I heard what we thought was a cat. We were correct and this spicy, cranky baby was screaming inside someone’s spare tire. We pulled him out and he was NOT happy. He is a very spicy boy and we love him.
Tell your people you love them now. Not later, not when things “settle down”. Tell them today.
I watched my husband receive the news that his best friend is dead this morning. All he wants is to talk to him one last time.
I watched my husband receive the news that his best friend is dead this morning. All he wants is to talk to him one last time.
July 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Tell your people you love them now. Not later, not when things “settle down”. Tell them today.
I watched my husband receive the news that his best friend is dead this morning. All he wants is to talk to him one last time.
I watched my husband receive the news that his best friend is dead this morning. All he wants is to talk to him one last time.