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So is Drive just The Notebook for straight guys?
July 5, 2025 at 1:26 AM
So is Drive just The Notebook for straight guys?
My friend’s son just asked “what’s Skyrim?” I? Do I? Like it’s Skyrim?
March 14, 2025 at 6:05 PM
My friend’s son just asked “what’s Skyrim?” I? Do I? Like it’s Skyrim?
Normalize hyping your own food
February 22, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Normalize hyping your own food
Me High ass shit in the KFC
February 20, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Me High ass shit in the KFC
You ever “Guy Fieri” your own food? Be like “the way the apple cider vinegar paired with that Memphis style rub was ridonkolous” or “Look at that bone just slide out of these ribs, that’s money baby”
January 16, 2025 at 9:04 PM
You ever “Guy Fieri” your own food? Be like “the way the apple cider vinegar paired with that Memphis style rub was ridonkolous” or “Look at that bone just slide out of these ribs, that’s money baby”
Can’t watch stuff because my entire friend group is obsessed with POE2 and I’m just not into it
December 20, 2024 at 3:05 AM
Can’t watch stuff because my entire friend group is obsessed with POE2 and I’m just not into it
I love Klarion the Witch Boy, but I don’t feel like reading all the way through it again, was the Devil’s car he stole a Mustang or a Charger? I don’t remember
December 13, 2024 at 4:49 AM
I love Klarion the Witch Boy, but I don’t feel like reading all the way through it again, was the Devil’s car he stole a Mustang or a Charger? I don’t remember
My take away from 10ish minutes in Dragon Age Veilguard, slavery is bad m’kay
December 12, 2024 at 7:13 PM
My take away from 10ish minutes in Dragon Age Veilguard, slavery is bad m’kay
When guns and bullets are cheaper than healthcare with insurance…
December 12, 2024 at 5:33 PM
When guns and bullets are cheaper than healthcare with insurance…
What was life actually like before I could order another monitor while sitting on the toilet?
December 12, 2024 at 5:17 PM
What was life actually like before I could order another monitor while sitting on the toilet?
Hiding in the bathroom from my district manager for the last five minutes of my shift, feels valid
December 7, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Hiding in the bathroom from my district manager for the last five minutes of my shift, feels valid
So I’m currently playing Cyberpunk Red with some friends. Oh boy this shit crunchy, cool but omg I’m glad our Foundry model is doing the heavy lifting
December 3, 2024 at 2:33 AM
So I’m currently playing Cyberpunk Red with some friends. Oh boy this shit crunchy, cool but omg I’m glad our Foundry model is doing the heavy lifting
If you had to work retail today (technically yesterday) that sucked. My store wasn’t even doing discounts and I broke my total dollars and average ticket records. So like take an extra minute or two on your break sometime this week, tell them the guy on the internet said you earned it
November 30, 2024 at 5:31 AM
If you had to work retail today (technically yesterday) that sucked. My store wasn’t even doing discounts and I broke my total dollars and average ticket records. So like take an extra minute or two on your break sometime this week, tell them the guy on the internet said you earned it
I sneezed so much I need to go to bed now, has this ever happened to anyone else?
November 28, 2024 at 4:08 AM
I sneezed so much I need to go to bed now, has this ever happened to anyone else?
To everyone who has to work tomorrow, pro tip for next year. Just put in your availability that you can’t work Thursdays. Nobody sees it coming.
November 27, 2024 at 4:59 PM
To everyone who has to work tomorrow, pro tip for next year. Just put in your availability that you can’t work Thursdays. Nobody sees it coming.
I’m the radical leftist in my regular circle then I go hang out in with my other group, bruh the Overton Window ain’t ready for their very valid opinions
November 27, 2024 at 6:34 AM
I’m the radical leftist in my regular circle then I go hang out in with my other group, bruh the Overton Window ain’t ready for their very valid opinions
I just ate a can of store brand spaghetti O’s. Please don AMA I’m currently dieing in a bathroom
November 27, 2024 at 6:05 AM
I just ate a can of store brand spaghetti O’s. Please don AMA I’m currently dieing in a bathroom
Specifically tell my friend my budget for a new headset “Hey look at these” I can’t afford that I specifically said under $100 “but they’re really good” bitch I work at a dollar tree
November 27, 2024 at 1:06 AM
Specifically tell my friend my budget for a new headset “Hey look at these” I can’t afford that I specifically said under $100 “but they’re really good” bitch I work at a dollar tree
Hey so like you ever use so like way too much so like you feel really dumb when you read back through it so like you edit it non stop until so like it no longer feels like you wrote it?
November 25, 2024 at 2:25 AM
Hey so like you ever use so like way too much so like you feel really dumb when you read back through it so like you edit it non stop until so like it no longer feels like you wrote it?
So like what’s up with all these right wing accounts with like 2 replies and no posts? Do they just get on social media to start fights?
November 24, 2024 at 9:51 PM
So like what’s up with all these right wing accounts with like 2 replies and no posts? Do they just get on social media to start fights?
So like I bought a new computer before any tariffs kick in, anyone else looking to play while Rome burns?
November 21, 2024 at 5:08 AM
So like I bought a new computer before any tariffs kick in, anyone else looking to play while Rome burns?
Find someone that loves you like my grandmother loves Costco
November 20, 2024 at 10:55 PM
Find someone that loves you like my grandmother loves Costco
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