@noodlebranch.bsky.social
When your partner doesn’t even know what a cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell smells like 🙄
November 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
When your partner doesn’t even know what a cheesy bean and rice burrito from Taco Bell smells like 🙄
Does the start area count as a space?
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Does the start area count as a space?
Covert dessert
November 19, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Covert dessert
Rickpat > Patrick
November 18, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Rickpat > Patrick
Not a judge, just a nudge
November 17, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Not a judge, just a nudge
Fuck a “come hither” look, enjoy this “go thither” stare
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Fuck a “come hither” look, enjoy this “go thither” stare
Stone cold patootie
November 14, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stone cold patootie
Eyes should be seen and not heard
November 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Eyes should be seen and not heard
“Lambasted” means harshly criticized or judged.
It comes from the way the flock judges any ewe who gets knocked up by a ram out of wedlock, as if she was no better than a common nanny goat.
#Sheepfacts #etymology
It comes from the way the flock judges any ewe who gets knocked up by a ram out of wedlock, as if she was no better than a common nanny goat.
#Sheepfacts #etymology
November 11, 2025 at 8:38 PM
“Lambasted” means harshly criticized or judged.
It comes from the way the flock judges any ewe who gets knocked up by a ram out of wedlock, as if she was no better than a common nanny goat.
#Sheepfacts #etymology
It comes from the way the flock judges any ewe who gets knocked up by a ram out of wedlock, as if she was no better than a common nanny goat.
#Sheepfacts #etymology
Qobuz > Spotify
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Qobuz > Spotify
Convergent devolution
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Convergent devolution
Accidents and mistakes as gateways to freedom
November 8, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Accidents and mistakes as gateways to freedom
Writing a musical about being too high to do things, featuring:
“Too high to cry”
“Too high to cry”
October 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Writing a musical about being too high to do things, featuring:
“Too high to cry”
“Too high to cry”
Thinking about what kind of person I would have become if I was homeschooled.
October 25, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Thinking about what kind of person I would have become if I was homeschooled.
I’m eating room temperature vegan refried beans straight from the can. There is no saving me.
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I’m eating room temperature vegan refried beans straight from the can. There is no saving me.
Start matching your makeup to your underwear
October 21, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Start matching your makeup to your underwear
You want me to brush my Teeth?? The things I foresee falling from my mouth in the nightly visions?
October 13, 2025 at 12:42 PM
You want me to brush my Teeth?? The things I foresee falling from my mouth in the nightly visions?
“Don’t ya know that beauty is only skin deep. Well, baby,baby, come on and skin me”
October 13, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Don’t ya know that beauty is only skin deep. Well, baby,baby, come on and skin me”
When a worm throws it back, it’s called twormking
#twermking ?
#twermking ?
October 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
When a worm throws it back, it’s called twormking
#twermking ?
#twermking ?
All thumbs, but no Thumbs, ya know?
#canineanatomy
#canineanatomy
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
All thumbs, but no Thumbs, ya know?
#canineanatomy
#canineanatomy
Alls weird that ends weird
October 12, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Alls weird that ends weird
Toot orioles
October 4, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Toot orioles
I wouldn’t say I’m paranoid or overprotective of my lycan buddies, but I like to know their wereabouts.
September 28, 2025 at 7:04 AM
I wouldn’t say I’m paranoid or overprotective of my lycan buddies, but I like to know their wereabouts.
Cyndi LARPer
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Cyndi LARPer
In my etcet era
September 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In my etcet era