Ernest Borgten
@nonseriousstuff.bsky.social
Hot takes, jokes and non serious thoughts
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Gender labels for God are weird. I don't want to visualize a supreme being hanging all powerful dong
The warehouse is selling a 100inch tv, and the in store display unit is showing a slideshow full of jpegs with massive artifacting
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The warehouse is selling a 100inch tv, and the in store display unit is showing a slideshow full of jpegs with massive artifacting
How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?
November 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
How come technology can invent a self saucing cake but we still don't have a self eating ass?
Social media looks like great fun when you scroll the feed and see 100s of posts with likes and comments. Then you do 50 posts and get zero engagement except for the ones you beg your ILR friend to like.
November 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Social media looks like great fun when you scroll the feed and see 100s of posts with likes and comments. Then you do 50 posts and get zero engagement except for the ones you beg your ILR friend to like.
Why is Egypt like a car horn?
They both have a toot in common!
They both have a toot in common!
November 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Why is Egypt like a car horn?
They both have a toot in common!
They both have a toot in common!
I think it is time for National, Act and NZ First to be moved on to the countryside, where they can cause less economic damage
November 9, 2025 at 8:28 PM
I think it is time for National, Act and NZ First to be moved on to the countryside, where they can cause less economic damage
Someone should tell Stephen Curry not to waste his time shooting from just outside the key. If you get a basket from behind the half court line you get three points AND a free car!
November 7, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Someone should tell Stephen Curry not to waste his time shooting from just outside the key. If you get a basket from behind the half court line you get three points AND a free car!
I can't find my favorite band on social media at all, I guess they are a tough act to follow
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 PM
I can't find my favorite band on social media at all, I guess they are a tough act to follow
Gluten intolerant protestors chanting down with the PASTRY-arcy
November 6, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Gluten intolerant protestors chanting down with the PASTRY-arcy
I want to hear Dan Soder doing an impression of Macho Man singing Metallica karaoke
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 AM
I want to hear Dan Soder doing an impression of Macho Man singing Metallica karaoke
The seam of my ball sack is always sweaty. That's like the least athletic part of my body!
October 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
The seam of my ball sack is always sweaty. That's like the least athletic part of my body!
Port-au-Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
October 22, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Port-au-Prince, I want to catch a glimpse.
Embarrassing for Robert Daltrey to have gotten old and not died
October 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Embarrassing for Robert Daltrey to have gotten old and not died
It's like meeting the Ant-Man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful Wasp
October 12, 2025 at 9:46 AM
It's like meeting the Ant-Man of your dreams, then meeting his beautiful Wasp
Food shrinkflation really shows that food manufacturers don't give a single fuck about healthy portion sizes
September 24, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Food shrinkflation really shows that food manufacturers don't give a single fuck about healthy portion sizes
Voting for the city council, and it is 80% absolute fucking idiots. Just barely able to fill my ballot with people who aren't using their political profile to say gravity is a deep state hoax.
September 15, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Voting for the city council, and it is 80% absolute fucking idiots. Just barely able to fill my ballot with people who aren't using their political profile to say gravity is a deep state hoax.
Australians are so pro-Palestine 20% of them are named Gaza
September 9, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Australians are so pro-Palestine 20% of them are named Gaza
Can't wait to start hoping Vance is dead
August 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Can't wait to start hoping Vance is dead
Dudes on Twitter think they don't need basic hygiene because autism causes vaccines
August 29, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Dudes on Twitter think they don't need basic hygiene because autism causes vaccines
If the meek ever do inherit the earth, the bullies will just take it back from them immediately
August 26, 2025 at 9:51 PM
If the meek ever do inherit the earth, the bullies will just take it back from them immediately
I started doing stand up comedy because I'm an exhibitionist with a fetish for dry humping stools
August 26, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I started doing stand up comedy because I'm an exhibitionist with a fetish for dry humping stools
I wholeheartedly apologize to anyone I offended yesterday at the comedy open mic when I came on stage with my dick hanging out of my pants, and my pubes shaved to look like Hitler's mustache. That was meant to be my closer.
August 22, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I wholeheartedly apologize to anyone I offended yesterday at the comedy open mic when I came on stage with my dick hanging out of my pants, and my pubes shaved to look like Hitler's mustache. That was meant to be my closer.
It was a shame to hear so many references to Hitler and Nazis last night at the open mic. That was 80 years ago! There is lots of bad shit happening right now to talk about!
August 6, 2025 at 9:12 PM
It was a shame to hear so many references to Hitler and Nazis last night at the open mic. That was 80 years ago! There is lots of bad shit happening right now to talk about!
Maybe if we let the fascists grind their boot heel in our faces a bit longer they will be willing to compromise. It's not much, but it's the strongest form of protest social media will allow us to talk about
August 5, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Maybe if we let the fascists grind their boot heel in our faces a bit longer they will be willing to compromise. It's not much, but it's the strongest form of protest social media will allow us to talk about
I never understood why in Street Fighter 4 hits is just fine, but one more hit and the game calls it a Shit combo
July 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I never understood why in Street Fighter 4 hits is just fine, but one more hit and the game calls it a Shit combo