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nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Tannis isn't the best at dealing with customers, but she can talk to them if she has to.
Her particular nature tends to rile up some customers a bit, but usually Raquel will be talking with the customers...

Where is Raquel anyway?

Today's piece brought to you by the noble NorroDoggo on Twitter
January 27, 2026 at 4:24 AM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
:)
December 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Oh, it brings such joy to my heart to see real genuine fan art.

Thank you very much
@teamcute23.bsky.social
December 31, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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dusktodusk94.bsky.social
Lookin for somewhere to blow your holiday cash on? You've come to the right place!

DUSK'S REAL COMMS ARE NOW REALLY OPEN!!!
DUSK'S COMMISSIONS!!! "We just checked the other artists on your feed..." "...THIS is who you wanna comm!" INFO: Full drawings are $15, $5 extra for shading! Extra characters/sequence panels/drawings in sheets are $10 apiece! Animations start at $20 for the first frame, each additional frame is $10, smears/boils are $5, shading is an extra $5 for each frame shaded DM me to talk about it on Discord! Pay me via PayPal! WILL-DO'S: I primarily specialize in cartoonist character art! OCs preferred! NSFW/fetish art can be discussed! (18+ only of course, we can discuss what I’m good with in that field in DMs) Simple n’ sweet animations! I thrive when able to make my own design adaptations! WON'T-DO'S: Complex stuff Other people and/or their characters without permission Minors/animals/corpses/character relatives in NSFW Hate art and politics FNF, FNAF, SML, Vivziepop, and Glitch Prods. shit I hold the right to deny any drawing for whatever reason, we can negotiate other drawings if the original thing you wanted I can't do. EXAMPLES: Antonblast '94: https://www.deviantart.com/dusktodusk94/art/Antonblast-94-1150479772 Super Sonic vs Supreme High Giga Robotnik: https://www.deviantart.com/dusktodusk94/art/Super-Sonic-vs-Supreme-Giga-High-Robotnik-1279114604 King K. Rool: https://www.deviantart.com/dusktodusk94/art/KING-K-EITH-ROOL-1279116944
December 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Someone remind me to get my Christmas comms in october so I actually have something Christmasy to post next year.

Oh and uh

Murray Crustmas
December 26, 2025 at 3:36 AM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
When the brothel is low on traffic, the girls will often try out their tactics on each other. Aloa especially needs to release her energy more often than not. Either to the dismay or pleasure of whoever may be nearby.

Today's piece was brought to you by the Serendipitous @sqiudsquish.bsky.social !
Aloa is twisting Wilhamena and Carmen like a Towel.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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reasue.bsky.social
Comic - 💚 Raquel & Tannis 💜

✨ Many thanks to: @nonsensenoises.bsky.social for this commission ✨

#comic #commission #curvy #thicc #chubby #bigbutt #bubblebutt #bigbreast #flat #flattened
December 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
If you ask the girls how they feel about each other, your likely to get some conflicting answers. Yet somehow the results are the same for both of 'em.

As long as these two work together, someone is gonna get someone squashed.

Today's piece was brought to you by the Radiant Reasue! on deviantart.
December 15, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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lifelinelemons.bsky.social
i figured i should make a post about this since its kind of important and i wanted to get the word out
November 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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noctulov.bsky.social
Look what I have now!
patreon.com/Noctulov
Noctulov | Patreon
Flattening/Squishing artwork
patreon.com
November 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
I kinda want to make a Permaflat oc. But I'm just not sure how to go about it. I came up with a couple ideas I could maybe flesh out.
Which of these sound good to y'all?
November 17, 2025 at 9:56 AM
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shapeshuffler.bsky.social
Massive painted sequence for @alyssataiga.bsky.social
who was gracefully patient with the time it took... (1/3)
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
A Halloween comm I'm not sure ever saw the light of day.
If I ever were to have had a cartoon crush, It would be Wilhelmina.
I love this beautiful vampire, so of course, I needed to break out the steamroller.

I love me some Wilhelmina Pancakes!
Now in X, Y, And Z axis!
October 31, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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djmaxv.bsky.social
Vampire mom doormat, but her chest wont stay flat!
October 29, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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compressionchan.bsky.social
Mae #guiltygear
October 21, 2025 at 3:38 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
A commission from the Incredible Ibuprofen600 that unfortunately didn't pan out.
But she was very lovely. She even drew sketches for the multiple ideas I pitched her!
The greatest of our time she is.
Didn't want these to go to waste since she's not finishing it.
Even her sketches were wonderful.
October 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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skribblpump.bsky.social
A commission for @squishypalu.bsky.social
#flattening #flattened
October 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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crashfan03.bsky.social
i tried
October 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
I've got a bit of a soft spot for the Haydee units.

Animation by the very cool KurozanTf over on deviantart and twitter.
October 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
For the paper drawers out there.
How do y'all deal with mistakes? I want to get into drawing (I only have a paper and pencil) but I constantly mess up, and that means I have to erase, but the smudges aren't gone, and I got to erase again, and then the papers are too damaged to work on and... Yeah.
October 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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blacknight679.bsky.social
Muffet's new spider bakery is now open for business! She planned to go out and meet the townsfolk to spread the word, but it seems the pastries did that themselves. Though, she wishes her customers weren't so... eager.

(A timelapse of my progress is in the replies)

#muffet #flattened #tf
A muffet comic by @Blacknight679 where she is squished by the front door of her new bakery. Her legs then curl up and roll her flat body into a tube, where she falls down and gets squished by the door again. She sticks to the door for a moment, then flops onto the ground, being mistaken as a doormat by every single customer for the rest of the day. by midnight she is covered in grime and dirt, and is worn and rough from being stepped on all day by nearly every resident in town. Her spiders are trying to pry her off the floor. If they can't get her up by morning then she will have to endure another full shift as the bakery's new doormat
October 13, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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djmaxv.bsky.social
Despite unfortunate circumstances, still thought it was worth posting this.
Reunited and it feels so good.
@rubberlemtoons.bsky.social
October 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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sammobun.bsky.social
they're gonna lose this match
September 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
nonsensenoises.bsky.social
Raquel can be a bit passionate about her work. But hey, at least she loves what she does!

Tannis probably thinks she could be a little less passionate, but she won't deny the heart and soul behind it.

...

Well, okay maybe a little less would help.
Raquel is having Tannis try to memorize the inventory of the store, while Tannis claims it would be a feat to memorize it all. Raquel says it's easy, and so Tannis challenges her to list every item in the store. She does, and as she continues, the speech bubble gets bigger and bigger, eventually pressing up against Tannis. The speech bubble envelopes Tannis, and Raquel finally finishes listing all the items, only to finally notice that Tannis is flat on the floor. She asks Tannis what happened, but all Tannis can say is "I...I didn't quite catch that."
September 7, 2025 at 3:20 PM