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Nomie Keusch Baker
@nomie.lavenderlaughs.org
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Computer Science Educator & Comedy Producer
Bipolar Disorder Spectrum, Anti-fascist, Nonviolent
She/They, Jewish, Grew up/live in Lenapehoking/NYC
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Nomie Keusch Baker @nomie.lavenderlaughs.org · Jan 21
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If you or someone you know is in #newyorkcity and fearing #deportation, I am able to provide safe temporary housing.

I live with my parents and brother. We are socialist and anti-police. We love #immigrants and would never cooperate with #ice.

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Thou shalt not have a "favorite politician."
Thou shalt not defend the leader from critique.
Thou shalt not blindly follow the leader.
Thou shalt not betray your people for an elected.
Thou shalt not forget the Lenape people.

#lenape #lenapehoking #antifascist #peopleoverpolitics #workersunite
January 4, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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what is @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social doing for indigenous peoples? Now that you are part of the system, will you use your power to give #LandBack to the Lenape people? Or will you continue to conveniently be absent for crucial votes on land, like the one you missed regarding the casino in Queens?
January 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
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Did some #coding today

Here, I'm testing out some features for a map I'm developing for the #OurLandOurStories website, a multimedia project dedicated to sharing #Native history & advancing #envjustice

The map will show Munsee #Lenape peoples' historic wild rice harvesting grounds in #Lenapehoking
September 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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Alright where are all the #anticapitalist #mamdani haters because I am already so done with this absolute CON!!!

Free buses?!?!?! Albuquerque been done that for years!
free childcare?!?!? THE BARE MINIMUM
Freeze the rent?!?! FREE HOUSING FOR ALL NOW!

THERE IS NO RIGHTFUL MAYOR ON #StolenLand
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 AM
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January 3, 2026 at 1:00 AM
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BLACK & LAVENDER! Fundraiser for Black Women in Comedy Laff Fest! January 25th at 5pm (doors open 4:30)
One night only at Whiskey Cellar (downstairs)
Only $25 for this incredible lineup!
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#blackwomen #blackcomedy #womenincomedy #femalecomedian #queercomedy #newyorkcomedy
Poster for BLACK & LAVENDER fundraiser, featuring Isabelle Pierre, Liv Talley, Kristal Adams, Alexis Bradby, Moonie, Mia Musa, Sydney Duncan, Joanna M. Briley and Finessica Sponsored by The LaughtHER Collective, Banana Split, Kweendom, Out-of-Network Network, and Women's Comedy Collective
December 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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LAVENDER FESTIVAL!!!!!
14 - 16 July 2026
New York City / Lenapehoking
Submissions open until 6 February!
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Tickets on sale 8 March :)

#nyccomedy #queercomedy #newyorkstandup #standupcomedy #femalecomedian #transcomedy #nonbinary #genderqueer #lesbiancomedy #sapphic #gay
December 28, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
YALL THOUGHT I WAS GONE?!?!
LMAO!!!!
#Imstillhere #prettylittleliars #whistleblower #womeninstem #compsky #techsky #silenced #metoo
black background with red text: "I'm still here, b*tches. [photo from Pretty Little Liars of all four friends reading phone] And I know everything. -A"
December 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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#contagiousOptimism #optimistic #positivethinking #manifest #manifesting #philosophy #light #hope #happiness #love #gratitude #silence #nonviolent
it is a terrifying time all over the world, including Amerikkka. I'm so sorry for all the horrible things the evil rich people do to people all over the world. I am so sorry to call America my home. I am so sorry we are not slowing this down, I am so sorry it's taking so long to end. But there is a light at the end of the tunnel. I preach a simple yet complicated philosophy: contagious optimism. They are counting on our silence. They require us to be sad and angry and stay home terrified. But they underestimate the power of love, gratitude, hope, and happiness. I choose to be optimistic. I choose to contagiously shed my positive outlook on life. We cannot lose hope. That is how they win. Thank you for all you do. Please know that even if you don't hear from me, I am always [nonviolently] fighting for us. Everything I do is for the children.
December 15, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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See alt text for full email. I protect the names of recipients.

Thank you for trusting me. I am so young. I am still learning. Please keep me in check. Email nomie@lavenderlaughs.org, queensmnm@proton.me, or nomie.keusch.baker@gmail.com

#Jewish #Hannukkah #Israeli #American #Suchir #Balaji
Thank you for all you do. I am not religious, but I pray for your lives. It is a terrifying time. Lavender Laughs is being targeted, as many are. Thank you for this email service. Please take care of yourselves and your loved ones. My name is Nomie Keusch Baker, I use she/they pronouns, and I am a proud whistle blower. I will not be killed. I am a white Jewish American-Israeli citizen. I won't let them do to me what they did to Suchir Balaji. Please hold me in your hearts, as I hold you in mine.
December 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I can't wait for @abbystein.bsky.social to tell @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social it's time to talk about the children of Corona!! Don't worry, you are not alone. More leaders will finally get their shit together and grow up to protect our children. Hey Zohran! Anything about the six year old in Astoria?
nomie.lavenderlaughs.org Nomie Keusch Baker @nomie.lavenderlaughs.org · Dec 14
@abbystein.bsky.social go get em 💜✡️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🌎🌏🌍
December 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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I literally could not hurt a fly. I'm a lifelong vegetarian so meat is murder. I am against all violence. I am not crazy. I am very logical and full of love to be advocating in every way I can think of for the children of Corona, Jackson Heights, Flushing, Astoria, and across Lenapehoking.
December 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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FOLKS FOLKS LMAOOOOOO
playing an ad for bipolar medication on my parents' TV right when I walked in is a hilarious attempt to "scare" me LMAO
I sleep well knowing yall are dumb af.
Yall have the most money, time, and resources in the world, not just currently but ever, yet I am smarter than you all
December 14, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Yall it has been a crazy time but I, in fact, am not crazy. They will tell you not to believe your own eyes and ears.

I am also nonviolent. Too many people twisting my words and even completely making words up that I never said. I literally could never even hurt a fly my whole family is vegetarian.
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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lol they "don't have money" and gonna let Screwgle or Yourcrosoft or Mehduh or some other company buy it officially I guarantee
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December 13, 2025 at 10:50 AM
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@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social IS A FASCIST WAKE UP WE WERE LIED TO, BOUGHT AND SOLD TO BILLIONAIRE STEVE COHEN. NOBODY WANTS THE CASINO THEY ARE PREYING ON ASIAN IMMIGRANT WORKING FAMILIES @workingfamilies.org @nywfp.bsky.social ARE YALL BOUGHT TOO?!?!?! the world is watching and will remember
@zohrankmamdani @gaysforzohran You fucking fascists are going down. ZKM is bought by Steve Cohen but we will not let our "government" sell PUBLIC LAND to billionaire owner of the Mets Steve Cohen. Apologizing to NYPD is disturbing to say the least. Our neighbors are being kidnapped every day by armes masked men and being shipped to Arizona.
November 29, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Really wild how many of you brainwashed and lost your critical thinking skills 🤡 if you defend this fascist apologist you will be blocked. Were doing real work to stop kidnappinga and bring these sociopaths down. We do not have time for bullshit. Stand up for what's right or shut the fuck up.
This is propaganda Disconnect from "orgs" plug into trusted MA/IW. Connect with neighbors especially those who experience(d) state-sanctioned violence including but not limited to denial of housing, food, shelter, medical care, education, safety, community, joy, hope and love. Please take care of yourselves and do what you gotta do. We are mobilizing the masses to bring these fascists down. The world will know that ZKM, every member of NYC CC, and KH are complicit in crimes against humanity. The "Gaming Facility Location Board" will be dismantled. NO CASINO ANYWHERE EVER YOU SOCIOPATHS DONT KNOW WHO YOURE MESSING WITH. Mets ugh
November 29, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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They are all bought by billionaire Steve Cohen owner of the Mets. Follow the money.
November 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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PEOPLE ARE BEING KIDNAPPED OFF THE STREET EVERY DAY IN QUEENS AND NONE OF THEM ARE SAYING ANYTHING. THEY DID THIS IN THE 60S. THEY ARE ALL BOUGHT WE HAVE EVIDENCE. Really terrifying that so many people got brainwashed and lost their critical thinking skills. Follow the money. They are all fascist
November 29, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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You dont know what the fuck you are talking about we have evidence that they are all bought by Steve Cohen billionaire owner of the Mets 🤡 were taking them down even if people like you are brainwashed to blindly follow this guy (just like MAGA with trump)
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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Lol you are also bought 🤣 capitalism brainwashes us into thinking politicians can save us when we have evidence he is selling us down the river. Were taking him down and all if city council. Politicians are not loyal to you, why are you loyal to them? He apologized to NYPD 🤡
November 29, 2025 at 7:01 AM
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They are kidnapping children off the streets of Queens Mamdani has said nothing. What do you think happened in the 60s???? They were silencing and targettting people. Yall are blind. We are urgently mobilizing the global masses to hold our rogue "government" accountable
November 29, 2025 at 6:59 AM
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Thank you! Were blowing the whistle on our corrupt mayor and city council who sold us out to billionaire Steve Cohen, owner of the Mets for his private casino on public land. Trying to get international reporters because American media is bought and won't cover it
November 28, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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Thank you yes!! Were trying to reach media outside America because American media is bought and won't report on the truth.
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM