nolongerkristen.bsky.social
@nolongerkristen.bsky.social
Make tacos the official food of this 4th of July.

Support your local vendor. Support immigrant owned companies.

Proclaim democracy. Reclaim our country.
June 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Scientists have discovered that gravity grows stronger when you’re doing your laundry.
February 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Actively workshopping names for a new internet challenge where women use their menstrual cups immediately after boiling them for sterilization.
January 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Kristen has marked herself safe from the past five years of pandemic, industry-wide shutdowns, the imminent death of democracy, and devastating wildfires.

Can we all get badges like Boy Scouts?
January 17, 2025 at 7:02 PM
If insurance companies can make policies defending themselves against climate change, then our government should be REQUIRED to enforce policies that defend the people against it, too.
January 15, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Now that we’re back to masking here in LA, I’m advocating that every mask should come with a complimentary breath mint. @Altoids, you’re missing out on a prime marketing opportunity.
January 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM