You know grandpa Donald loves you because he yells at you.
December 18, 2025 at 2:20 AM
You know grandpa Donald loves you because he yells at you.
Donny is doing the heavy nose breathing again ...who gave him uppers?
December 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Donny is doing the heavy nose breathing again ...who gave him uppers?
Was really missing the "confused and angry old man" vibe this season. This speech and performance is outrageous...and so so so stupid. Embarrassing. Put him to bed
December 18, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Was really missing the "confused and angry old man" vibe this season. This speech and performance is outrageous...and so so so stupid. Embarrassing. Put him to bed
It's not an abuse of power if you claim someone else abused power while you abuse power.
September 25, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It's not an abuse of power if you claim someone else abused power while you abuse power.
NYC and JC are suckers for public education mascots. Gritty's sibling will save public schools?
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
NYC and JC are suckers for public education mascots. Gritty's sibling will save public schools?
Fox5 just live-demoed salmon sperm being ultrasounded onto someone's face for $650. Mondays
August 4, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Fox5 just live-demoed salmon sperm being ultrasounded onto someone's face for $650. Mondays
Wow. Normally you can't push a Senator like that because they are hundreds of years old and crumble under the weight of their own responsibilities.
June 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Wow. Normally you can't push a Senator like that because they are hundreds of years old and crumble under the weight of their own responsibilities.
Happy Talking Heads Day!!
June 5, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Happy Talking Heads Day!!
I have been training my pup to be cool with the robot vacuum. Now they're friends. Both trapped in this dusty house.
May 30, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I have been training my pup to be cool with the robot vacuum. Now they're friends. Both trapped in this dusty house.
Without pennies, we need more nickels. Nickels cost like .14 each. Can we make nickels out of pennies?
May 23, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Without pennies, we need more nickels. Nickels cost like .14 each. Can we make nickels out of pennies?
Me going to work now...
May 16, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Me going to work now...
Chicago Pope! A P'ope
May 8, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Chicago Pope! A P'ope
I bet every Cardinal has been doodling their Pope Name since seminary in the margins of all their notebooks. Trying it in cursive. With Vs instead Ws. Block letters. Using the stussy S
May 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I bet every Cardinal has been doodling their Pope Name since seminary in the margins of all their notebooks. Trying it in cursive. With Vs instead Ws. Block letters. Using the stussy S
Will the F-18 regain its memory or will it fall in love with Kurt Russell and be happy?
May 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Will the F-18 regain its memory or will it fall in love with Kurt Russell and be happy?
Movie idea - Conclave, but they elect Mr. Bean
April 25, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Movie idea - Conclave, but they elect Mr. Bean
The Department of Handbag Security should get a new leader.
April 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
The Department of Handbag Security should get a new leader.
In suus via torreum
Lepus in re sanctum
hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine
Lepus in re sanctum
hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine
April 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
In suus via torreum
Lepus in re sanctum
hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine
Lepus in re sanctum
hippitus hoppitus Reus Domine
Saying "Happy Holiday" with just enough ambiguity that you're not sure if I mean Easter, Passover or 4/20.
April 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Saying "Happy Holiday" with just enough ambiguity that you're not sure if I mean Easter, Passover or 4/20.
Don't sleep on this Peep
April 19, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Don't sleep on this Peep
Happy stinky tree day to all who sufferbrate
April 15, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Happy stinky tree day to all who sufferbrate
Hegemonic Suicide would make a great band name...not a good economic strategy though
April 5, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Hegemonic Suicide would make a great band name...not a good economic strategy though
Watching people freak out about the stock market just to say, "Well, there is a new Tariff Sheriff in town."
April 4, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Watching people freak out about the stock market just to say, "Well, there is a new Tariff Sheriff in town."
Trump is the worst Tariff Sheriff
April 4, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Trump is the worst Tariff Sheriff
Beware the eyes of marge!
March 15, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Beware the eyes of marge!